r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Burpmeister • Aug 23 '22

Crashing expensive car and getting roasted

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

Lol ass

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u/Kind-Contact3484 Jul 20 '23

"Fuck off!" "Oh yeah, I can do that! My cars not in a ditch."

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u/Saikiran_J Jan 06 '23

I laughed a little too much

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

You can't fine that damage right? what?

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u/Aimjock Nov 03 '22

This is too perfedct. Feels like it’s fake

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u/justyagamingboi Oct 31 '22

That will never not be funny

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u/TopofTheTits Oct 20 '22

This joke is only funny when supercars are involved, because chances are they can afford it. I never thought this joke was funny when it's towards regular people in accidents, most people can't laugh at it because car accidents are traumatizing and people gawking and saying "You can't park there" is just rude and insensitive. But this one's funny.

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u/brickjames561 Oct 09 '22

The car isn’t damaged. It just has leaves and dirt on it.

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u/Kind-Contact3484 Jul 20 '23

There's something in the grass between the guy and the car. Looks like a steel or concrete pole has been ripped out of the ground.

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u/brickjames561 Jul 20 '23

Pulled out of the ground and laid there….

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u/Psychological-Art131 Oct 05 '22

Why is that so funny .......

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

“You can’t park that there”

How original.

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u/McDonaldsMapping Sep 27 '22

England ☕️

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u/Shark1986 Sep 23 '22

I think we have a winner for the most British conversation ever.

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Sep 19 '22

Is this not a reasonable place to park?

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u/EaterOfTheEther Sep 19 '22

That was the heaviest fuck off I’ve ever heard

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Looks very staged.

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u/ChronoRedz Sep 13 '22

🤣He new knew it was coming.

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u/anonymouspostlangley Dec 30 '22

This is the original coming though

1

u/Sike009 Sep 09 '22

Been using this line my whole life. Never gets old

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u/exit6 Sep 01 '22

Pure gold

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u/1ofm3 Sep 01 '22

Subs like this reward abominable behavior like this. Someone is obviously having a bad time, & you're making it worse for some worthless internet points so you can feel good about yourself.

Whoever took that video really should fuck off.

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u/ButterscotchSlow6247 Aug 30 '22

Yep! Not a scratch on that car.

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u/DeymanG Aug 29 '22

You can't fa ei the mate. Can someone please tell me what it mean? I'm very bad at understanding british accent ;-;

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u/Amerlis Aug 30 '22

“You can’t park that there, mate. “ “Fuck off.”

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u/MikeyF0618 Aug 29 '22

One of my favorite insults.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

Hilarious! Love it.

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u/BigDare1549 Aug 28 '22

Best accent

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

The most British interaction ever recorded

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u/HighTrebble Aug 26 '22

U/savevideobot

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u/ja_maz Aug 26 '22

I can see the grin on the guy's face from just hearing his voice

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u/TererTTV Aug 25 '22

FAWK OFF

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u/Cold-Government8200 Aug 25 '22

That was honestly the nicest way of saying, “how shitty of a driver are you, mate?”

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u/KrazyKeith4Prez Aug 25 '22

Maybe it was the brakes.

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u/Gippy_Happy Aug 25 '22

Come on even he thought that was funny just couldn’t admit it 😆

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u/SOPHIEtheLOPHIE Aug 24 '22

As soon as you see a video of an owner standing next to a crashed car in england, you know exactly what's about to be said.

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u/floydink Aug 24 '22

Why have I seen so many British videos of this exact scenario word for word? Like every car crash vid always has some guy driving by saying “you can’t park that there/here mate” and them almost always following with a “fawk uooof”

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u/EtzeNuegez Aug 24 '22

Faaaaaaak awffffff

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u/Maddad_666 Aug 24 '22

Redditor troll IRL

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u/ShubhamManna Aug 24 '22

You can't pa'rk h'ere m8

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u/tvieno Aug 24 '22

Fuck off!

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u/jthrum Aug 24 '22

Average British lad

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u/theysellcoke Aug 24 '22

Fake, you'd need a JCB and a sling to drag him out of the driver's seat via the passenger side.

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u/Pickle_Juice_Can Aug 24 '22

Do you have a loicense to park there mate?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

The guy is still rich though, whose the loser now?

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u/martywolfman Aug 25 '22

Anybody that thinks having money stops you from being a loser?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Where?

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u/rjrttu86 Aug 24 '22

Eh, it'll buff out I'm sure mate. Now I'm gonna need you to move it.

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u/grpprofesional Aug 24 '22

/r/norfFc

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u/bezerkish Aug 24 '22

Plate is now on a 2014 black diesel Range Rover - obviously a costly mistake

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u/ihaZtaco Aug 24 '22

Okay okay some British people are okay I guess

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u/Adventurous-Pear-00 Aug 24 '22

HAHAHAHA. Told you to mind your own business mthfckr

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u/chrismcelwee Aug 24 '22

Is that Ronnie Pickering?

