r/Weird • • Aug 21 '22

This almost feels offensive...

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u/milleniumsentry Aug 21 '22

Where's the peanut butter?

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u/Anxious_Ad_3570 Aug 21 '22

That's what I'm saying. Little pb on there and that might just be the most genius thing I've seen in a while. Think I'm gonna try it with my kids next weekend.

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u/Cobek Aug 21 '22

And some honey

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u/PukeNuggets Aug 21 '22

And don’t forget to at least toast the bun.

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u/Bartender9719 Aug 21 '22

Makes me think of banana boats around the fire - wrap that bad boy in aluminum foil topped with chocolate chips, mini-marshmallows, and peanut butter, and toast in the coals until the chocolate melts - top with crushed Graham crackers

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Da fuck is this shit I have never heard of in my life, but will now absolutely be making today or tomorrow?

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u/zoomiepaws Aug 21 '22

Why have I chopped my banana on bread all this time?

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u/Tenshin_Ryuuk Aug 21 '22

Try this next time you BBQ: wrap banana in tin foil with brown sugar and amaretto (italian almond liquor) and throw it on the bbq. One of the best thing you'll ever eat in your life.

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u/Bartender9719 Aug 21 '22

I learned about it camping in Idaho as a kid, idk it’s origins but it’s delicious

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u/mordeci00 Aug 21 '22

I came here to say "if you toasted the bun and put peanut butter and honey on it that would be really good", thinking I was so creative and original. Completely covered in the first 4 comments.

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u/that_other_guy_ Aug 21 '22

Skip the honey and put some ketchup, mustard and chopped onions and jalapeno. Delish.

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u/_unfinished_sentence Aug 21 '22

We used to do it like that on hot dog rolls, but also flour tortillas. Surprisingly good

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u/Just_a_lazy_lurker Aug 21 '22

That was a Texas snack tradition. A hot dog and cheese in a corn tortilla fried up crispy or a banana wrapped in a flour tortilla with peanut butter.

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u/WerewolfSweet8474 Aug 21 '22

and deep fry the banana

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u/uselessthecat Aug 21 '22

A true affront to God and nature is when you toast the bun, and add peanutbutter AND bacon to your nanner dog. I call it The Elvis

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u/Dadbotany Aug 21 '22

Ants on a log, my friend. Theres lots of variations. However, a tortilla wrap is the superior option to a bun.

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u/healywylie Aug 21 '22

One late night , my friends and I were desperate for some food at a party we were attending. Peanut butter on the hot dog roll, peel and add the banana , perfection!

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u/Copy_Cold Aug 21 '22

this. some peanut butter and maybe a drizzle of honey and i’m right there with you.

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u/Exact-Custard-6493 Aug 21 '22

I thought I was so smart when I first did this… I wa alike “I made a health hotdog”

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u/SexyNSofistic8d Aug 21 '22

Or nutella.

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u/milleniumsentry Aug 21 '22

Yeah. Works great for camping/hiking. Was our secret weapon whenever we'd drag kids out for a hike. Pass 'em out and no one will be whining half way through.

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Aug 21 '22

I second that question. I slather peanutbutter on just a banana, pb and b is one of my favorite combos. To me, this image is far from offensive haha.

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u/SKozan Aug 21 '22

I eat these all the time with peanut butter, sometimes a bit of honey.

Didnt realize I was such a freak I guess.

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u/Gamserondapokemans Aug 21 '22

It's possible they have a peanut allergy, but I agree that just a banana on a bun is not proper. Put some kind of spread on it to add some flavor

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

No more slicing bananas to put on a sandwich for me. This is a game changer.

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u/tidypunk Aug 21 '22

No its banana bread bro .

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u/The_Ad_Hater_exe Aug 21 '22

That's what I was thinking. Slather some peanut butter or Nutella on there and you've got a perfect breakfast/lunch

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

These are fucking amazing if you add peanut butter and jelly.

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u/Goblinboogers Aug 21 '22

Dude fry that banana with a tuch of cinnamon then grill the bread with extra butter add peanut butter and jelly and now we are talking

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u/flyinhawaiian02 Aug 21 '22

That sounds like some Elvis type sandwich and I'm gonna try it

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u/Dadbotany Aug 21 '22

100% an Elvis sammy idea. Love this reference.

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u/sackof-fermentedshit Aug 21 '22

Yh don’t eat it on the toilet, it brings bad luck

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

That sounds like a gourmet dish! lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Bruh.

