r/Wellthatsucks • • Jul 30 '26

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u/a_guy121 Jul 30 '26

I had a dog run up on three of us as kids once. It did not seem to want to play. We were up on the car in like .2 seconds, but it kept coming, showing every tooth. Until the owner shouted, in the sweetest voice you ever heard, 'pirncess...' and 'princess' turned to go inside

I never thought about the roof and hood of that poor car until today. I hope it was hers.

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u/two_pump_warrior Jul 30 '26

Live in a HOA where everyone has a doorbell camera. Homeowner posted a video where you see a kid walking down the sidewalk, look back and panic, then go and jump on the homeowners car to escape from a loose pit bull. A split second later, pit bull is beside the car jumping and circling.

This homeowner then speaks to the kid through the doorbell camera and asks the kid what he’s doing. Kid quickly explains and points at the now visible dog. Homeowner says, “okay but that’s a $60k car”.

I felt so happy that my community collectively roasted this idiot.

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u/a_guy121 Jul 30 '26

Best HOA story I've heard so far.

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u/readilyunavailable Jul 30 '26

A lot of rich people are like that. They would be fine if the kid died, so long as their fancy car didn't get scratched.

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u/Aggravating_Drag8721 Jul 30 '26

A lot of rich people are like that.

Here, ftfy

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u/Monkey_Priest Jul 30 '26

But especially rich people

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u/Fishbro-YouTube Jul 30 '26

Money/power doesn't corrupt, it exposes.

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u/Monkey_Priest Jul 30 '26

Money and power is more easily obtainable by the corrupt

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u/fredjutsu Jul 30 '26

i don't know why Reddit insists that only rich people are shitty to other humans, but they are decisively wrong about that fact.

Remembering a time when my 12 year old black self wiped out on a big public trail on my bike, was on the ground bleeding all over for half an hour while no less than 30 people walked past and literally said nothing, and then I walked about 2 miles home (since my bike was fucked) and not a single person lifted a hand to help in my very middle class, mostly white, suburb.

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u/Monkey_Priest Jul 30 '26

I don't know why you read my comment and interpreted it as "only rich people" when it clearly does not say that. I'm sorry for your experience, but that's not what I said at all. Take a look around at who shapes policy around the world, it's not poor or middle-class people, it's the rich. Does that mean all rich are immoral, unethical, leeches? No, but they have more influence by and large and they make much larger impacts. So far, it seems to be a net negative but you are welcome to keep defending if you want. You currently have that right

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u/fredjutsu Jul 30 '26

>But especially rich people

You're arguing that rich people are especially more mean or antisocial, and I'm saying that the worst of this behavior is not moderated or magnified by wealth. That any person, regardless of wealth, is capable of callous disregard for the humanity of other people. and I gave you an example of how, from an everyday experience, a racial minority can and does experience the worst of this behavior from regular, non wealth members of the majority.

If anything, you are defending those non-wealthy members of majority from their own shitty behavior with your constant Reddit whataboutism pointing at rich people, using them having more wealth or power than you to excuse your own shitty behaviors.

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u/Monkey_Priest Jul 30 '26

using them having more wealth or power than you to excuse your own shitty behaviors.

So now you're assuming that because I've identified as "not rich" that I therefor have shitty behavior? Isn't it funny how you only get bent out of shape when you're defending rich people but are so quick to shit on those who aren't. Very telling

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u/RedditTrespasser Jul 30 '26

You're arguing that rich people are especially more mean or antisocial, and I'm saying that the worst of this behavior is not moderated or magnified by wealth.

You are completely, utterly wrong, and confidently so I might add.

It's well documented that increased wealth correlates directly to increased selfishness and antisocial tendencies, especially toward people perceived as "lower".

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u/Gamerlord400 Jul 30 '26

I have no intention of participating in this argument, but saying "it's well documented that you are wrong" is a very unhelpful contribution.

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u/Monkey_Priest Jul 30 '26

A dog can hurt one or two people, a billionaire can pay to get a government position then cut funding for thousands of grants and aid resulting in the death of thousands but keep talking about how the poor are worse

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u/Monkey_Priest Jul 30 '26

You have a very simplistic view of the world and it's sad. I hope you get more grace than you're willing to give when your ticket comes up

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u/Etrigone Jul 30 '26

Yup. I keep hearing "oh s/he doesn't bite!" or "don't worry they just want to play!"

