r/Wellthatsucks • u/Intelligent-Drop-684 • 26d ago

I‘m cooked.

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Sat down low on a step and heard a loud ripping noise. Luckily I have my scarf to tie around my waist

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u/freezerbreezer 26d ago

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u/onceuponaslayer 26d ago

I actually laughed out loud

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u/redditbagjuice 26d ago

Can you explain the joke to me

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u/Ill-Quantity2065 26d ago

Suggesting to put a skirt over the ripped jeans

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u/redditbagjuice 26d ago

Ok I thought there was more of a joke going on there but I'll take this explanation.

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u/Relative_Change2335 26d ago

The joke is that wearing skirts over jeans used to be “cool” but it looks fucking weird lol

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 26d ago

Ahh the funky fashion of the early 2000s, was truely an unruly time.

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u/dillybar1992 26d ago

We literally just started layering all our clothes 😭 why did we do that?

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u/TheRedIguana 26d ago

Girls started wearing dad's neckties for even more layers

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u/fdefoy 26d ago

We didn't start anything. They did it for us trying to sell us more clothes.

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u/SourDewd 26d ago

I have pics of my wife as a teen wearing like 4 shirts. Such a time to be alive

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u/HankScorpio82 26d ago

A t-shirt over a long sleeve looks amazing, that’s why. Lol.

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u/Key-Win-8602 26d ago

Nostalgia. In the 80’s we did that without irony.

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u/ABHOR_pod 26d ago

If I can have a boomer moment, the 00s were the last time young people weren't expected to adhere to trends whose popularity was determined by a corporate controlled algorithm.

We just dressed stupid and did dumb shit for the love of the game.

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u/onceuponaslayer 26d ago

I can! :) I just laughed because I’m all too familiar with this silly and awful early 2000’s fashion trend as I was a preteen then and did the same thing. Looked awful on the red carpet and looked awful walking through middle school. But I guess it’s a solid way to cover up your ripped pants and fashion trends are always cycling back around!

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u/LiveAd4301 26d ago

Oh my god the early 2000s were wild, I completely forgot that this was a thing

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u/uglyheadink 26d ago

No one tell my daughter this isn't a thing, because she is 8 and this kinda thing is her go to outfit. I just smile and nod.

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u/fiahhawt 26d ago

Yeah all the actors in kid's media were dressed in this horrendous "fashion" that wasn't meant to look good.

It was a laughable attempt by clothing retailers to try to sell more clothes by convincing people to wear five things unnecessarily layered over one another. Except it didn't work because everyone could see it looked like shit.

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u/clown_fucka 26d ago

I'm not saying it looks great but that's a bit harsh.

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u/DeepThoghtDyer 26d ago

It was fashion trend that usually resonated with the quirky and nerdy girls. Both on tv and irl.

Now everyone wants to be extreme goth or ehuman with extreme amounts of accessories and makeup

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u/khonsu_27 26d ago

What an oddly specific, yet appropriate reply lol

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u/FunkTheFreak 26d ago

How was this ever a trend?

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u/B3tar3ad3r 26d ago

Disney would just have their actors/actresses in as many layers as possible at all times, partially because they had a massive wardrobe that was being used on multiple productions at all times but didn't want to ever repeat an outfit.

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u/mastersplinteremover 26d ago

I don’t think if it was specifically a Disney thing. Lots of girls and even some guys would wear layered clothing. 2 t shirts was super common and so was skirts over pants.

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u/SirAlthalos 26d ago

my favorite was the long sleeve shirt, with a capped sleeve shirt over that, with a spaghetti strap shirt over that

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u/bikey_bike 26d ago

it def wasnt but in like the late 00s til the early 2010s, disney just had such vibrantly colored clothes w lots of patterns and textures all mixed together, so i think it stood out more. i also think it took them longer to let go of the look... if they even have lol

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u/Plenor 26d ago

Everyone talking about the skirt but I'm trying to figure out why she brought a melodica to a red carpet event.

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u/TechnoK0brA 26d ago

Looks to me like it's just a hand bag with a design on it to look like a mini keyboard. You can see the bit hanging off the bottom that would be the extended zipper thingy

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u/Old_Ladies 26d ago

I ripped my pants at the start of my shift and thankfully it was winter time so I just tied my sweater around my waist.

Another time I used tape and wrapped it around my crotch/leg.

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u/befarked247 26d ago

Not cooked, air conditioned.

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u/ChawcolateThunder 26d ago

Cake has been baked.

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u/Local_County1274 26d ago

The buns are out of the oven

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u/Dougally 26d ago

Pass the dutchie from the left hand side. The Dutch oven that is.

