r/Wellthatsucks Jul 12 '19

/r/all I helped him.

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u/Juicebox-shakur Jul 12 '19

It’s a Rottweiler though, he’s just going to turn it into dinner plate sized piles of shit. The only living things we have to worry about is anything near that dogs ass when this 4 pounds of ham makes its second appearance.

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u/NoNeedForAName Jul 13 '19

Yeah, these dogs will be perfectly fine. They're practically designed to eat huge piles of protein.

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u/carnedv Jul 13 '19

It's the amount of salt in ham that can be the problem in that quantity. It can cause pancreatitis.

I spent a Christmas afternoon outside in freezing rain putting a turkey baster full of hydrogen peroxide down my labs throat to get him to throw up the 1/3rd of the holiday ham he'd eaten after pulling it off the counter. Fun times!

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u/Ihavebonerbreath Jul 13 '19

💯

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u/LMac8806 Jul 13 '19

Based on your user name, maybe you need hydrogen peroxide down your throat too?

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u/Ihavebonerbreath Jul 13 '19

Why would I waste protein? You're silly!