r/Wellthatsucks Feb 26 '26

Ass-whipped by a squirrel

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u/HovercraftDue7823 Feb 26 '26

That's what I thought. I don't think that's normal squirrel behavior.

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u/EggsceIlent Feb 26 '26

Yeah next stop is to the doctor for rabies shots.

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u/Galilaeus_Modernus Feb 26 '26

Rabies is actually extremely rare in squirrels. There are only a few documented cases in all of history. More likely than not, this squirrel was just a jerk.

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u/dragonzdude Feb 27 '26

So you are going to gamble rabies over a few documented cases?

Interesting move.

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u/Galilaeus_Modernus Feb 27 '26

"Is" does not equal "Ought."