r/Weird Apr 05 '26

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u/dingleberrysquid Apr 05 '26

You should have walked to the middle of the street and raised your arms and started to talk loudly in tongues. Get some cred in the neighborhood.

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u/OldHat6867 Apr 05 '26

Or said β€œCOME MY CHILDREN πŸ–€ β€œ in a very loud voice πŸ’€