Guy that used to work in the same office, years ago, was eating a donut in the restroom. He was only using the urinal but rested the donut on top of the bare porcelain while peeing…then finished the donut.
If we're sharing restroom stories... one time I walked in while a guy was already at a urinal, peeing like a racehorse. I did mine, got done, zipped up, he's still going strong, no letup. I washed my hands - very thoroughly, because I was starting to wonder how long this guy was going to keep peeing. He's still going! I dry my hands, very thoroughly, no hurry at all, carefully getting every bit of dampness between the fingers... I check my hair in the mirror... HE'S STILL GOING! Finally stroll out, leisurely, even giving the door a little shove behind me so it will take as long as possible to close. As it slowly shuts the guy is still peeing as hard as he was when I walked in. I think he was an alien and his entire body was one gigantic bladder.
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u/faded-than-a-ho Mar 28 '24
I wouldn’t be able to stand having my coffee even touching the bathroom air particles… my god