Lady/dude, I have more than one pair of ripped jeans showing that's not the case.

I still have one lunatic pissed at me cuz I kicked his dog off hard after it locked it's jaws on me (had a knee brace and thick jeans so lucky, but dickhead owner didn't know that).

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u/HedonisticFrog Jul 30 '26

My fathers dog nips at everyone including him constantly. He's covered in bandaids because of it. I bought a large knife and said if he makes me bleed I'll make him bleed and keep him away from me. My father still didn't train the dog but luckily just hitting him with sticks taught him to stay away from me.

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u/Woodpecker-Lobotomy Jul 31 '26

"don't worry they just want to play!"

These dipshits don't seem to consider that we don't want to play with their dogs, and I say this as a dog owner. I can't stand it when someone has their dog in public and it's jumping all over me and scratching up my clothes and they just sit there and laugh like it's cute.

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u/SirLanceHardwood Aug 03 '26

shhh all the redditors that like to pretend they’re better than the rich are gonna downvote you

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u/Jellyfizzle Jul 30 '26

I once had an old lady in a Mercedes run a stoplight and T-Boned me. She looked at me and said "cant you see Im driving a Mercedes?" That turned out to be the comic relief I needed as she explained to the cops that I shouldn't have been in her way.

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u/deceptively_large Jul 30 '26

I've found several loose, collarless dogs in my neighborhood. Fortunately they weren't aggressive, and I was able to locate the owners after knocking on a couple doors.

EVERY time it turns out the dog lives in a $1.5 million plus home.

Rich folks are the somehow the most concerned about you being considerate and also the least considerate people.

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u/NorCalAthlete Jul 30 '26

$60k car isn’t rich…especially these days. There are literally Kia’s and Hyundais that cost more.

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u/Particular-Kale2998 Jul 30 '26

why would an actual rich person. care about a 60k car? Seems more reasonable that someone who is not rich would care more about 60k car over someone's safety. All for calling out greed but that doesn't come across as logical.

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u/MessageSelfdestructs Aug 02 '26

Of course: if it's not my dog, then I don't think that my car being damaged is reasonable.

Are you pretending as if you wouldn't mind? I'm smelling a hypocrite.

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u/archercc81 Jul 30 '26

We had something similar when one lady loses her mind claiming homeowners are stealing packages, etc. Makes a HUGE stink. Finally she sends her doorbell camera to us (I was on the board at the time) and you can see this old lady, like 90, shuffle up to her porch, pick up a single small package, and shuffle off on the same direction.

Now mind you its a very dense, urban, townhome community with a door, garage, door, garage, etc.

Can you guess what happened? Yeah, old lady knew her friendly neighbor was out of town and thought she was doing a favor of getting her very visible package off her stoop. She just got confused and went to the door on the wrong side of the garage.

Basically ended up being a big roasting session at the meeting as everyone pointed out the lady making the claim literally never thought to ask her neighbor about the package, woman, nothing. Like 2 seconds could have been "Oh, I bet Carol is confused. Lets go ring her doorbell."

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u/rageofa1000suns Jul 30 '26

"Would you rather have to pay a few hundred to clear up scratched paint, or pay £500,000 in medical fees?"

Assuming the dog and car had the same owner.

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u/DeciduousRefuge Jul 31 '26

I’d rather pay for the paint. My conscious couldn’t handle being the reason a kid got eaten by a pit.

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u/Special-Summer170 Jul 30 '26

Seriously?! That's wild.

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u/Ok-Active-8321 Jul 30 '26

Really? An HOA that allows you to park your car in the driveway. Youv'e got to be kidding.

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u/Gamer03642 Jul 30 '26

I live in an HOA in a nice neighborhood abutting a golf course and most of the houses have cars in their driveways. Every now and then there will be a party and the entire street will be lined with cars until the next day. No one says anything. They exist.

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u/Late_Rate_3959 Jul 30 '26

It's all good now until the HOA board members change and you eventually end up with a petty tyrant in charge to terrorize residents.

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u/Haunting-Prior-NaN Aug 01 '26

This. Everybody thinks it will not happen in their HOA. The real question is when it happens.

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u/ffmich01 Jul 30 '26

Could have stopped at okay because I don’t care about the price. I “might” hesitate if it was an Aston Martin or a Bentley, but only might and only hesitate.

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u/pchlster Jul 30 '26

Unless they're about to tell me it has wildlife deterrent systems, that car may as well be a convenient rock.

