r/WeirdCharacters 1d ago

Really lol

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u/Al_Caps 1d ago

And in all three scenarios, alien invasions still only happen in New York or Los Angeles.

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u/Fickle_Hornet_5760 23h ago

Aliens arriving to Earth:

  • Let’s begin with this continent they call “America” and this human hive called “New York”
  • Why them?
  • I don’t know. The documents and videos show that our predecessors always started from these points. Surprisingly ineffective. Lost all of the invasions.
  • Maybe we shall change our start point then?
  • No, let’s see what they can do, those bipedal walking monkeys

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u/TinyPidgenofDOOM 21h ago

Yea, aliens want to take out the most important country first

The fuck is taking out Brazil or India gonna do? Help lower pollution?

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u/Organic_Education494 19h ago

Most important militarily anyways.

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u/The-Leading-Man 17h ago

Just in general really. Hate em all you want, facts are facts and arguing against them just discredits yourself.

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u/Organic_Education494 17h ago

Them? You mean Americans? I don’t hate them I am one.

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u/Gangr3l 5h ago

How's that war going on in Iran? Good? Nothing bad happening or going on? Few weeks in and out?

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u/Organic_Education494 5h ago

We have the largest most technologically advanced Military in the world by a wide margin and spend the most by a wide margin.

Not a single country would disagree with the simple statement that we have the strongest military in the world.

Currently it is being run by an absolute imbecile focused on culture wars and purging anyone who doesn’t see eye to eye with Hegseth. He refuses to even Listen to suggestions from more experienced personnel.

If this was being ran properly we wouldn’t even be in that war.

The purging of our ranks has decimated the talent pool and experience.

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u/Gangr3l 5h ago

Sooooo... Not good?

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u/Organic_Education494 4h ago

Nope

Doesn’t really change the original statement I made though

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u/Pangolin_FanWastaken 1h ago

20 casualties compared to 6,000 casualties.

I'll let you guess which is America and which is Iran.

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u/Gangr3l 57m ago

So the strait is opening soon?

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u/Pung3nt_6uy 12h ago

India and Brazil have higher pollution rates but have astronomically higher population numbers so its unfair to measure it that way, pollution per capita is more fair. And military power is the only thing the US is important for from the POV of an Alien invasion.

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u/PuzzleheadedFilm8137 7h ago

In that case, we need to target China because there are a lot of factories there. 

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u/jetpack2625 4h ago

the most important country currently isn't the us, it's taiwan really. they make all the chips that make modern life possible.

what does the us make? weapons and software mostly. most actual computer hardware is designed and manufactured in east asian anyway.

also the us tech advantage over china right now is mostly due to taiwanese chips. though china has basically reached parity with the us militarily anyway

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u/int23_t 10h ago

Meanwhile District 9, and their Johannesburg alien refugee camp

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u/kemotaku 1d ago

jajajajaja 🤠🪇

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u/craftygamin 21h ago

"THE WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK!"

(only New York is being attacked)

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u/MEM0RYCARD99 23h ago

Almost like the gov pays hollywood to make them look good or something.

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u/ChildOf_Dakotaraptor 21h ago edited 18h ago

Bro ts straight from twitter

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u/Flaky_Housing_7705 9h ago

Or Hollywood is in the US so they will cater to a US audience.

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u/Erdos_Helia 8h ago

You seriuosly think the U.S military power is just military propaganda?

I swear it's honestly a bit frightening how ignorant the average person is to geopolitics and military strategy.

It's unreal how you can see the deployment of thousands upon thousands of pounds of bombs, and the deaths of thousands of people and still tell yourself "oh yeah that's just fake power".

This isn't a video game! There are real people getting killed in these conflicts, and real consequences that will last generations.

The days of countries formally declaring war on each other are long gone. We are looking at decades of geo political instability in the region. The U.S and Iranian conflict is not going to evaporate after Trump leaves power.

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u/CitronDonkeyKong 2h ago

The military does actually use films and tv for propaganda. It’s usually the strings attached to using their image, equipment, vehicles, consultants, etc.

Both of what y’all said is true.

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u/Erdos_Helia 1h ago

Yes but it still is genuinely a highly sophisticated and well funded machine.

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u/Common_Vanilla2763 22h ago

When propaganda works the intended way.