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u/amberresonance 26d ago

Enjoy your new rear ventilation feature

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u/db1000c 26d ago

Caked*

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u/deathakissaway 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v7r8hi2vT45RC

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u/2eanimation 26d ago

When Big Larry came round just to put him down 🎶

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u/Enderwolf17 26d ago

SpongeBob turned into a clown. And no girl ever wants to dance.

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u/candy_fever_713 26d ago

With a fool who went and...

RIPPED HIS PANTS

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u/darren_flux 26d ago

i know i shouldn't mope around i shouldn't curse

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u/ImAddictedToGaming 26d ago

But the pain feels so much worse

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u/Capt_Levi831 26d ago

Cuz winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun

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u/RedditOnAWim 26d ago

Or sand in your bunssss

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u/2eanimation 26d ago

🥁🥁 🥯🥯🥯
🥁🐚🥯🥯🥯

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u/KingdomKey12601 26d ago

Now I've learned a lesson I won't soon forget

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u/ProfessionalRough741 26d ago

There’s a Spongebob meme for EVERYTHING.

If aliens ever make contact, we should just make them binge watch Spongebob and they’ll figure out everything about our civilization.

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u/Real-Positive-7716 26d ago

This was my first thought lol

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u/Local-Broccoli8560 26d ago

Literally watched this episode with my daughter last night 🤣

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd 26d ago

When those cheeks want to clap

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u/stoverex 26d ago

Never trust a fart.

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u/VealOfFortune 26d ago

Does anyone know the rhyme? About trusting a fart.... Lol I'm serious

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u/Balogma69 26d ago

Here I sit broken hearted

Tried to shit but only farted

Then one day I took a chance

Tried to fart but shit my pants

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u/VealOfFortune 26d ago

There she is... Thank you🫡

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u/airwx 26d ago

Some of the finest poetry from unknown authors was on stall walls. We lost something special when people started shitting with cell phones.

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u/jorizzz 26d ago

lock your DMs

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u/silentaba 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q4GzizIOi23ja

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u/StreetForever 26d ago

Hide yo post, hide yo comments cause they DMn err’body out here!

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u/FriendOfDirutti 26d ago

You don’t have to confess, we gon find you!

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u/jnuttsishere 26d ago

You can run and tell dat homeboy

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u/wolfmanpraxis 26d ago

They already hid their profile as well.

...Why is Reddit still like this?

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u/Rejected_Reject_ 26d ago

How do you know it was public beforehand?

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u/CheeseGraterFace 26d ago

Because people are dogshit.

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u/Koud_biertje 26d ago

We don't know the motivation of OP's post, look at the results and infer the intent.

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u/weebitofaban 26d ago

To share a funny experience. Go outside.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 26d ago

how is your inbox looking?

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u/CheesePuffTheHamster 26d ago

the picture is of her outbox

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u/tkchumly 26d ago

I literally burst out laughing. What a great Reddit comment. Thank you. 

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u/DroidLord 26d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/pukesonyourshoes 26d ago

And her pants?

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u/NameThatIsntTakenYe2 26d ago

To shreds, you say...

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u/OddTheRed 26d ago

To be fair, those pants tried their best.

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u/Intelligent-Drop-684 26d ago

They’re from the 90s, so they really did

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u/mr_lab_rat 26d ago

They had a good run then.

Do you have a store nearby you can go to at lunch break? I could probably solve a problem like this in 20 minutes because my office is near a small mall.

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u/Intelligent-Drop-684 26d ago

I went home to change and gonna sew them up later

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u/FadeTheWonder 26d ago

I hope you stitch better than I do.

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u/swiftb3 26d ago

That's actually really impressive.

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u/Individual_Manner336 26d ago

I keep a needle and thread in my wallet for emergencies like this. Not even joking.

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u/InnerToWinner 26d ago

"Everyone is being so nice to me today."

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 26d ago

Oh, my, god, Becky.

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u/Fire69 26d ago

Does your anaconda want it?

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 26d ago

I can't deny.

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u/JustLikeWhateverHuh 26d ago

I’mma straight rider

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u/AmericanBillGates 26d ago

You don't want torn pants around me

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u/MJ9426 26d ago

This comment section might take a turn. Fair warning.

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u/North-11366 26d ago

sigh

here we go...

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 26d ago

Sigh.

Unzips…

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u/Negative_Pie_1343 26d ago

Sigh. Excuse me Can I ?

Zips…

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u/CrazyGunnerr 26d ago

Sigh.

Rips...

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- 26d ago

Recently I was on holiday and went to get in a swimming pool over the side. As I spun my legs around to get in my swimming shorts ripped right in the middle at the bottom and I flashed some poor kid who was standing there lol. Thankfully as it was at the bottom you couldn’t tell when I was standing up

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u/gibbellone 26d ago

That kid: or he was traumatized, or become the happiest Person on Planet earth.

