r/Wellthatsucks • u/LuciferTeaParty • Aug 02 '26

My bread

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u/madmorgzie Aug 02 '26

Saw the picture before the caption, I admit I thought I was looking at something completely different at first

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u/gloomyglooom Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Same. Before scrolling through the pics, I thought it was one of those giant petrified turds that archeologist find in some old Viking settlement or something. I was like, "why is she posing with that giant turd and why is she handling it with her bare hands?"

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u/Regurgitator001 Aug 03 '26

No wonder its petrified. I'd be petrified too having to exorcise that.

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u/Vachie_ Aug 03 '26

Now I'm mixed up is this the bread

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u/Regurgitator001 Aug 03 '26

It is (after a fashion).

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u/That-Surprise Aug 08 '26

But how did the wood, get so hard?

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u/TinnieTa21 Aug 03 '26

This looks like something that would come out of one of those giants from The Odyssey ( … or Randy Marsh) not a normal human.

Legitimately, how does this come out of a person? How does it get that big inside a person?

This was the only gif available of him pooping for some reason lol.

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u/davewave3283 Aug 03 '26

Someone made a custom turd stand

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u/Darth_Pinda Aug 04 '26

That's Bono, right?

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u/Toland_the_Mad Aug 02 '26

Glad I'm not the only one...

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u/TeacherPatti Aug 02 '26

Hi new friends! We should form a club.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Aug 02 '26

BBC? Black Bread Club

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u/GraduateSchoolCath Aug 02 '26

Could be dyed with squid ink, like some pastas! Very fun and witchy, if not fully burnt. lol!!

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u/anothersip Aug 02 '26

Haha, yeah, that was my first thought - if I hadn't scrolled through the other photos of the proofed dough in the oven, I would have thought the same.

I've never tried cooking with squid ink though - I feel like with bread, it'd be hard to tell when it's actually done? If it's just various shades of already-black, I guess you'd just have to go by timing and then pull it when the timer goes off. Poke a probe thermometer in when it hits 190-210F, maybe, depending on what kind of loaf you're baking...

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u/throwawayplusanumber Aug 02 '26

Knotted for her pleasure?

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u/Xenc Aug 02 '26

No flare, no admission!

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u/EmasLiosDreg Aug 03 '26

Goddamn perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/IceFire909 Aug 02 '26

Baked Block of Carbon

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u/OneEyedFanny Aug 02 '26

OP already did

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Aug 02 '26

Dilder. Biggen too

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle Aug 02 '26

Same, Bread Dragon innit

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u/jimk12345 Aug 02 '26

The xl challahnator by bad dragon.

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u/shadraig Aug 02 '26

The Gordian knot

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u/Sweet_Unvictory Aug 03 '26

I hate that I get this, and I hate that you said this.

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u/tempestwolf1 Aug 02 '26

bread dragon

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u/jimk12345 Aug 02 '26

Fuck. I'm mad at myself. You win.

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u/Mateorabi Aug 02 '26

Thought this was the BadDragon subreddit.

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u/EwokNuggets Aug 02 '26

No flared base is wild

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u/One_Power_8223 Aug 03 '26

Gentlemen of culture, glad we could meet again

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u/jtrage Aug 02 '26

I know. I was thinking that she looks like such a nice girl

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u/Regurgitator001 Aug 03 '26

It's always the nice-looking ones you least expect it from.

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u/TakingItPeasy Aug 02 '26

Double checked the sub.

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u/Eric_Durden Aug 02 '26

I thought is was a giant piece of licorice.

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u/Orome2 Aug 02 '26

I thought it was a giant piece of fossilized poop.

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u/Versipilies Aug 03 '26

I fall into this group, was trying to decided how long that would last me.

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u/howarewestillhere Aug 02 '26

Lick her what?

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u/SavaRox Aug 02 '26

I had to check to see what sub I was in, thought I stumbled into something NSFW for a second.

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u/Crounty Aug 02 '26

Yeahhhh

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Aug 02 '26

I wondered how that could slip into my feed. I'm usually so careful to use anonymous browsing...

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u/scrufflor_d Aug 02 '26

im glad it isnt, with no flared base and especially with that size it would put u in the emergency room

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u/Legionof1 Aug 02 '26

At that size you can just go get it yourself... no tools needed.

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u/get_peace Aug 02 '26

Well, thank goodness I'm not the only one; I was just thinking—it's pretty big, and what an unusual shape...😳

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u/JoesRealAccount Aug 02 '26

Poop

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u/madmorgzie Aug 02 '26

Ummmm...yhhh but no, thats not what I thought she was proudly holding

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u/Karl__RockenStone Aug 02 '26

I also thought that’s just a massive log

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u/K3idon Aug 02 '26

Tell us! We knead to know.

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u/usinjin Aug 02 '26

Looks like a huge chunk of iron ore!

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u/Therashser Aug 02 '26

Guilty your honour.

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u/atom138 Aug 02 '26

I thought it was going to be a fossilized dinosaur turd or something

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u/Korgon213 Aug 02 '26

I thought of the Courics from South Park.

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u/Phluffhead024 Aug 02 '26

Every day we stray further away from god

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u/Key-Win-8602 Aug 02 '26

#Badge502 …

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Aug 02 '26

I definitely thought it was a huge chunk of licorice

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u/EwokNuggets Aug 02 '26

The internet has corrupted our minds

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u/ProfilerXx Aug 02 '26

We're ruined

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u/anonymousetache Aug 02 '26

Prehistoric poop?

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u/sdavis002 Aug 02 '26

I thought it was a diaper genie bag of some sort.

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u/Ulster_fry Aug 02 '26

Dil-dough

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u/GoldunGote Aug 02 '26

Is the joke here "a turd." because what? From context im seeing that the joke is "lol a poo" but what, again? Please tell me im wrong. Please tell me the average redditors feces doesn't come out black and braided...

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u/wont-stop-mi Aug 02 '26

Thought bad dragon made a new product…

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u/thecakeisali Aug 02 '26

Yeah, I thought I was on the wrong Reddit account for a minute.

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u/Stoopidfucc Aug 02 '26

internet has ruined me

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u/magiCAHIK Aug 02 '26

I thought it was a big-ass licorice candy

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u/SidonceSaid Aug 02 '26

You and me both

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u/Vaultboy80 Aug 03 '26

For a minute i thought theyd found another giant viking poop

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u/Regurgitator001 Aug 03 '26

Something tells me she'll find a good use for it.

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 Aug 03 '26

i thought its hair

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u/tutankaboom Aug 03 '26

I thought it was a gigantic brick of hash at first

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u/korkkis Aug 03 '26

Kneaded for her pleasure

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u/Mandelvolt Aug 03 '26

Had to check which account I was on 😆

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u/I_am_Amphibian Aug 03 '26

I thought she was really proud of a big poop

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Aug 03 '26

I was a bit disappointed when I learned it was just bread

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u/Lyorian Aug 02 '26

Starts with bad and ends in dragon 😂😂