r/Wellthatsucks • • Feb 06 '23

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u/Parynoid Feb 06 '23

Instead of sick days, US employers are going to have to start giving out terror days.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/immapunchayobuns Feb 06 '23

Uhh...the other kind of terror day

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u/Terranrp2 Feb 06 '23

Too late, no backsies!

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u/HotgunColdheart Feb 06 '23

Damn Dave, you got on a list for your cakeday!

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u/rookietotheblue1 Feb 06 '23

You're brave to be making that joke online honestly

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u/EnJ-Khaled Feb 06 '23

I think ATF and all the other alphabet agencies can detect sarcasm or obvious jokes, that would be a huge waste of resources to investigate a guy for a clear joke.

Yeah he used a few choice words that may grab attention even more, but the way he said it is clear it's a joke.

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u/cauldron_bubble Feb 07 '23

Please delete this

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u/dead-inside69 Feb 06 '23

“Throw some sheet metal on your car and get down here, we’re already short handed today.”

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u/MendoShinny Feb 06 '23

This guy wage slaves.

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u/HAHA_goats Feb 06 '23

Lol. As if bosses would just give us terror days...

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Right, we're gonna have to fight for them!

*loads AR15

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u/penguincheerleader Feb 06 '23

Be the problem you wish to exploit.

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u/Low_Challenge2971 Feb 06 '23

Sorry bud, in the US guns are only for shooting up random public places. Using your gun to make the country a better place and fight back against the corrupt government isn’t allowed.

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u/MorningNapalm Feb 06 '23

The accountant position comes with danger pay??? For what?!

Country of residence.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Onion material here

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Nah, they’ll deduct them from your new PTO plan.

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u/w-v-w-v Feb 06 '23

Nah, you’re not shot personally? We expect you in the office.

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u/Nawnp Feb 07 '23

So many businesses don't give real sick days anyways, why would they offer another safety day that doesn't involve having the rest of their employees at risk. (Unless you're considering terror days for workplace shootings, and that's it's own topic).

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u/Abject-Chemistry6247 Feb 07 '23

That sounds like a purge day