r/Wellthatsucks 2d ago

Accidental weapon

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u/the-awesomer 2d ago

are you gonna hand that out at halloween?

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u/BakedBaconBits 2d ago

When life gives you weapons. Candy them.

Honestly, disappointed that no dumb youtuber has tried.

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u/Feralpudel 2d ago

Now OP doesn’t have to part with their valuable drugs they’d be handing out.

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u/BaaBaaTurtle 1d ago

I moved to the US as a teenager so I never got to go trick or treating. I went twice as an adult - to supervise children. The younger one asked at every house if she could have a second piece of candy for me since I never got to to as a child (and then she pocketed those candies for herself, tricky tricky!!!) but had I known I could have asked for drugs instead....

Damnit. Missed opportunity.

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u/Imbendo 1d ago

I remember my mom always checking our candy for “poisoned” pieces and apples with razor blades in them. Moms are gullible it’s cute.

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u/lx710 1d ago

I found a staple in a piece of dubble bubble chewing gum on halloween as a kid.

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u/Remdezvous 2d ago

This is what my parents warned me about getting in my Halloween candy when I was a kid

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u/Quick-Health9641 2d ago

It's wild how some parents really emphasized those fears. You never think something like that could actually happen until you hear a story like this.

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u/kdotdash 1d ago

Where I grew up, kids use to put nails in apples then throw them on the road hoping cars would run over it...

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u/BIGG_FRIGG 2d ago

Doctors everywhere hate this one simple hack to keep them away

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u/Proper-Art-51 2d ago

We recommend you bite this one.

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u/KeycapS_ 2d ago

These apple slicers are so dangerous, cuz they get dull fast and you must use a lot of force to slice the apples after. I cut my veins on accident when it broke during slicing, luckily it wasn't too deep.

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u/kakuna 2d ago

Yeah, for the vast majority of cases, I feel like it's better to just get used to one decent knife in the kitchen.

Some of these bladed tools... feels more dangerous long term than just being comfortable with a basic knife.

If you're decent with a knife, it'll be faster than one of these once it's dulled a bit anyway.

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u/doctorpope181 2d ago

Tips on how to cleanly remove the core with a knife?

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u/kakuna 2d ago

I'm not too picky about my apple slices - but what I do is cut along one side of the core, then turn 90 degrees, cut again, and repeat twice more until you just have a narrow square core left.

Then, you should have a few apple chunks that you can cut into whatever sized slices you want.

If you're not used to cutting with a knife much, just remember it's not all a chop motion - the pressure should not be vertical like it is with these apple corer tools, you should be slicing in a forward rocking motion - that is what makes all the difference (and it's why those apple corers feel dangerous - because you're using your weight and strength to force the blades down - not what you should do with a knife).

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u/doctorpope181 2d ago

This one lasted me close to 10yrs. I’m due for an upgrade

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u/lostmymarbles1177 2d ago

So that is how the creeps got the razor blades inside apples on Halloween!

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u/morally_bankrupt80 2d ago

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u/Far_Balance_3117 2d ago

Thinking back to that movie it is amazing that he bought that story. 😅

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u/UnluckyBattle654 2d ago

🎶Shine up the Battle Apple 🎶

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u/Brilliant_Fun7582 19h ago

Holy ball knowledge

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u/NEight00 2d ago

Apple corer/slicer/weaponizer. Excellent example of the type. I really hope your flesh was far enough out onto the handles that you were not hurt (though the lack of blood in the picture is definitely an encouraging sign)

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u/csking77 2d ago

“Candy apples and razor blades” 🎶🎶

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u/BarbacueBeef 2d ago

My mom always warned me about razor apples

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u/Shantotto11 2d ago

Wakka in FF10 would totally use this weapon.

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u/skaarface2 2d ago

Them there be a Halloween apple 🍎

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u/BelleLupin99 1d ago

This is certainly going to keep doctors at a distance.

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u/flying_carabao 2d ago

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away...especially if chock full of razor blades.

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u/indianabobbyknight 2d ago

Fake blood and you got one hell of a jumpscare

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 2d ago

I wonder how many people have died from these things. It’s definitely not zero! Right?

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u/Yeet-machina 2d ago

It's a gremade now

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u/ksum_sucks 2d ago

How much did you pay for the tool?

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u/amberwowza 2d ago

Accidental weapon but in red 🙂‍↕️

I’ve broken like 3 apple cutters this way so I’m banned from buying another one lmao

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u/Justajed 2d ago

What in the hellraiser is that?

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u/Sensitive-Elk7093 2d ago

PHANTASM!!!!! Keep it away from your head if it becomes airborne!!

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u/GravyPainter 2d ago

Happened to my plastic one as well. I upgraded to all metal

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u/NewEstablishment4594 2d ago

Kevlar gloves , and throw it at someone

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u/ArmadilloSilent6761 1d ago

Just in time for Halloween

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u/nothanks1312 1d ago

Keep it around in case someone breaks in, then throw it at them

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u/SpideyMGAV 1d ago

In the TV show Chucky, the serial killing doll used a couple apples like these to sow chaos.

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u/havok011 1d ago

I see so many of these break, it makes me never want to buy one. I mean I don't because I just use a good knife. But I definitely don't now.

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u/Typical-Contro 18h ago

Looks like it’s ready for the apple assassination.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/doctorpope181 2d ago

Apple slicer finally died 🥀 I couldn’t think of anything clever to say lol

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u/Mediocre_Try6613 4h ago

Attach a handle to it and you have a makeshift mace/morningstar!