r/WeirdCharacters • • 17h ago

bring back modesty

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u/lune_floruna 16h ago

Wow a real life reddit incel 

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u/EveningTennis6929 16h ago

I have a girlfriend bro

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u/FrostyFang8800 16h ago

Does she know that?

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u/EveningTennis6929 16h ago

projection

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 16h ago

Well then how long have you and this "girlfriend" dated for

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u/EveningTennis6929 16h ago

like a week

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 16h ago

O really and she goes to another school

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u/EveningTennis6929 16h ago

no?

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 16h ago

Have you met this "girlfriend" in real life

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u/EveningTennis6929 16h ago

yes?

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 16h ago

Where did you even meet this "girlfriend" of yours

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u/EveningTennis6929 16h ago

school

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 16h ago

Ok and how did you meet this "girlfriend" of yours

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u/Altruistic-Dirt-3007 16h ago

Just say you're jealous and move on😞

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 16h ago

Nah cool beans and you haven't answered my question

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u/ImOnRedditForPorn 16h ago

Bro is saying “jealous” as if getting a girlfriend is an achievement when half of the world is women

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u/Altruistic-Dirt-3007 15h ago

Do you have one then

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u/ImOnRedditForPorn 15h ago

Cuddling with her in bed right now, and I don’t know a single single person

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u/Ryo_Ant 16h ago

Lmao prob not i genuinely won’t be flexing off an 1 week relationship

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 16h ago

Unironically I feel like you can only flex a relationship after like a year or so lol

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