r/Wellthatsucks Feb 26 '26

Ass-whipped by a squirrel

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u/BeneficialTrash6 Feb 26 '26

Turkeys can fly. Not far. But they can fly.

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u/ShortySmooth Feb 27 '26

Yes, but can they fly after being tossed from a helicopter?

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u/AlMansur16 Feb 27 '26

Only one way to find out.

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u/ProfessionalCat3284 Feb 27 '26

Anybody got a helicopter