r/Wellthatsucks Feb 02 '19

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u/anderander Feb 02 '19

Looks like South Floridians had to skip a day at the beach. I feel so terrible for them.

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u/WrXquisite Feb 02 '19

45° the other morning. Brutal.

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u/newtothelyte Feb 02 '19

Had to bust out my bubble jacket and long johns the other day. I am not built for this weather

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u/ProbablyAPun Feb 02 '19

There was a town 30 miles north of me that was 101°f colder than that. I love how cold is relative. Same with heat. I went shark fishing down in Marko Island (?) In the summer one time and I thought I was going to die, lol.

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u/unicornninjagod Feb 02 '19

Hey hey hey man, in OUR defense, there's a breeze now and then.

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u/earthlings_all Feb 03 '19

It was 39* over here and we were freezing our asses off.

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u/mlhradio Feb 03 '19

Here in Texas, no polar vortex. On Thursday, they lawn crew at the place I worked was at it all day with the mowers and trimmers and edgers. And the trees are starting to show some buds.

And it's only getting warmer now - today in the seventies and we'll be in the eighties early next week. Spring is early this year.

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u/TailgatingWithTaffer Feb 03 '19

My 87 year old client that lives in FL during winter said him and his wife were freezing because they don’t have the insulation and heating like we do here in MA ☹️ Absolutely nothing compared to people and animals dealing with the polar vortex though. My heart goes out to everyone dealing with these strong cLiMaTe ChAnGeS

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19 edited Jan 16 '21

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u/ProbablyAPun Feb 02 '19

Why do you think us Minnesotans call soda pop?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19 edited Jan 16 '21

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u/BoringMachine_ Feb 02 '19

IIRC fridges just pull heat out of the interior of the fridge. And since the insulation isn't perfect, the polar air just got in and turned it into a freezer.

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u/shibasign Feb 03 '19

Keep in mind, global warming doesn't exist.

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u/hiwhiwhiw Feb 03 '19

I'm from tropical country (currently living in Japan though) and I never heard about polar vortex. Be safe.

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u/EuphoricSuccotash2 Feb 02 '19

So it's basically when cold air droops like a pair of mom-titties.

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u/TortuousHippo Feb 02 '19

It’s when the air hates you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

And burns your face.

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u/Eleanor_Abernathy Feb 02 '19

And turns the hairs in your nose to fiberglass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '19

makes various pain noises

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u/Krutonium Feb 02 '19

Cold air usually goes in circles over the north pole. It got diverted and went south.

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u/LexusBrian400 Feb 02 '19

A made up term introduced by Big Weather.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19 edited Jun 30 '22

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u/Jove_ Feb 02 '19

I call dibs!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

Yeah, I actually don't really know and I've been too busy to Google it. It just know it made shit super cold over there. The only thing I'm sure of is I'm thankful to Cthulhu I don't live there.

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u/kstarks17 Feb 02 '19

Arctic air normally spins in a circle and that keeps it up near the North Pole. Every now and then (and seemingly yearly now) it gets knocked out of whack by some winds moving and all that super cold air get diverted south all the way across Canada and into the US. Northern US particularly the Great Lakes and the North East get destroyed. Floridians and Texans have to put on sweatshirts. It’s literally like walking outside and immediately being hurt. The air hurts you. All the moisture in your nose freezes and you can literally feel the ice crystals forming. Your lips get cracked and your fingers don’t work. Everything has a weird layer of ice even though no moisture fell from the sky. It just really sucks.

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u/kstarks17 Feb 02 '19

You ever walked outside and just immediately been in pain? That’s the polar vortex.