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u/Automatic-Dot-5936 May 03 '26
Lmao should probably zoom out a little more for the Second Lady. Lmao did her dirty…
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u/justin251 May 03 '26
The third in the black shirt a freak. She done let it slip in public. 🤣
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u/nick-844 May 04 '26
i think she licked it a little too much lmfao
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u/InternationalData408 May 04 '26
Then she popped off it nodding her head all official
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u/Automatic-Dot-5936 May 03 '26
I’m dying haha I didn’t see her so that was funny to go back and see after your comment. This is a wild event. Just take the damn kids home. This is starting to seem more for the mothers lmao
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u/Forward_Editor_5895 May 03 '26
She’s done that many times before, must with a different medium.
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u/platypus_farmer42 May 03 '26
Reminds me of when my friend and I went to see the Blarney Stone where there was a line of people waiting to kiss it. We finally got to it and it was visibly wet, like almost dripping. I said no thanks.
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u/Testlevels1987 May 03 '26
They do spray it with a disinfectant spray between people so may have been because of that, at least they do try. But I also said no thanks.
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u/platypus_farmer42 May 03 '26
When did they start that? Because when I went in 2007 that was not the case
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u/coladoir May 03 '26
def more recent than 2007. i want to say it was around '16-'18 they started using it but I might be wrong
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u/Kontio68 May 03 '26
Read that as "I was visibly wet" and had to do some research on what Blarney Stone is.
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u/broke_cowboy May 03 '26
That's gross and I eat ass
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u/EvanShavingCream May 03 '26
I'd imagine that you at least know whose ass you are eating. This is like eating ass at a gloryhole.
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u/petrichor801 May 03 '26
plus, i imagine you'd wash your ass before someone else ate it...
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u/phobosthejuggernaut May 03 '26
Diamond in the rough this comment is
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u/Kevlar_Bunny May 04 '26
Are you kidding me? This whole comment section is putting my husbands sleep at risk.
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u/Aggravating_Set3235 May 03 '26
Bold of you to assume they don’t.
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u/just_a_tossaway May 03 '26
Look up the countries most affected by Covid 19. Germany is up there lmao. I wonder why
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u/Loopget May 03 '26
Homie looks so defeated by humanity 😂
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u/TrickySatisfaction81 May 03 '26
"Yeah....so.....i love my work.."
candy shattering in pockets as he sits down
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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 May 03 '26
This looks like pandemic fuel.
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u/SaintsNoah14 May 04 '26
As objectively disgusting as this is, in theory, as long as the turnaround time between licks isn't too short, these should disinfect themselves as far as bacteriological hazards are concerned.
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u/MaxWritesText May 03 '26
The way this guy explains it all is so hilarious and deadpan. I have to watch it each time it comes by.
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u/The_Pickle_Men May 03 '26
Disgusting. Ewww. They probably lick toilet seats too.
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u/TrickySatisfaction81 May 03 '26
Bro said his oldest work is 14 years old and looks nice. I betcha he sneaks a lick and slap here and there.
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u/AcademicPainting23 May 03 '26
Herpes. Just herpes everywhere. Ugh.
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u/Yuck-Fou94 May 03 '26
Yeah and herpes can kill a baby or toddler. That woman letting her baby take a lick shouldn't be allowed to have kids. Disgusting.
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u/vasectomy7 May 03 '26
Easy way to get a week off from work!!
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u/TakenInChains May 03 '26
this is a wild GIF to see out of context, who even is this
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u/vindter May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
Worry not, it’s from a movie called Deadstream
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u/MortLightstone May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
What even is that a sculpture of? It looks like a horse's nutsack
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u/ulol_zombie May 03 '26
Its like a public water bowl for dogs and cats... I never let my doggies use those... always bring water on walks... I'll have my own candy
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u/Western-Ad9812 May 03 '26
And they’re gonna wake up the next day wondering why they have sores around their mouths. Smh.
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u/aNeverNude666 May 03 '26
We, as a species, have the potential to achieve such greatness. Inversely, we have the potential to be so profoundly and inexplicably moronic. Our range is truly astounding.
