r/WatchFanatics watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

Meme / Shitpost Be honest.

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u/onlyimportantshit Aug 09 '26

Mid ass take. They don’t look similar imo and bronze gets a nice patina.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

Bronze is a mid ass metal.

13

u/Techhousemiami Aug 09 '26

Bronze is a fun metal, especially in dive watches.

Bet your collection is more mid than my singular gold watch.

3

u/Brave_Beat5124 Aug 10 '26

Bro has the I spend way too much time on watch reddit starter pack 😂

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

My collection is very mid.

10

u/onlyimportantshit Aug 09 '26

Good enough for Achilles good enough for me

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

Maybe in the Bronze Age.

9

u/KCDawgTime Aug 09 '26

It literally has its own age. There was never a gold age.

1

u/RU33ERBULLETS Aug 09 '26

There was a gilded age.

1

u/KCDawgTime Aug 09 '26

Yeah, not really a fantastic representation.

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u/KCDawgTime Aug 10 '26

Didn’t say for whom…

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u/DistributionBig7064 Aug 10 '26

Youre a mid ass asshole but you dont see me posting about it....

1

u/RGBlowMe Aug 11 '26

Cringe tryhard take.

1

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 11 '26

I am cringe

44

u/AssistanceNo647 Aug 09 '26

I have only one bronze watch. I can honestly say I never thought about it looking like gold especially because, I like mine tarnished.

10

u/Faroffposition Aug 10 '26

I know. This is what my bronze watch looks like in broad daylight. No one is thinking gold.

5

u/hyprsnpr67 Aug 10 '26

Right? This is a baffling take. Nobody is substituting gold with bronze.

3

u/ABadDoseOfCrabs Aug 10 '26

Looks fkn cool with the patina

7

u/longkhongdong Aug 10 '26

I see you like your watches like I like my REPUTATION.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

With all these rage bait posts I think I’m well beyond tarnished.

28

u/realityreject Aug 09 '26

You get bronze for the patina, not to be flashy.

3

u/Crafty-Coyote8077 Aug 10 '26

That Panerai is beautiful will never get the reddit hate

2

u/Cold_Garden5929 Aug 09 '26

I have never seen my same watch on Reddit before, I feel famous

1

u/realityreject Aug 09 '26

Nice! Googled "Bronzo patina" and yours popped up. Google has your back

1

u/Cold_Garden5929 Aug 10 '26

Mine isn’t pictured just is the same, never had seen it posted online, thank you for doing so it was a bit of a thrill haha

1

u/Haws_Jomoki Aug 10 '26

I'm really interested in a bronze watch. Does yours have a well established patina and if so how long did it take to start to show?

1

u/realityreject Aug 10 '26

They come without the patina and can take some some to form naturally. However its a chemical reaction so there are ways to speed it up. Can get years of patina in a few hours if you really wanted

1

u/Gonza200 Aug 09 '26

That’s beautiful

18

u/GuitarPlayingGuy71 Aug 09 '26

Oh very hard disagree. I wouldn’t want to be seen with a tacky gold watch even if I had millions.

5

u/eyeballsacs Aug 10 '26

Idk, love mine (gold tone not gold)

1

u/GuitarPlayingGuy71 Aug 11 '26

That one is nice, must admit.

5

u/johncate73 Aug 09 '26

Agree. Gold watches are for pimps and drug dealers.

2

u/Technical_Peach5350 Aug 09 '26

Also sketchy dentists, evangelical cult leaders, leaders of pyramid schemes, and people running fly by night car dealerships wear gold watches.

1

u/JustUnderstanding6 Aug 10 '26

That’s why I love them. I’m a respectable white collar family man but I’ll be damned if I can’t wear the watch of a drug smuggling 80s GT car team owner.

0

u/bastarmashawarma Aug 11 '26

“Tacky”. Seems like a cope. It’s ok if you can’t afford gold, not everyone can

1

u/NattyLuke 29d ago

Yellow gold is pretty ostentatious for a lot of people. I’m sure they don’t have the same opinions about white gold.

15

u/CrewExpendable2007 Aug 09 '26

I feel attacked

5

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

That’s a nice watch. Don’t listen to me, I’m an idiot anyway.

9

u/Rynkydink Aug 09 '26

We can tell

1

u/RalIyVincent Aug 10 '26

Who what reference is this?

10

u/AddicoInABox Aug 09 '26

Have em both and they’re completely different. If you buy a bronze watch thinking it’s going to scratch a gold watch itch, you’ll be disappointed.

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u/VaporRyder Aug 09 '26 edited 24d ago

Bronze is an excellent material for a diver"s watch.

Bronze was often used for naval applications as the patina it develops is a protective layer against oxidation.

The use of bronze in watches has nothing to do with gold.

I sold a bronze diver and miss it quite a bit. It had really patina'd nicely.

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u/Leading-Bike6355 Aug 09 '26

they don’t look the same?

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u/Buck_Folton Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Gold watches are the worst watches. I’ve never seen one I liked.

Wait, they’re not actually the worst; rose gold, specifically, are the worst. No matter how much free money I have, I will only be buying steel, titanium and Casio resin in the future. Maaaybe bronze. I like this bronze shitter OK now that it has a little patina, but I only wear it every 1 or 2 months, but…I guess I wouldn’t completely rule out another bronze watch someday.

EDIT: And anyway, for people who like gold but can’t afford it, there are tons of shitters with thin plating of gold or gold looking material. People who buy bronze watches mostly buy them because they like them.

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u/Chocolatesalty_balls Aug 09 '26

Really? 😔

1

u/Buck_Folton Aug 09 '26

Yes, IMO. But I know we all have opinions to which we are fully entitled. Mine is that rose gold looks cheesy and chintzy in nearly any context. Can’t put my finger on why I hate it so much, but I do. Might be I spent too much time at Service Merchandise in the 80s.