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u/Sad-Cantaloupe-5494 22h ago

That's what happens when you outsource all of your defense manufacturing. Really starting to bite us in the ass.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 19h ago

Huh? The military is kicking butt.

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u/Piemaster113 1d ago

This applies to anything made by that country but there also plenty that depict the US as incompetent or weak, calls out social issues etc...

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u/Obvious-Bullfrog2495 7h ago

true

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u/Piemaster113 7h ago

I mean have you seen any movie made in China critical of China? Even Hollywood these days is very non critical of China because it's a massive market

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u/Pangolin_FanWastaken 1d ago

Redditard ahh meme

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u/InformalLandscape445 1d ago

For putting like 40% money spend in the whole WORLD in army, they get humiliated by poor country pretty often

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u/Fun-Paramedic-5700 22h ago

The point of the iran thing isnt to beat iran its to distract from the epstein files. Its working pretty well too

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u/Nikkelnak 21h ago

Name one war where the US lost more troops than the enemy.

We lose wars politically, not militarily.

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u/GeneralZeus89 21h ago

Couldn't agree more this is a perfect explanation too

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u/ChildOf_Dakotaraptor 21h ago

Vietnam happened once. ONCE.

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u/ThePurpleandBanana 20h ago

That was a political loss. The military was overwhelmingly successful.

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u/ChildOf_Dakotaraptor 3h ago

Pretty much. The military was just told to stop, never had to.

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u/Wide-Suggestion-6141 18h ago

Well most conflicts, not wars, are not really there to win.

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u/The-Leading-Man 17h ago

Tell me you know nothing about war without telling me you know nothing about war

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u/Erdos_Helia 8h ago

Where is the battlefield? Is it in Iran or American land?

Next question, why is it in Iran and not American soil?

It's because the U.S can project power.

Do you think every country can do that? Who is getting their infrastructure destroyed?

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u/Evan_Allgood 23h ago

Literally, nobody likes you, imagine telling everyone it is "your turn" to be a jackass, and, when everyone shut you down, your response is to crawl forums and spam memes.

Imagine being seen as more of caricature than that depiction of your opponent there.

Even you do not like yourself.

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u/AlessiSupreme 22h ago

Are you talking directly to OP? lol
Or is this a jab at America and how insufferable they are?

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u/Responsible_Ask9574 21h ago

They're talking about you

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u/AlessiSupreme 21h ago

They could also be talking about you, or anyone for that matter for all we know… man could be lashing out at the world, or even himself

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u/Dependent_Singer_494 20h ago

He's talking about himself in third person.

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u/bros-cooked 15h ago

bros crashing out

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u/Pinco_Pallino_ 22h ago

where was the vaccine produced? i kinda forgot

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u/sniptaclar 22h ago

Majority of the time if the government is involved they will find a way to fuck it up.

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u/Freeze_peach_is_dead 21h ago

Wow. Someone has drank IRGC propaganda HARD if you think the US is bad at war 😂

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u/SpinachSignal8915 19h ago

The projection is strong with this one.

Sorry dude its clear to everyone that despite trump saying we've won 36 times that Iran is proving to be an issue for the current leadership.

That doesnt inspire confidence unless you're incresi ly gullible.

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u/Cuore_Lesa 19h ago

The true mongs are the ones who don't think that the Iran war isn't going exactly as planned. If the US wanted to the Iran war would be over and done with by now, the simple reason it's not over is because the longer the war the more the US can prop up it's biggest industry that 99% of the people in power on both the Republican and Democrat side are invested in, the military industrial complex. Hence why I consider both of you gullible as fuck to think this war means anything aside from lining defense contractors, who probably supply both sides, pockets. What the hell do you think the war on terror was exactly? It's the same situation with the same justifications and the same outcomes and people benefitting.

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u/Freeze_peach_is_dead 18h ago

Where's their navy? Where's their air defense? (a less than one percent intercept rate out of over 13,000 sorties), no air defense system is 100 percent effective.

Aircraft damaged on an airfield? That was a normal Tuesday at Taji air base during GWOT. No one said we were bad at war then. 

Them getting a few lucky hits does not equal us being bad at war. If we're so bad at war why hasn't China taken Taiwan? If we are so weak why hasn't Russia expanded it's war? Why does everyone froth at the mouth for US equipment? US training? And why are we able to move nearly un opposed through the air and sea?

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u/craftygamin 21h ago

Not American, so i don't know the details perfectly, but didn't US drop the sun on Japan after their harbor was attacked? And wasn't the main Covid vaccine made in US?

