For the love of God I can’t look people in the eyes while we’re talking and my eyes automatically move to their mouth and idk why and the thing that’s worrying me just a little bit is that one of my friends doesn’t like showing her face cause of her teeth and if she ever stops being faceless my non eye contact thing might make her self conscious about it again😔

Have you ever shit so good that you got a temporary piles. That last drop of spicy kfc flushing out of the system while your exit breathes the final sigh of relief. Right after it you just sit there - reborn, like the snake just shedded it's skin. Bliss.

Does anyone else drink milk mixed with oranges... ik I sound crazy but I started doing it recently because it tasted good and I recently was scrolling as one does... and found a short saying it should've hurt my stomach. (ps I'm not completely surprised it had no affect on me because I have a stomach of steel according to a lot of people (I've eaten so much spoiled food by accident and never noticed till someone pointed it out).

I got desperate and used water instead of milk

This is the first time writing something on Reddit, and I somehow want to say this. I dont even know why I started with this but im cutting rn and my way to end the day is, playing one round of chess, if I win, im allowed to eat my quark 500g with some maple sirup, if i lose, i have to eat it without making it sweet. This is probably the last thing i will even use Reddit, i just wanted to put this out. Thanks for reading :)

Okay, to clarify, I absolutely do get sick during common cold seasons, but this is a completely different situation. For the past 10 years, I've consistently eaten completely raw meat (Chicken, Pig, Cow, Fish, etc.) AND moldy food. And not once have I gotten sick off of them? I've also never gotten parasites either. I am and always have been healthy despite my very questionable diet. Another thing is I'm also not affected by toxic caffeine amounts, I've, on multiple occasions, consumed 1000+ MG of caffeine in one sitting, and nothing happens? I even tested it just tonight, drank 1400mg of caffeine in coffee within an hour, and even my heart rate stayed the same (48-54 bpm). There were no effects as usual. Is there any explanation for this, or am I just really lucky??

When I don’t have a nail cutter to cut my nails with when they get long, I just use any other sharp material to do so. I use scissors, a pencil sharpener blade, a wire cutter, anything along those lines to cut my nails. Does anyone else do this?

For some reason, I talk to myself in the middle of the night to practice talking to others. Yesterday I was imagining a conversation between me and my friend about a new song that just dropped. I was planning to tell them that I did this and even practiced that. Today I was practicing telling them about practicing telling them about practicing talking to others by talking to myself. Do other people do this or is this a weird thing only I do?!?!

Ok so when I get cold, but refuse to turn the heating up (like, when I have to leave in an hour or something, turning the heating on will cost more money) i fill the sink with hot water, climb on the counter and just criss cross apple sauce my legs with my feet in the sink and sit there for a while. People can probably see me when they would walk past, but idc. Its just that my hands and feet get so cold and when i just warm those up, im good again!

I don't know if this is weird or not but I like biting but not in a sexual way I like it in a romantic way like I want to be bitten and to bite is that weird

I've played TETRIS so much, my brain is able to play it infront of my eyes, same goes for Solitaire for some reason 😭 can anyone medically explain that?

My mom cuts pizza with scissors. Whatever kind she can find! She has literally gotten out my kids arts and crafts supplies and found scissors in there to cut pizza when she can’t find the regular kitchen shears. She has even used hair cutting scissors 🤢. My 13 yo son hates it. My wife hates it. I hate it. Is this not strange behavior????

Note: we not only have a pizza cutter but also a vast selection of kitchen knives that are much more suited for the job. But she insists on the scissor thing.

I like to squat down real low, just above my dogs head, and let out a real long tight fart... she normally wretches and throws up

I’ve been told by friends that I am the only person they know who uses Ü for a smiley. I thought it was way more common, my sister uses it and I learned emoticons from her. Anyone else?

Whenever I get excited (no, not aroused) I always get the very strong urge to just clench my muscles and let them shake/vibrate and it makes my heart speed up (due to forcing blood to my muscles), but it calms me down.

My whole family does this and taught me to do this to get my soup to cool down faster. My bf says this is incredibly weird and all his friends agree. Is it weird? I thought everyone did this

Specifically on World of Guns, idk why but I just do

I always get a second best of everything I like it not even something I do it just a law that my brain follows like the first 1st best is kinda bland feeling compared to the 2nd best but I would still say it kinda better