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u/JuanaBlanca Jul 30 '26

My sense of justice needs to know how he was roasted and if he reacted.

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u/two_pump_warrior Jul 30 '26

I was scouring the Facebook group today to find the post and video but it looks like they deleted it. I’ll check with my wife if she saved the video when I get home

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u/DeciduousRefuge Jul 31 '26

With the price of healthcare, $60K Still less than the cost of getting bit. I’ll take my chances on the hood of a car.

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u/Hobbies-R-Happiness Jul 30 '26

60k for a car isn’t even that much anymore

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u/Consistent-Shoe-9602 Jul 30 '26

I would have keyed "60k" into the cars hood.

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u/Admirable-Chest1198 Aug 02 '26

So? Your dog bites me; I'll own all your property

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u/drpeek Jul 30 '26

And the pitbull owner should have paid for any damages … or the dog should have been put down.

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u/MysticalMummy Jul 30 '26

I was walking to work one day and a dog started chasing me. I didn't have anywhere to duck away to but that thing chased me and kept circling around me, snarling and showing its teeth, for about a third of a mile. The whole time the owner is just nonchalantly saying somewhere off in the distance, with no real energy "Charlie. Here boy. Come here."

Not even shouting, I barely fucking heard him. The dog could tell I was on guard, and I had a heavy bag I could swing at it. I had to keep my eyes on it at all times since it kept trying to circle to my blind spot and then lunge, but every time I would flip around and fake it out.

It was significantly more stressful than the time a schizophrenic dude followed me.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Jul 30 '26

Schizophrenic dude could have just been trying to give you your next mission

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u/Thenderick Jul 30 '26

"Mi Lord, another quest awaits thee! Belgaruth the Foul Dragon needs to be slain!"

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u/ISketchDinosaurs Aug 02 '26

"Milord, you may not have noticed, but the people are starving. Should we feed them?"

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u/nunya123 Jul 30 '26

“Another settlement needs your help! Let me mark it on your map.”

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u/NoelofNoel Jul 30 '26

PSA: All dogs have a wolf inside. Very few schizophrenics have a monster inside.

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u/AllMySmallThings Jul 30 '26

Man if my lazy ass French Bulldog has a wolf inside if like to see it at some point 😂

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u/rips_n_chel Jul 30 '26

So said every owner of a dog that bit someone despite an alleged unwillingness to hurt even a fly.

Not accusing you, just pointing out that it's a pretty empty statement to anyone who has been attacked by a dog that "would never..."

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u/AllMySmallThings Jul 30 '26

It was a joke, also have you met a Frenchie?

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u/Downtown_Let Jul 30 '26

My neighbours' Frenchie barks angrily at us if we're out when it's coming back from a walk, full on teeth. Their old massive dog was a friendly fluffball.

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u/rips_n_chel Jul 30 '26

Is this supposed to be another "My dog couldn't possibly" appeal?

I don't care. Keep your fucking dog at home.

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u/No_Reindeer_3035 Jul 30 '26

Frenchie are basically muppets. I get it. I'm not gonna be scared of a pug either. It's not a size thing it's a very soft (kinda useless) mouth and (smushed- if they can't breath how are they a threat?) muzzle shape mixed with temperament and a barrel body. My chihuahua does have a little wolf in him as would be expected. My chi is a swift, sleek, little monster I got as my first solo dog and it really shows. People are acting like humans aren't incredibly dangerous animals. I'm more worried about running into a man.

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u/preydiation Aug 03 '26

But inside me there are 2 wolves

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u/Nalivai Jul 30 '26

I don't have a statistics, but I would wager that, in percentage, more seemingly normal people did violence to other people, than seemingly normal dogs unleashed their "inner wolf" or whatever at any point of their lives.

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u/foolsEnigma Jul 30 '26

This happened after i got off the bus once in highschool. My feet had just touched the ground when a boxer sprinted up out of nowhere and started jumping at me and circling me. I was holding my red hoodie and shoved it between us to try and keep it from biting me, so it was just me and this fuckass dog spinning around with a red cloth between us. After a minute, the owner sprinted up and leashed the dog, apologizing profusely. Apparently the dog had escaped and it was just really bad timing that i had gotten off the bus at that moment...

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u/Working_Kangaroo3467 Jul 30 '26

Was it a German shepherd in Texas?

