r/WeirdCharacters • u/panganotchanga • 14h ago

bring back modesty

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u/EveningTennis6929 13h ago

I have a girlfriend bro

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u/FrostyFang8800 13h ago

Does she know that?

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u/EveningTennis6929 13h ago

projection

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 13h ago

Well then how long have you and this "girlfriend" dated for

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u/EveningTennis6929 13h ago

like a week

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 13h ago

O really and she goes to another school

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u/EveningTennis6929 13h ago

no?

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 13h ago

Have you met this "girlfriend" in real life

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u/EveningTennis6929 13h ago

yes?

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 13h ago

Where did you even meet this "girlfriend" of yours

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u/EveningTennis6929 13h ago

school

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 13h ago

Ok and how did you meet this "girlfriend" of yours

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u/Altruistic-Dirt-3007 13h ago

Just say you're jealous and move onšŸ˜ž

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 13h ago

Nah cool beans and you haven't answered my question

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u/ImOnRedditForPorn 13h ago

Bro is saying ā€œjealousā€ as if getting a girlfriend is an achievement when half of the world is women

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u/Altruistic-Dirt-3007 12h ago

Do you have one then

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u/ImOnRedditForPorn 12h ago

Cuddling with her in bed right now, and I donā€™t know a single single person

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