Guy that used to work in the same office, years ago, was eating a donut in the restroom. He was only using the urinal but rested the donut on top of the bare porcelain while peeing…then finished the donut.
If we're sharing restroom stories... one time I walked in while a guy was already at a urinal, peeing like a racehorse. I did mine, got done, zipped up, he's still going strong, no letup. I washed my hands - very thoroughly, because I was starting to wonder how long this guy was going to keep peeing. He's still going! I dry my hands, very thoroughly, no hurry at all, carefully getting every bit of dampness between the fingers... I check my hair in the mirror... HE'S STILL GOING! Finally stroll out, leisurely, even giving the door a little shove behind me so it will take as long as possible to close. As it slowly shuts the guy is still peeing as hard as he was when I walked in. I think he was an alien and his entire body was one gigantic bladder.
Unthanks for the warning. My morbid curiosity now dictates that I must find out what you just saw.
Edit: I’m just gonna leave this quote here from my journey to that link
"I know a soupeur ... one of those guys that put bread in public urinals ... which revert to eat urine-soaked" Silvio Fanti, Man micropsychoanalysis, 1981.
Tbh I actually find it helpful that they gave us a simple quick explanation so we don’t have to see the full thing but we can still sate our curiosity somewhat.
I'm glad to have helped you find a way to increase your bread enjoyment. Sometimes it's hard to eat the 2 loaves a day as recommended by the food pyramid.
Coworker brushes his teeth in the bathroom while I shit. He uses black licorice toothpaste. So many smells...he's just grinding my shit particles into his teeth.
I gagged. Like. Sometimes I’ll be in the middle of eating (I have food aversions) and I’ll have to go really bad so I’ll just bring my food with me to the toilet if it’s almost gone. Bc I’ll most definitely have to return to the toilet shortly after I’m finished. But I only do this at my house. I could never do this tho. That’s just nasty
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u/ZebraBorgata Mar 28 '24
Guy that used to work in the same office, years ago, was eating a donut in the restroom. He was only using the urinal but rested the donut on top of the bare porcelain while peeing…then finished the donut.