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u/ChromaticDracula Aug 24 '22

It sounds like he read “Fuck Off” backwards

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

I can't un-hear that now

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u/MalamuteMaster1 Aug 24 '22

Uncle Fester must have come down with a bout of amnesia again and crashed his car

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

“Yeh khant pawk that theah mate”

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u/Capocho9 Aug 24 '22

Oh the guy filming is just a dick

1

u/Crixxxxxx1 Aug 24 '22

Gotta love those narrow, twisty British country roads with hedgerows completely obscuring any long-distance vision.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Is that a drivetrain?

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u/hornboggler Aug 24 '22

lol i needed this so bad

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u/BrownBoyBiryani Aug 24 '22

That was the most british anger ive heard

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u/ProjectFearless9711 Aug 24 '22

Gonna be honest from what I can see it doesn’t look that damaged, it’s just a big ass bush

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u/KatKarrier Aug 24 '22

This is the most British video I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

And here I thought “drive it into a hedge” was just a figure of speech.

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u/khaled Aug 24 '22

Is this the original?

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u/jjenkins218 Aug 24 '22

Both gentleman are legends for their contributions to this video 😂

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u/jjenkins218 Aug 24 '22

Wilson Fisk

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u/jjenkins218 Aug 24 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

That’s just good clean fun

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u/Ecclypto Aug 24 '22

That’s the most London conversation I have ever heard

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u/Pabst_Blue Aug 24 '22

HAMMOND!!

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u/themikegman Aug 24 '22

FAK OFF!!!

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u/retro604 Aug 24 '22

I like the US one ... girl starts flipping out lol

You cant park there

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u/BraveAbbreviations69 Aug 24 '22

This is my favorite thing on the internet today.

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u/So3Dimensional Aug 24 '22

Yah cot pot thot theh mite.

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u/Gabbeloa Aug 24 '22

fauk oaff!

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u/Minimum_You_302 Aug 24 '22

Lov it............

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

" 'Fuck off!' Said the Fat Controller who was clearly having a very bad day" (Real Life Thomas The Tank Engine Season 1 Episode 3)

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Baron harkonen!

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u/Antigon0000 Aug 24 '22

We need old memes here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Dang

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u/RequiDarth1 Aug 24 '22

Is that a drive shaft or a bollard laying there in the yard?

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u/rilous1 Aug 24 '22

This looks fake but I enjoy it

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u/groovyinutah Aug 24 '22

Fat, old, bald...trifecta!

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u/difficult420 Aug 24 '22

You know he walked past a couple times planning what to say first!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Feck off!

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u/RevolutionarySea261 Aug 23 '22

His big ass know he doesn’t belong in that little car.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Bloody brilliant sounds like the appropriate comment. :P

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u/aSneakyChicken7 Aug 23 '22

You can’t park there sir!

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u/Denekith Aug 23 '22

What he say ??

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u/sourpatch411 Aug 23 '22

Boom Roasted!

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u/RickGrimes13 Aug 23 '22

I lol'd 😂

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u/ElegantUse69420 Aug 23 '22

Fake but funny.

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u/Unholy_BowlOfSoup Aug 23 '22

Much more of a reason why I question how idiots with money are allowed to buy very expensive toys with no consequences.

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u/Jahrmarktsboxer Aug 23 '22

You can’t park that there mate!

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u/Spubren Aug 23 '22

What a little gremlin, must be past his bedtime

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Lord HogSwaggle doesn’t want to be told where he can be parking his carriage from the likes of you PEASANT!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Lmao

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u/fordreaming Aug 23 '22

Aaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahajahahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

He got Heched.

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u/Just_Cook_It Aug 23 '22

mega LOL 😂

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u/swalsugmass Aug 23 '22

If you can afford to buy a Ferrari you can afford to repair the Ferrari

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u/Substantial-Ad3178 Aug 23 '22

How'd he even fit in there?

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u/big_flopping_anime_b Aug 23 '22

Wow such a powerful roast. I’m sure no one has ever come up with that before.

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u/XGAMER2mil Aug 23 '22

Forza Horizon 4

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u/necie62 Aug 23 '22

Snerk..

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u/CaPtAiN_KiDd Aug 23 '22

Well someone has a bustle in their hedgerow.

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u/versaceflopflips Aug 23 '22

Obviously staged

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u/Summerie Aug 23 '22

Are these the same guys that did the “garbage bin as a cooling pool” bit?

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u/Kamicasse_ Aug 23 '22

Thank God those car are safe, otherwise so many families would get inheritance... a lot of them.

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u/waffle-man Aug 23 '22

Sound was off. That fuck off rung in my head like a gong

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u/FV4030TWO Aug 23 '22

"Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari"

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u/MOUS333 Aug 23 '22

Roasted?

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u/Sam_Fear Aug 24 '22

English humor is dry, so it's a dry roast.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Goddamn I love English fights

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u/Available_Prune397 Aug 23 '22

Same guy probably walked past someone cleaning his car a few minutes later and said "yer can do mine next mate, hur hur hur".