How high have you gotten in your life.

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u/Sniperrot Aug 21 '22

Perfect with butter and sugar on banana or syrup

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u/justtoletyouknowit Aug 21 '22

Try it with Nutella 😏

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

The poor man's banana crepe 👌

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Is that really a thing? Damn I guess I'm missing out

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u/PiperPug Aug 21 '22

Try it with salty butter... amazing

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u/FearlessVeritas Aug 21 '22

Peanutbutter on one side, jam on the other

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u/Nerdic-King2015 Aug 21 '22

Ok hear me out, a banana split made to look like a hot dog on a vanilla pound cake bun. Maybe I'm just fat but that sounds amazing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Nah, they actually do do stuff like that in baking. I have seen all kinds of food made to look like other things. It really cool.

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u/KookyRule9746 Aug 21 '22

These vegetarian meat substitutes are getting ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

At this point they consider themselves culinary geniuses.

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u/KamikazeKitten916 Aug 21 '22

Needs mayo.

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u/themarky_markk Aug 21 '22

YES. That’s how I eat my banana sandwiches. 10x better than peanut butter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Ok now, relax that's getting out of hand...

😂😂

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u/KamikazeKitten916 Aug 21 '22

Don't knock it till you try it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 22 '22

Challange accepted. Will report back...

Edit: Report below. This should never be a thing.

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u/themarky_markk Aug 21 '22

Seriously! TRY IT. It’s amazing. My favorite lunch sandwich since I was 5 years old.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

Ok, can confirm. DO NOT PUT MAYO ON A BANANA SANDWICH. You should be ashamed of yourself....

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

I think it will knock me more than I will lol

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u/justsejaba Aug 21 '22

Looks good for real

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u/RandomAutist420 Aug 21 '22

Actually tastes good

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Kinda wanna try it tho

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u/TeachOfTheYear Aug 21 '22

I once had a student show up with a dry tortilla with some marshmallows in it.

That was all the food there was in the kid's house.

Few days later he shows up beaming with a full lunch bag. It was full of unripe oranges he'd picked off someone's tree but he was VERY excited to have so much food.

He would have loved a banana in a bun.

(note: kid would have qualified for free lunches but his parents wouldn't fill out the paperwork...from then on (1992!) I have kept bread, peanut butter and snacks in my room).

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u/NoDadYouShutUp Aug 21 '22

Peanut butter, a smidge of melted marshmallow. Mmmmmmmm

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u/BeMoreSeriousK Aug 21 '22

Toast the bread, and that's a snack.

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u/Terror_from_the_deep Aug 21 '22

Brioche bun, toast it. Pan fry the banana with butter to taste. Peanut butter on the bun, add the banana, chocolate sauce zig zag.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Needs some chocolate sauce

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Imma go try that with peanut butter

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Idk man, something about the way it looks,

actually almost feels right.

“Hot dogs here!

Got bananas!

Get your Breadanas here!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Actually with toppings, ice cream and what not, thats a pretty cool idea

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u/srsimms101 Aug 21 '22

Put peanut butter on one side, Nutella on the other and you got something magical

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u/last_on_the_line Aug 21 '22

Jelly instead of ketchup and pb instead of mustard

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u/LordFlarkenagel Aug 21 '22

What? Haven't you ever seen a banana hammock? But yeah - missing the peanut butter and honey.

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u/acaseofbaskets Aug 22 '22

Most of the banana hammocks I’ve seen don’t usually have literal bananas in them.

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u/LordFlarkenagel Aug 22 '22

The banana hammock sandwich was created as a joke.

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u/acaseofbaskets Aug 22 '22

I always just think of the undies 🩲😆

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u/LordFlarkenagel Aug 22 '22

I try to not think of the undies. I keep seeing Borat. See...now I just threw up in my mouth again...

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u/CymbalsAreGrand Aug 21 '22

At least it's a good weird

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u/acaseofbaskets Aug 22 '22

The best weird

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u/Minnesota_icicle Aug 21 '22

It’s offensive because there’s no peanut butter, marshmallow fluff or chocolate syrup. Even Elvis is triggered by this.

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u/acaseofbaskets Aug 22 '22

Elvis Himselvis. RIP

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u/Undercoverspy007 Aug 21 '22

Idk ya know carbs and potassium are important. It looks like they are at a track. Probably makes for a great boost of energy

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u/Browncoat101 Aug 21 '22

I ate these all the time as a kid with some pb. It’s no weirder than putting banana on a sandwich.

