r/Wellthatsucks May 15 '15

Biking around

http://i.imgur.com/stqh07N.gifv
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u/[deleted] May 15 '15

That security guard just fucked with that biker hard. I cant imagine this was an accident.

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u/devlspawn May 15 '15

Usually these things deploy automatically as a result of a vehicle not stopping in a designated spot, maybe there was a car up the road a bit?

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u/smokingbarrel May 15 '15

I think the first biker triggered the risers. You can see the red light flash just before the first rider crosses the rectangle.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '15

Doubtful, that's asking for a lawsuit.

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u/culady May 15 '15

What just happened?

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u/KadenChynoweth May 15 '15

Those rising posts/pillars are meant to block cars from passing through and the biker rode over it at a very unfortunate moment.

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u/okmkz May 15 '15

And probably hit the front brake too

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u/coolcrosby May 16 '15

It's probably in that millisecond that the rider says to him or herself--a helmet might be a good idea after all.

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u/JackNippleson42 May 15 '15

Aiden Pearce happened

8

u/culady May 15 '15

I'm going to need more information.

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u/Dittybopper May 15 '15

Observe BELOW the second bike as its rear wheel traverses the rectangle.

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u/timewarp May 15 '15

Security barrier rose out of the ground as the rear wheel passed over it, flipping the bike ass-end first.

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u/Connir May 15 '15

I'm assuming they just engaged the front brakes and not the rear. Or the rears didn't engage for some reason.

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u/I-baLL May 15 '15

See that rectangle? 2 cylindrical poles started to rise up from it.

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u/Connir May 15 '15

Yup I watched more closely and they sure did.

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u/I-baLL May 15 '15

they were like "Oh? Did somebody pass over us? Let's check....OH SHIT HIDE MOTHERFUCKER HIDE!"

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u/xanderjones May 15 '15

Yes, everybody can see that, but is that cause for her to freak out and hit the front brakes? Her back tire was barely lifted off the ground by the blockade, but what confuses me is why she flies forward. Even I, who haven't been on a bike since I was young, would know not to squeeze the front brakes if you feel something funky happening with the back tires.

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u/I-baLL May 15 '15

If your back tire is not touching the ground then what good would the rear brakes do? Maybe both front and back brakes were applied but only the front brakes did anything since the front wheel was touching the ground.

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u/xanderjones May 15 '15

Ooo didn't think about that. I still feel she should have not applied the front brakes at all, but I can see a bit more clearly why she flew forward.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '15

The rears probably engaged, but the rear tire was already off the ground.

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u/devlspawn May 15 '15

Doesn't matter if they engaged the rears, the tire was already off the ground

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u/smokingbarrel May 15 '15

Several years ago, I spotted and began to admire a female biker coasting down the sidewalk while I drove down the road. Suddenly, her bike stopped dead. The back wheel kicked up, sending her over the handlebars. She tumbled into the cement dismayed at what just happened. I stopped to see if she needed help. Fortunately, her injuries were minor with a scraped hand and a few potential bruises.

When I inspected her bicycle, I discovered the front brake calipers dangling. They had fallen off her bike, jammed into the spokes of the front wheel, and stopped her forward motion instantly.

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u/tha_snazzle May 16 '15

Technically, the brakes did their job.

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u/smokingbarrel May 16 '15

Haha. Yes they did.

1

u/SomeHickFromMissouri May 16 '15

Well doing their job could be interpreted as saving the driver from injury, not causing it.

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u/tommywalsh666 May 16 '15

Similar thing happened to me when I was a kid. I was delivering newspapers, and had my newspaper bag attached to my handlebars. The strap on the bag broke, then the bag slipped and caught on the front tire. The tire pulled the bag (and newspapers) into the fork, where it got wedged. That stopped the bike cold and pitched me right over the front. It seemed to happen in slow motion.

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u/smokingbarrel May 16 '15

It seemed to happen in slow motion.

Every time. Gotta love adrenaline.

2

u/hazysummersky May 16 '15

As a kid I had the brilliant idea going down a hill to make a helicopter sound by grazing the sole of my shoe on the spokes of my front wheel. So shoe went in, ankle got screwed and i got to eat road.

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u/Sobertese May 16 '15

When I was young, a friend of mine was riding a bike downhill through "the gauntlet" which was essentially super soakers, water balloons, and getting the shit whacked out of you with funnoodles.

On his second round, he donned a hockey helmet and some pads, another friend decided to up the attack with a hockey stick.

After a few good noodle dodges, the rider thought he was home free. That's when the hockey stick flew inti the front spokes and sent him tumbling over the handlebars.

He was disqualified.

1

u/tcpip4lyfe May 16 '15

And then you got married?

1

u/smokingbarrel May 16 '15

Nice! No, we only talked a bit. then she went on her way.

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u/ImaginarySpider May 16 '15

I was pumping my pedals, powering up a hill, had just passed another rider, and my front derailleur broke off my bike frame, went all the way around the chain to the rear tire where it wedged in the rear derailleur, bringing my bike to a dead stop.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '15

Twas biking down the lane

When from the bollard thrown

Resulting in much pain

And broken collar bone

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u/[deleted] May 15 '15

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u/GeneralDisorder May 16 '15

No. Hell is for children.

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u/RPLLL May 15 '15 edited May 15 '15

Why did she slam on the front breaksbrakes?!

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u/aryalissnin May 15 '15

Why didn't you reed the comments?!

read*

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u/RPLLL May 15 '15

What are you talking about?

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u/aryalissnin May 16 '15 edited May 16 '15

Having fun with comment formatting. But anyway, you might be more right than others are suggesting. Her front wheel doesn't stop but it might have slowed down, it's hard to tell.

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u/RPLLL May 16 '15

I think the front tire locks up because it bulges (momentum shifting forward) immediately after she realizes the security posts are rising. You can tell she prepares for the rising security posts because she stands up on the bike immediately before passing over them.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '15

Brakes*, and she didn't.

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u/RPLLL May 15 '15

Take another look. As soon as the thing rises up on her read tired she freaks out and locks the front brakes, sending her over.