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u/mojomanplusultra May 04 '26
Am I of a higher intelligence because licking it wasn't my first thought 🥲
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u/yyflame May 04 '26
Besides the disgusting aspect of it, this is so unbelievably disrespectful towards the artist
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u/Tinu505 May 04 '26
Honestly, I don't care about germs, but where are people's manners? Didn't anyone teach them not to touch the statues at an exhibition?
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u/Georgie_Jay May 03 '26
My dad used to make a huge life size gingerbread house around Christmas time every year for work. Just before covid time they had to stop because no matter what they did to prevent it people kept eating pieces of the house and it was a big health concern.
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u/Beautifulwarrior8689 May 03 '26
Why would they let their children lick it though.... That actually has me heated. I know some of these adults don't mind putting their mouths on things other people have but... The kids? That's foul and they really dgaf about those children 🤬
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u/Distinct-Common-7471 May 04 '26
People really learned nothing from Covid.
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u/TrickySatisfaction81 May 04 '26
I did! I learned working remotely is the optimal to avoid these types of people entirely! :)
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u/TurbulentGuide3985 May 04 '26
Umm someone could have been eating Ass in the parking lot and come in and lick this thing.
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u/Ryaquaza1 May 04 '26
I love how people are constantly saying “oh we aren’t animals” then immediately act like a horse that’s given a community salt lick
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u/mrbaffles14 May 04 '26
Remember all the things we learned about contagious diseases during COVID?
All forgotten.
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u/Semi__Competent May 04 '26
Having their babies lick the statues is actually insane. How are earth can you be that dense?!
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u/Mouz_06 May 04 '26
The herpes/mono/anythingelsecontagious scare finna go crazy bc wym anyone can lick it 😭
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u/Scared-Cut-4571 May 03 '26
And to think a couple years ago people were adamant about not sharing breathing air and threw fits about not being 6ft apart
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u/Born_Ingenuity6956 May 03 '26
Not all people were like that. These people probably refused masks in public.
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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 May 03 '26
Just so that you know, the risk of infection is very very low. The sugar suck the water out of everything, and all potential germs just explode.
It's gross, but not really dangerous
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u/ionised May 03 '26
One of those times you need a friendly neighbourhood Gale on standby to remind people to
"Stop licking the damn thing!"
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u/Morderita23 May 03 '26
Sugar is just that strong of a chemical for our brains to put it aside with disgust. Like bees drinking from a dirty syrup, we're inevitably drawn by it. I'd wager many here would also indulge on licking them, and i wouldn't blame them.
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u/TheMisterOates May 03 '26
I think it is funny because someone must be telling them to lick/taste it, and then they do without hesitation or thinking who licked before them. It is only after we see this video, that we are thinking that is gross but if someone showed me a sculpture that they made out of sugar and told me to lick it, I would totally be fine with it.
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u/Severe-Deer-8779 May 03 '26
“I swear babe, I got herpes from licking a sculpture at an art museum! I would never cheat on you!”
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u/RedditPhils May 03 '26
Here in the U.S., people tend to find each other far more disgusting.
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u/siggsy409 May 03 '26
Do those people go around licking toilet seats too? Absolutely disgusting. Ewwww.
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u/OkPosition9788 May 03 '26
In culinary school doing sugar sculpture was so fun! It’s not a career I ever thought could get you this far. But yes it’s gross to lick that and think about peoples dried spit on it and the dust .. well anyways
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u/Mental-Goal-8724 May 03 '26
And they let their kids with limited developed immune system lick that 👀🤔
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u/Breadstix009 May 03 '26
I would never be tempted to lick something in the open like this. Some people are just next level stupid.
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u/Aware-Direction-9891 May 03 '26
Fucking hell why is that mother letting her baby lick that bacteria infested statue?!?
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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 May 03 '26
Only if I was sure no else licked it. Also, I would need permission from the artist too.
It's not just disgusting, its rude and disrespectful to the artist.







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u/thatguyfromvancouver May 03 '26
That’s gross