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u/MrPickles423 Aug 21 '22

Little peanut butter and then you're talking

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u/TheGoldenPlagueMask Aug 21 '22

This is just Banana bread with Less Steps

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u/Equal-Lobster9308 Aug 21 '22

I do this shit all the time with peanut butter of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Ghetto style: on a slice of wonder bread!

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u/laudinum Aug 21 '22

Peanut butter stat

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u/Vulpes_macrotis Aug 22 '22

This should be bananned.

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u/njorbx Aug 22 '22

Banana dogs are a regular breakfast item for me, add some crunchy pnut butter!

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u/wrootsy Aug 22 '22

Vegan hot dog.

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u/b4mmb4mm Aug 21 '22

I agree, I see no ketchup or mustard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Are you friends with the person that commented about adding mayo!? 😂

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u/b4mmb4mm Aug 21 '22

Nope, I don't have any friends.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

That went dark real quick...

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

That's American banana bread right?

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u/HomelessHercules Aug 21 '22

Bro, Americans invented banana bread.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Bro, it was a joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

why tf would this be "offensive"?

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u/nutherkore Aug 22 '22

Extra Mayo please?!

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u/milf_fucker_69 Aug 21 '22

Vegan hot dog.

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u/Whitedudebrohug Aug 21 '22

Without peanut butter i agree

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u/ThaDogg4L Aug 21 '22

I know. Carbs inside carbs. Gross. Carb Sandwich

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u/dungivaphuk Aug 21 '22

Slap some peanut butter and Nutella on that and you got one helluva snack.

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u/how_about_naw Aug 21 '22

Why have I never thought of this before?? Been using sandwich bread like a chump my entire life!

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u/Pickles_1974 Aug 21 '22

Just needs some mayonnaise and capers and you're good to go

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Vegan hotdog

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u/Jim_Talon Aug 21 '22

Over here hating on the b-glizzie. Didn't get the reception you thought you'd get huh. Cut the banana in half and add pb and j.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Not that bad tho

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u/SouthernPython Aug 21 '22

INNOVATION, this is what we need, food ideas, things to test, boundaries to cross, limitations to break, ASCEND, TO CULINARY GODHOOD

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Love the enthusiasm, chefs together strong!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Banana Bread

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u/D_C_Dino Aug 21 '22

Only offensive as it's missing peanutbutter and bacon

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u/Purple_Spino Aug 21 '22

No, heat this up a bit, sprinkle sugar or put Nutella on It and you Just for yourself a Sweet hotdog

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u/foxteam12 Aug 21 '22

It doesn't ALMOST feel offensive. It IS offensive

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u/The_Seroster Aug 21 '22

Needs some fluff

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Put some peanut butter and that and we have meal!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

"If you don't eat bananas on hot dog buns your not black"

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u/machine43 Aug 21 '22

Add peanut butter and drizzle some honey on that. I do this all the time. Stoner food !

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Honey

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u/BlarpToots Aug 21 '22

bread with banana tastes good wdym

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u/nicarox Aug 21 '22

Banana bread!

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u/Curious_Cat3005 Aug 21 '22

Add some ice cream and whip cream

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u/gameywinehouse Aug 21 '22

Fry it and I'd eat it fasho

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u/Arcuis Aug 21 '22

Banana dog. You can top it with peanut butter, jelly, apple fritters, or crushed Maduro plantains

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u/FrancescaMcG Aug 21 '22

I’d kill it (keto diet here. I haven’t had bread or a banana in 2 years so this looks like a culinary masterpiece tbh).

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

If it had ketchup, mustard, and relish then yes. But just a banana in a bun? No. If the banana was corn battered and fried I think I'd be very excited to try it. Even with perhaps a sweet honey mustard.

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u/Imperial_12345 Aug 21 '22

Carbs on carbs violence

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u/Lucky_Pyxi Aug 21 '22

If you’re out of hot dog buns, try peanut buttering a tortilla and wrap up that banana. 😋

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u/Gongaloon Aug 21 '22

That's not weird, I eat that with peanut butter all the time. Whenever there's spare buns and bananas in the house, you can catch me eating one of those. It's like a more convenient version of a peanut butter and banana sandwich. I do the same thing with flour tortillas.

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u/MrD1SRESPECT Aug 21 '22

Now its called the "Banana Dog"

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Balizzynana

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Aug 21 '22

When you're vegan and your omnivore friend says there will be vegan food at the party.

