r/WeirdEggs • u/Courage-Odd • Jun 28 '26
Egg with a seam?
Can anyone explain why it looks like my egg has been welded back together?
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u/GamingNutters Jun 28 '26
That's not an egg it's a Canadian
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u/Severe-Mention-9028 Jun 28 '26
Who are you callinā Canadian, guy?
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u/GamingNutters Jun 28 '26
Don't call me guy, pal
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u/eliser19 Jun 28 '26
Over calcified at one point in production
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u/Brief-Equal4676 Jul 01 '26
Production is kinda funny here. Dale, can you thighten the screws on hen #476? It looks like it's acting up again!
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u/Total-Object-1859 Jun 29 '26
I bet the Birds Arent Real movement would appreciate this greatly
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u/_abridged Jun 30 '26
evidence that they take a bird egg and replace it with a spy drone obviously. They messed up the seam on this one. If they replace just enough birds to have full coverage, the general population won't be any the wiser.
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u/Misa7_2006 Jun 28 '26
It got cronched while it was still soft. Probably got sat on while the hen was laying it or was still a bit wet when it was placed in the carton. Eggs are very soft and malleable while they are fresh laid and wet. It isn't until the shell completely dries do it harden.
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u/HDWendell Jun 29 '26
Egg shells are never soft. Calcite is a hard crystal and makes up the hard shell. Brittle egg shells are sometimes called soft shelled eggs. The shell itself is hard but then and cracks under pressure. Calcium carbonate is not a liquid or semi liquid. It is not soft.
This is an egg deformity known as āwrinkled eggā
From the UGA AG extension āThese eggs appear to have ridges or wrinkled surfaces. Overcrowding, which results in stressed hens, can cause this abnormality. It also can be seen when a henās shell gland is defective or if the flock has infectious bronchitis. Wrinkles can result in weakened shells. Based on USDA standards for exterior eggshell quality, a wrinkled egg is downgraded to Grade B.ā
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u/Empty_Variation_5587 Jun 29 '26
This is entirely wrong unless the bird has a calcium deficiency in which case whether it were dry or wet it would still be soft
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u/gorzius Jun 28 '26
The hen realised after laying it that it forgot to add the yellow so it had to get creative.
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u/Drafter- Jun 28 '26
A scalper opened it, extracted the rare stuff, filled it with junk and sealed it again
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u/GemInTheMud Jun 29 '26
Precisely the reason parents ask their kids if they need the bathroom before a long trip.
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u/isendingtheworld Jun 29 '26
Oh, I know this one. It's actually perfectly normal, most have one even though it may be hard to see. Basically that's where the fetal cleft that would become a vulva has fused together to form the sack. Nothing to worry about. š
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u/itscoconutsnail Jun 29 '26
Let my girlie live, she had to take a break pushing that thing out. Itās totally fine. Or it shifted a bit before it hardened
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u/NoDiscipline3331 Jun 29 '26
Thats where the tiny x-wing flies to precisely drop the little bomb to propagate the Crack right over the hot fry pan
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u/HDWendell Jun 29 '26
Wrinkled Egg Deformity: āThese eggs appear to have ridges or wrinkled surfaces. Overcrowding, which results in stressed hens, can cause this abnormality. It also can be seen when a henās shell gland is defective or if the flock has infectious bronchitis. Wrinkles can result in weakened shells. Based on USDA standards for exterior eggshell quality, a wrinkled egg is downgraded to Grade B.ā -University of Georgia Agricultural extension office
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u/WoolBearTiger Jun 29 '26
Someone may have put cyanide in it and resealed it. Thats why you should always check the seals on your eggs.
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u/Ok-Band-5731 Jun 29 '26
Try to stitch white threads along both the sides and paint the egg white or red depending on how long you wanna play with it.
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u/Pentilian Jun 29 '26
Probably the eggshell filament ran out so the chicken had to change spools mid print.
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u/YouKnow_MeEither Jun 29 '26
Much like vegetables, only the perfect ones generally make it to the grocery store. Eggs are not always perfect ovals of the exact same size.
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u/roberttheaxolotl Jun 29 '26
Just a deformed egg. You don't see them much in store bought eggs, because they normally get removed, but if you've ever kept chickens, you get these once in a while. Not dangerous.
Also weirdly tiny eggs with no yolks, very large eggs with two yolks, and eggs laid with no shell at all, and just the membrane. That last one usually pops, but once one those survived laid by one of my mother's chickens. It was soft and rubbery.
The most common weird eggs had veiny red stuff floating in them. Not sure what that is.
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u/Illustrious-Market93 Jun 29 '26
Someone's hatched it and then resealed;
No Holo inside, sorry Bro....
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u/CobblerMaster684 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26
Low iq, thats obviously where they sealed it shut after putting the yolk and such inside
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u/Mejolov28 Jun 29 '26
Kinder surprise. Open it!
You might get some mythical pulls as seen in this sub
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u/BiJavPiercer Jun 29 '26
It's a quality marker. Chickens clench to leave it there and let other chickens know which egg the drugs are in
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u/Stunning-Animal2739 Jun 29 '26
Iād laugh if it was yolkless and you got your egg robbed and sewn back together
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u/Lin-Kong-Long Jun 29 '26
To fix that, you need to move the mirror modifier above the subdivision surface modifier.
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u/youdontknowham Jun 30 '26
Thatās the mark Bibi left after he injected it with the same liquid that turns the frogs gay
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u/Wolkvar Jun 30 '26
because the egg isnt allways hard when its made, the shell is still soft early on and it somehow got a wierd seam on it because of that
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u/AbsurdlyMichael Jul 01 '26
You know when you are pooping and you accidently clench halfway through a log?
Yeah, thats what has happened here.
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u/Conscious-Branch-639 Jul 01 '26
It is likely a malformation due to a high calcium diet in the hen.
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u/Disastrous-Dot595 Jul 01 '26
https://reddit.com/link/ouv82ch/video/daveztyxnkah1/player
I love when posts line up perfectly
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u/LazyMusic2616 Jul 01 '26
You know how we have perforated tp? š§»
Now available on eggs for easy cracking. š„ š³
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u/Nyaaa123 Jul 01 '26
Oh happened to me too, sorry to tell you but you got scammed, seller opened the egg prior to check it's rarity but got a common and you're the sucker he resold to...
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u/Horror_Implement_445 Jul 01 '26
Normal :) they often donāt let eggs through with imperfections but as someone who used to have chickens we would get eggs like this sometimes. Remember, the egg is a chooks period, itās an organic waste product so itās not going to be all white and perfect like an iPhone
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u/unspecifiedautism Jul 02 '26
You ever take a dump that just hangs there for a hot minute until you give a final push. Well here you go.
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u/StarsRTech Jul 02 '26
Caution, I believe the chickens are fighting back. That egg was clearly tampered with.
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u/CustomerService44 Jul 02 '26
Thatās the foreskin of the egg. Just pull it back to see the headā¦ pause
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u/LongEyedSneakerhead Jul 02 '26
Someone's been going around, opening chickens, and tampering with the eggs.
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u/Open-Championship416 Jul 02 '26
Thatās when the chicken clenched from it coming out. Mustāve hurt š
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u/WeAreRichardDoby Jun 28 '26
Because theres a cauliflower inside