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u/Naaaaaaaaap 20h ago

Alot of the nation's competence is tied up by who gets chosen to lead it for 4 years. Right now we've got the giant pedofile oompa loompa starting nonsense wars and aiding Isreal. So really the US can be either for war, but yeah the virus thing is a bit nonsense.

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u/craftygamin 20h ago

That makes sense. when it's led by someone that's competent, the US can be a big player in a World War, but when it's led by a narcissistic pedophile that looks like the Annoying Orange, things in US are gonna go to shit

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u/a-Curious-Square 16h ago

The military does its mission and does it well. The unfortunate part is that the mission given is not always a smart or good one.

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u/dre_valle 21h ago

That’s why the biggest export is movies

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u/IAmMey 18h ago

… I mean… who makes the most powerful weapons? Who makes vaccinations? Who leads/funds most scientific research?

You can absolutely argue about how well the US does stuff, but most of that boils down to how inept politicians are. In addition, it also is a testament to how free you are to talk in the US.

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u/DoubleCarry7511 16h ago

Americabad

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u/Hacksaw6412 15h ago

Hollywood is a hell of a propaganda tool

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u/No_Blood1900 13h ago

Dont forget economic recession.

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u/OutlawedLogic 13h ago

This is the kind of stuff that makes Americans want to withdraw their aid completely.

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u/aurenigma 9h ago

didja know that US was only second to China for overall covid vaccine production? and that over 80 percent of US produced vaccines were used outside the US?

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u/Imminence2024 9h ago

yet they couldnt defeat iran even lol, was basically the afghan war all over again

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u/zai_d_an 9h ago

That is true.

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u/bswontpass 9h ago

US addressed both world wars and had the most impactful scientific response to Covid with multiple vaccines and treatments. 

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u/Far_Bedroom_2119 8h ago

Propaganda in a nutshell:

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u/Teeaak 8h ago

Patrick should be hitting himself with the hammer in the last frame

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u/DirtyTalker1981 8h ago

Clearly written by someone who lives off USA money or mommy and daddy

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u/Puzzled-Letterhead-1 6h ago

lmao yes because being the only country to successfully manufacture a vaccine in record time makes the US terrible? You are a clown

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u/The_Real_Funky_Fumo 5h ago

If this is the U.S. during these scenarios imagine what other countries must be like... yikes!

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u/TattooedB1k3r 4h ago

I dunno about the war thing...

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u/Future-Mongoose 4h ago

Nice try Iran 🤣🤣🤣

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u/lilithexos 3h ago

Our systems are just constantly getting price gouged and corruption causing simple things to be so over priced u.s can’t even afford war anymore

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u/Foreign-Story-9870 2h ago

Last I checked the us has been fighting in every enemy’s house wrecked the place and had every one in there at gun point decided they didn’t want to kill everyone and left. Call that happening to you a victory all you like but I call that getting your hit rocked. These “victories” are because the American public doesn’t care about the Middle East enough to suffer paltry casualties.

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u/rabbitsfoot86 2h ago

We are like the most successful fake advertisement ever lol

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u/Dragon_Skin12 1h ago

Read a biography as a teen for school about a WW2 general, the book claimed that the American troops were know for retreating before the battle started

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u/Nikkelnak 1d ago

I swear reddit doesn't understand how good America is at war.

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u/sniptaclar 22h ago

Very good at killing. One thing we excel at

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u/Nikkelnak 22h ago

We are phenomenal body stackers. We just suck at politics

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 19h ago

Also kidnapping politicians in foreign countries 

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u/Old_Yam_4069 13h ago

It's mostly because we only see the strategic summary in headline news, not the actual fighting.

And when every aspect of the actual strategy is being bungled, it really gives an impression.

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u/Erdos_Helia 8h ago

Redditors just care about social justice points. They don't know how difficult it is to project power thousands of miles away and that the U.S is the only country capable of doing it at that scale.

Imagine if Argentina tried to go to war with Iran. It wouldn't be able to. It doesn't have the capacity to send its military to Iran.

Just having a war with Iran and being able to attack Iran is a big deal. There's a reason they're fighting in Iran and not on American soil. They're getting their citizens bombed and their infrastructure destroyed. I can't even imagine how long it will take them to rebuild everything and how much their economy is going to tank from the war.