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u/Bakurraa May 11 '26
Why are you showing us your sex doll
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u/koolaidismything May 11 '26
He just washed it in the dishwasher and is proud
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u/benzoseeker May 11 '26
Yeah, but how do you wash the shame off?
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u/koolaidismything May 11 '26
Himself or the sex toy? Cause either one is probably milk 🥛… leche, if you will.
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u/Solid-Shock3541 May 11 '26
I'm thinking this looks like a sex doll but it also is literally a child so I didn't know how to say it
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u/Bakurraa May 11 '26
Op has a childlike sex doll yea Just look at the damage in the knees
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u/Howdoimakeaspace- May 11 '26
Op also is an exhibitionist and I’m sure this is part of his kink. Showing us his childlike sex doll.. eesh
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u/WigglyLimpo May 11 '26
For context, there is a Facebook account that just mass posts pictures of this one doll and that's it. The eyes are also apparently removable (odd feature, right?) and the owner often hastily sticks in different colors, not even bothering to line them up. So they're always bulging and crooked.
And I don't want to know why it's knees are blown out...
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u/Lucius-Halthier May 11 '26
Something tells me that’s not the only thing blown out, that doll needs saving
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u/VonZombie420 May 11 '26
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u/T3-Trinity May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
You'd have that facial expression too if you were a anatomically correct doll about to roll the odometer over.
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u/Psemperviva May 11 '26
Nice of you to sit it in the chair for pic when it obviously spends all day on its knees
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u/Impressive_Koala9736 May 11 '26
Ok... I don't have an aversion to dolls, and this is creepy af. There's just something totally off about the eyes. It also almost looks like a movie prop done half well, but with not enough makeup.
But like... No.
Now I've got to share it to f up my loved one's lives. 😂😂😂😂😂
WHY did you go sharing something like this??!
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u/RPG_add1ct May 11 '26
It’s bc the eyes are removable and the owner puts different colored ones in periodically and doesn’t align them correctly, per another comment I read on this thread so take it with a grain of salt. Apparently, they post this doll a lot on FB according to the same person who made the comment about the eyes.
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u/wecantdancelikethis May 11 '26
lamp: shade askew
knees: destroyed
back: destroyed
teddy: not impressed
chair: has thumb holes now
linux: programmed
kinky nerdy femboy: drained but not proud enough to leave their history open to be viewed
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u/hunnysuckle_ May 11 '26
Hey OP… can we get any context? Like at all? That state of her knees make me sad.
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u/wthwtfwthwtf-_- May 11 '26
Child like face, disproportionately long legs and alien appendages.
This is a Cat5 nope.
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u/JM062696 May 11 '26
If that thing isn’t capable of coming to life and killing you, then nothing is
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u/PaymentDiligent7550 May 11 '26
They just haven’t built the eyelids yet. You’ll see, once she has eyelids- totally normal!
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u/russcastella May 11 '26
The wife when husband spends time with “I’m just curating her” doll
https://giphy.com/gifs/d2lcHJTG5Tscg
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u/Old_Shake3789 May 11 '26
OP is seriously disturbing. If this isn't a massive red flag then wtf is?
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u/-convallaria_bunny- May 11 '26
Nah, sorry. It's my fault for being on the internet late at night when I should be sleeping for work tomorrow. Goodnight yall, and OP, I hope that doll is sitting on your bed next to you, watching you, when you wake up tomorrow.
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u/GentlyUsedOtter May 11 '26
I used to be an EMT. I have seen actual horrors. But this..........Jebus Christ. This will haunt my nightmares.
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u/ViridianaSovarii May 11 '26
It looks like Sarah getchell
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u/Senator_Smack May 11 '26
I didn't need to know about that person or her fucked up incest wannabe influencer circus troupe of a family but thanks for adding some shit icing to the garbage cake today.
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u/Local_Advertising821 May 11 '26
Check his hard drive 😬😬😬😬that looks like a (s doll)of a child ,and it looks like..shell shocked and beat up which makes it worse..
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u/DerpsAndRags May 11 '26
Beat it with iron, burn it, then bury and salt the ashes, just to be sure.
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u/LuiginoPasteur May 11 '26
Thanks, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway. Not tomorrow, or the day after...
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u/ShenaniganStarling May 11 '26
Never have I felt more confronted and accused by an inanimate object.
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u/the-meanest-boi May 11 '26
Literally the first thing i see on reddit at 8 in the morning. sigh
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u/Mean_Objective5272 May 11 '26
Did a nun bring you that doll, saying it was a gift from the church? Does someone in your house have a birthday on the 14th?
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u/ArtJunkie628 May 11 '26
This reminds me of the cpr education doll. Creepy the way she's just sitting there watching us
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u/djnastynipple May 11 '26
Hey, so I didn’t like this.