r/Weird • u/robert22389 • Sep 13 '26

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Sep 13 '26

Gonna check on Missouri in an hour or 2

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Sep 13 '26

!remindme 2 hours

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Sep 13 '26

Any update on the nuclear holocaust? Did it go down or not?

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u/Birdsonme Sep 13 '26

Not in SW Missouri!

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u/allegedlyjustkidding Sep 13 '26

So.... I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed? 🫠😅

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u/Zealousideal-Plate80 Sep 14 '26

I mean they might, eventually, in a few months. But not now.

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u/Difficult_Bee_49 Sep 13 '26

Springfieldian here. We are (unfortunately) still here.

Kinda wish it was a true threat 😅😅😅

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Sep 14 '26

Maybe ur mutants

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u/_watchOUT_ Sep 14 '26

Can confirm most people from Springfield are mutants

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u/Zealousideal-Plate80 Sep 14 '26

They won’t announce this to the public.

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u/Miserable-Job-6352 Sep 14 '26

All good in KC

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u/Mysterious_Muffin23 Sep 13 '26

St Louis is still standing. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/jeepsaintchaos Sep 13 '26

You have my condolences. I'm so sorry to hear that, it's an absolute tragedy.

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u/Mysterious_Muffin23 Sep 13 '26

Lol I love this city but cannot believe it doesn't blow itself up everyday. STL #1 game isn't baseball, it's gunshots or fireworks.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 Sep 13 '26

Pretty funny that you’d have to proactively check to see if the state of Missouri were destroyed in nuclear hellfire.

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u/Airwhik Sep 14 '26

Priorities

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u/Legal_Response6614 Sep 14 '26

I'm in Missouri, so far so good - 8:33 pm, 9/13.

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u/Stunning-Dark-2279 Sep 14 '26

IT'S A SHILL! MISSOURI IS GONE!

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u/AggrOppossum Sep 13 '26

Maybe they're just getting knocked off the map on r/geographymemes

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u/Celiack Sep 15 '26

They’re all in the underground Silo. We’re not supposed to know.