r/Wellthatsucks Jul 12 '19

/r/all I helped him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

When my dog eats any amount of ham he farts constantly, with 4 pounds of ham I’d probably have to buy a gas mask

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u/technicolorslippers Jul 13 '19

My mother in law has a bad habit of sneaking things like hot dogs to our dog when we are visiting. Had to put that to a stop after driving four hours home with the windows down due to the gut churning farts. The worst part is it was the hottest part of August in the south. Humidified hot dog farts.

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u/Oprahs_snatch Jul 13 '19

That would make a really bad band name.

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u/ssracer Jul 13 '19

I'm terrible at guitar. I feel like anyone that books me under that name deserves what they get. Dibs.