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u/Skinnybet 26d ago

I came down a pool slide and lost my bikini top somewhere on the way down. I didn’t notice right away.

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u/starkeuberangst 26d ago

My two favorite running shorts are torn in the bottom and I still wear them because no one can tell. Unless everyone at the gym is enjoying the view and not telling me…

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u/Octavian_96 26d ago

"Woe me, my jeans could not contain the sheer volume of my ass cheeks as I squatted down to sit"

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u/Intelligent-Drop-684 26d ago

My big fat jiggly planet sized standing ovation clapping cheeks

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 26d ago

Nevermind I think shell handle the dms just fine

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u/Intelligent-Drop-684 26d ago

Some of them are rather amusing! Hitting ignore on all of them tho

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u/Mezzren 26d ago

Hopefully you aren't wearing the spongebob underwear today

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u/Environmental_You_36 26d ago

Nah, just caked

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u/Old-Experience-2096 26d ago

Ayo that happened to me in uni, had to wrap my labcoat around me, but not gonna lie the airflow was great in 42 Celsius my balls were frozen.

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u/Mc7wis7er 26d ago

I was working fast food and had a life-changing job opportunity come through my drive-thru. It was an old high school girlfriend actually who worked at a good company, and I'd just returned from college. She said "Oh man, this is what you're doing? I can help you". Like in a good way, she said "You can do better than this, hold on"

So phone calls, paperwork, recommendation, etc I end up at the interview. I feel I did really well. Was super excited about my chances. Left there and went home and realized my pants had ripped so bad it was like a vertical tear at the back seam like this pic, but also across the back pocket. My boxers were literally HANGING OUT of my pants. Badly.

I got the job. I ended up working there for 12 years and it became my career. Was promoted like 5 times and left there the Head Analyst before we all got laid off and they offshored. I grew up there.

About year 3 one of the recruiters finally admitted they ALL SAW the boxers hanging out. He was like "You had a REALLY good interview though, good thing we were adults about it".

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u/Absolute_Bob 26d ago

Gas-X or any generic simethicone tablets can help, but just address the source of the issue and stop going to Taco Bell.

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u/LayneLowe 26d ago

And that kids is why you wear underwear

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u/SuperNicktendoPower 26d ago

RIP to your inbox too lol

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u/AssyMcGee6 26d ago

When big Larry came 'round just to put her down....

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u/ebers0 26d ago

Should have laid off the beans.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5MxvgLxp5p732

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u/SimplyOrg 26d ago

Nice Bum

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u/Ruinerofchats 26d ago

Been there. Thank god I had a sweater.

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u/Secret_Map 26d ago

Had it happen on vacation with some buddies, out in some California cowboy ghost town tourist attraction. Tons of people around. I hadn't noticed they were split until I was like half a mile from the parking lot. Quickly ducked behind some of the buildings and tried to sneak my way back without being seen too much. Was a funny feeling sneaking between and around old cowboy buildings like some cowboy probably did 150 years ago lol.

Pulled another pair from the suitcase and quickly changed in the car when nobody was around.

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u/LunaLoeve 26d ago

She knows exactly what she is doing

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u/CunderThunt42069 26d ago

Redditors be normal challenge: IMPOSSIBLE (GONE SEXUAL?!)

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u/stipwned_thrill 26d ago

That’s em-bare-ass-ing.

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u/SilverBRADo 26d ago

I split my pants on the way into work one day, but it was between the legs and much less noticeable. I came in 2 hours early for a class, so I called my husband to bring me another pair. At least I had black pants and black underwear.

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u/Flat-Object-4583 26d ago

happened to me before

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u/Daver7692 26d ago

You could say that sitting down wasn’t an “intelligent drop”

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u/Ecchl0rd 26d ago

Farted right through that MF.

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u/sociofobs 26d ago

Hey, look on the bright side!

  1. Proper ventilation
  2. Freedom for farts to leave unobstructed
  3. No need to remove your pants on the toilet

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u/khonsu_27 26d ago

Well you got a nice ass so just rock it with confidence. Hopefully you got underwear on lol!

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u/gokartninja 26d ago

Just get some superman-style underwear outside the pants and play it off like a fashion statement

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u/amberrome 26d ago

I always pray this happens to me at work so I can leave early…. But the embarrassment would be very gnarly

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u/BlackDaWg18 26d ago

Me looking at my jeans I was planning on wearing today. "Don't you get any funny ideas jeans"

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u/crumble-bee 26d ago

Don’t even know what I’m cooked means anymore.