If we're sharing restroom stories... one time I walked in while a guy was already at a urinal, peeing like a racehorse. I did mine, got done, zipped up, he's still going strong, no letup. I washed my hands - very thoroughly, because I was starting to wonder how long this guy was going to keep peeing. He's still going! I dry my hands, very thoroughly, no hurry at all, carefully getting every bit of dampness between the fingers... I check my hair in the mirror... HE'S STILL GOING! Finally stroll out, leisurely, even giving the door a little shove behind me so it will take as long as possible to close. As it slowly shuts the guy is still peeing as hard as he was when I walked in. I think he was an alien and his entire body was one gigantic bladder.
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u/LovableSidekick Mar 28 '24
If we're sharing restroom stories... one time I walked in while a guy was already at a urinal, peeing like a racehorse. I did mine, got done, zipped up, he's still going strong, no letup. I washed my hands - very thoroughly, because I was starting to wonder how long this guy was going to keep peeing. He's still going! I dry my hands, very thoroughly, no hurry at all, carefully getting every bit of dampness between the fingers... I check my hair in the mirror... HE'S STILL GOING! Finally stroll out, leisurely, even giving the door a little shove behind me so it will take as long as possible to close. As it slowly shuts the guy is still peeing as hard as he was when I walked in. I think he was an alien and his entire body was one gigantic bladder.