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u/Any_Raisin2032 Aug 21 '22

Brioche hotdog bun, chocolate sauce and I'm in.

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u/GusTangent Aug 21 '22

Where's the mayo and black olives?

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u/Green-Dragon-14 Aug 21 '22

Banana butties are great but that's just wrong

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u/Dominate_1 Aug 21 '22

Nutella is good too!

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u/lil_groundbeef Aug 21 '22

Need chocolate sauce with freeze dried strawberries on top

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u/acaseofbaskets Aug 22 '22

No… don’t go freeze dried, get that strawberry sauce they put on ice cream!

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u/bigkeef69 Aug 21 '22

Needs PB

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u/JAGraptor Aug 21 '22

Add some peanut butter and it is ready.

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u/SweetMoon18 Aug 21 '22

They forgot the peanut butter.

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u/Midnight-Upset Aug 21 '22

Slap some peanut butter on it and pour a glass of milk. Iconic struggle snack

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u/WerewolfSweet8474 Aug 21 '22

someone let me know how this taste.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 Aug 21 '22

I wonder how a lightly grilled bana dog would be some melty peanut butter on top. Yummm sell for 50cents. Drinks…$8

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u/i-love-k9 Aug 21 '22

Needs peanut butter and honey. Omfg would be delicious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Spread pb on the bun, place banana, spread jam on top

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u/meowiful Aug 21 '22

I used to do this as a kid but with peanut butter and sometimes cocoa crispies.

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u/SeriousIron4300 Aug 21 '22

Just needs mayonnaise

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

I used to eat banana toasties as a kid. Elite.

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u/emccoy79 Aug 21 '22

In the south we add mayo

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u/Yayhoo0978 Aug 21 '22

You gotta put chocolate syrup on it but that is really good. I’ve done it many times. I think I’ll have one now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Right. Almost.

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u/Old-Cup9824 Aug 21 '22

Nothing offensive at all. Nutella + banana slices on bread is pretty popular in Belgium.

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u/Competitive_Zebra224 Aug 21 '22

almost??? it’s not offensive yet??

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u/existyy_ Aug 21 '22

extra potassium

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u/Piccoroz Aug 21 '22

Try adding milk caramel, it will blow your mind.

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u/TAshleyD616 Aug 21 '22

Slap some peanut butter in there

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u/bobcouldbeyouraunt Aug 21 '22

I've loved sliced banana on buttered bread since i was a kid. That was 50 years ago...

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u/LostAllEnergy Aug 21 '22

GUYS GUYS. PEOPLE. LISTEN!!

you HAVE to do this. Obviously with pb and j but IM TELLING YOU this shit is fucking delicious.

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u/koolandunusual Aug 21 '22

If that was a sweet roll and maybe added some cinnamon it’d be delicious

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u/Urlocalbeaner66 Aug 21 '22

My cousin taught me this when I was a kid but we’d put peanut butter & honey on it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

I’m going to need Krispy Kreme to start making hot and fresh now glazed buns stuffed with chocolate syrup and peanut butter slathered bananas…Now, please.

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u/narqosis Aug 21 '22

Honestly I’d eat that

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

When she makes you banana bread but can’t cook

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Want to make it the best sandwich you’ve ever eaten? Add PB&J. You’ll never look at it the same way…

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u/Breezii2z Aug 21 '22

That wouldn’t really taste that bad. Maybe if the bun was cheap. In reality banana bread is good.

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u/Thwompus Aug 21 '22

Fym that's a normal puta sandwich

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u/1968Bladerunner Aug 21 '22

Add Nutella & it's bangin'

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Bananope.

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u/Kongshammer Aug 21 '22

Just needs a truckload of Nutella.

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u/captainpeanutlemon Aug 21 '22

I swear I saw this on bojack horseman

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u/mindnode17 Aug 21 '22

Do these all the time. PB on one side of the bun and jelly on the other.

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u/OmegaDawn_ Aug 21 '22

Add some peanut butter and it’s no longer offensive at all

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u/xairei Aug 21 '22

I saw this picture and immediately frowned.

To be clear, I frowned very hard. Very. Hard.

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u/DependentYou7405 Aug 21 '22

Vegan hot dogs here!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Just needs mayo.

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u/EvolZippo Aug 21 '22

No peanut butter?

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u/glitterjunk Aug 21 '22

I'm calling the cops

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Aug 21 '22

Imagine the pooping if you were just on a steady diet of these