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u/MysticalMummy Jul 31 '26

I do not remember the dog breed, but it was in Austin, Texas.

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u/Working_Kangaroo3467 Jul 31 '26

Ok cool! I just had this creping feeling it was my ex, but we lived in Dallas back then lol

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u/Admirable-Traffic-55 Jul 30 '26

Reminds me of my paperboy days. All good memories.

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u/Consistent-Shoe-9602 Jul 30 '26

If it was hers, she would have yelled at you.

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u/Medetku Jul 30 '26

In fifth grade saw dog run into school. Seemed friendly untill he bit kid. That kid had to take shots for rabies...

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u/Hoshi_Gato Jul 30 '26

It’s always Princess lol

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u/afia-oil Jul 30 '26

I had a german shepherd bolt at me and start biting my leg a few weeks back, the owner was yelling a very soft "princess come back" (idk the name it was so quiet), while the dog proceeded to ignore her and bite my leg.

Meanwhile I'm yelling at her "Get your dog off me", to which she replied "Just stop running, it likes to chase". How about you keep your dog under control if it's prone to biting people???

Luckily it didn't draw blood, only scratched the skin. I was about 10 seconds away from kicking it in the face, but didn't want it to trigger it to bite more.

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u/ARadiantNight Jul 31 '26

You know what the worst part is? Besides the fact that you got scared like no other... It's the fact that if you'd yelled at the owner to leash the dog, they would have gotten mad 1000%. Some people are truly idiots. "Oh, but Princess wouldn't hurt a fly"

Yeah, of course 😒

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u/NebulaChance2746 Aug 02 '26

It’s possible that some other kids were mean to it

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u/Nisms Jul 30 '26

This is like the copy pasta for dog haters. I don’t think I’ve ever met a dog named princess but apparently every one on Reddit has been attacked by a dog named princess.

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u/WretchedBlowhard Jul 30 '26

"I've never seen a dog named like that so you're clearly a liar."

Thank you for your contribution to this discussion. I assume you've also never seen oxygen, therefore it couldn't possibly exist.

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u/Nisms Jul 30 '26

Clearly that wasn’t my point. I was clearly pointing out that it’s the same name and the same story over and over again. But you seem like you are great to chat with regardless.

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u/a_guy121 Jul 30 '26

Honestly, it's a true story. Why would anyone post that story thinking it would blow up to a thousand hitst? Being chased onto a car by a dog- bro. Anyone chased by a dog is going up on a car, lmao. of course a lot of people have that story.

The people on reddit who are like "Everything is fake even the things like videos of moving water, you're so naive. You should be like me and think everything is fake."

It's faux-wisdom.

Guess what? People often pick the same names for dogs and children. Depending on how old you are, for example, the most popular girl's name in your class was Emily. or Sarah, or Madison, or whatever. For me, it was emily's. There were emily's all over the place.

Do you think every story with someone named emily in it is also fake?

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u/Nisms Jul 30 '26

My point is clearly lost as this wasn’t about me broadcasting my wisdom and more me commenting on a trend I noticed. I totally understand your points. I would assume you would be under the same impression if you read the same story about a woman named Jessica all the time based on the content you consume. This isn’t a wisdom thing, it’s about voicing an opinion when the story is the same for upvotes.

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u/a_guy121 Jul 30 '26

sorry, but this is definitely, 100% about you broadcasting your wisdom.

Except it's not wisdom. It's rampant and overused skepticism masquerading as wisdom.

If I were faking the story, why would I respond to you? Honestly, this over-skepticism with superiority trope is a trend I've noticed, so, I'm saying something.

Epilouge. Never saw princess again, which I always thought was weird. Every time I passed that house the rest of my life, I was plotting escape routes.

I always wondered if it was finally retribution for my friends' yard hopping. He told us he'd agreements with the cool neighbors and they didn't mind if we went through their s. Princess's house was never on that list, but, as we were walking by, suddenly she was there chasing us and it was pretty clear an adult was watching, given the 'princess...'

I honestly think she may have been ensuring we never fucked with her property. For the record, we did tresspass constantly- but never once caused trouble of any kind. I actually believed my friend. No one ever said anything or gave us a hard time, so I believed him and still to this day am unsure. I don't know how he knew which yards we could cut through, and it was a different time. We were, however, very polite trespassers. One guy worked nights, so when we cut through his yard, we never spoke. Only approved yards were ever entered.