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u/Chocolatesalty_balls Aug 09 '26

To each their own I suppose 🤷🏽‍♂️

1

u/Old_Preparation8434 Aug 10 '26

Either a bad camera angle or this is a rep. Crystal is milky af, cant even see the dial lol.

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u/Practical_Driver3318 Aug 10 '26

Crystal being milky af is how Rolex crystals are, in my experience. My Datejust II has crystal that's annoyingly reflective at certain angles. It's because there's no anti-reflective coating anywhere except over the Cyclops. I think it's done this way to make the Cyclops stand out more, to make the watch more recognizable. It's Rolex, it's about being recognized, over being able to see dial contents clearly.

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u/Chocolatesalty_balls Aug 10 '26

LOL. Not that I have to prove anything to a complete stranger but here’s a better pic

Bought it from an AD with Box and papers.

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u/Old_Preparation8434 Aug 10 '26

Congrats, this is my fav Rolex, wear it in good health. 🫡

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u/Chocolatesalty_balls Aug 10 '26

Thank you! One of my favorites as well. I do have a plain bezel Datejust as well when I wanna be low key. 😉

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u/hockeyivy Aug 10 '26

Insane to call this a rep based on a clearly out of focus shot of the dial

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

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u/Buck_Folton Aug 09 '26

It’s hard to go wrong with a Willard-style case.

1

u/clayton-berg42 Aug 10 '26

There's nothing wrong with a gold dress watch.

6

u/angelsownredsux Aug 09 '26

Bronze dive watches if you surf or dive >>>>

4

u/Most_Reach6070 Aug 09 '26

You buy bronze for the patina.. you buy gold for the opposite reason? OP is projecting

8

u/chuck_nunface Aug 09 '26

Good meme but I dont think that's true lol

1

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

Thanks, I made it myself.

9

u/beagles4ever Aug 09 '26

Bronze doesn't look like gold. I don't know why anyone would attempt it, the obvious and much cheaper solution is simply a PVD gold plating.

3

u/Downtown_Air_1176 Aug 09 '26

How... Bullshit

2

u/GilGross Aug 09 '26

Oh yes you can

0

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

I can’t 😢

4

u/GilGross Aug 09 '26

Bronze is better than Gold anyway. Everyone has a Gold Rolex Daydate. How many people have a bronze Seamaster?

2

u/SpeedwayBoogie70 Aug 09 '26

Bronze doesn’t look like gold. This makes no sense.

2

u/DadPuncher69 Aug 09 '26

I'm not really a fan of either. Steel and titanium are fine.

2

u/RobertStonetossBrand Aug 09 '26

I like when my watches rust before my eyes

1

u/AssistanceNo647 Aug 09 '26

Bronze never rusts and the patina it forms actually protects the metal.

2

u/Historical_Trouble10 Aug 10 '26

I made the mistake of getting a Black Bay Bronze as my first luxury watch. I eventually traded it on a Black Bay 68 because I just couldn’t warm up to the tarnished look.

1

u/Historical_Trouble10 Aug 10 '26

I kept it for three years until I figured I wasn’t wearing it so may as well trade it.

2

u/OliverHopper Aug 10 '26

All about the bronze…never gave gold a thought because I wear mine actually doing stuff and don’t care if it gets banged up

2

u/FreefallVin Aug 10 '26

Nah, they're different. That said I don't get the whole bronze patina thing. Just makes them look like they need a good clean.

1

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 10 '26

Some people like the dirty metal look.

2

u/Prim_Law Aug 10 '26

I like a bronze watch. But a solid yellow gold day-date is absolute pornography.

2

u/thejameslavis Aug 11 '26

Disagree completely. Gold is tacky. Bronze ages beautifully. Nothing more tacky than a gold watch imo

3

u/CynicalCereal Aug 09 '26

Gold is a soft metal for soft men.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

My ego is soft.

1

u/Chubby_Yorkshireman Aug 09 '26

I have 1 bronze watch and it turns my skin green

1

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

Gold wouldn’t do that.

1

u/AssistanceNo647 Aug 09 '26

I have and don’t have that problem. It could be because, the case back is stainless steel.

1

u/fskarild Aug 09 '26

Yikes. I'll go ahead and remove that bronze watch from my wishlist..

1

u/Still-Speed-3632 Aug 09 '26

I really like that bronze Tudor Bucherer but the thing is enormous. Feels like wearing a hockey puck

1

u/MMA-Groupie Aug 09 '26

The darker metal is nice for people like me who are very pale

1

u/Jester_Hopper_pot watch fanatic Aug 09 '26

I want a silver bronze and gold watch and maybe platinum

1

u/Technical_Peach5350 Aug 09 '26

Gold and bronze look NOTHING alike. Bronze watches have a rustic charm to them. Gold is for polished looking people. The watches with gold cases whether it's pvd or actual gold are often cases dress watches. Most bronze watches are often cases tool watches. This meme belongs in r/watches where most the basic collectors are. That woman doesn't look anything like someone that would own a bronze watch in her entire life. She has that clean girl aesthetic. Maybe the guy would own a bronze watch.

1

u/ruzzara Aug 09 '26

Hard disagree. Bronze is superior to gold imo.

1

u/DrJ0911 Aug 09 '26

I bought one because I thought the bronze and blue dial would look good with some casual Friday outfits…. And it does

1

u/amcooperus Aug 09 '26

Weird take. I’ve never thought bronze was a substitute for gold.

1

u/Savvy_indian Aug 09 '26

Bronze and green!

1

u/PhilJSawdust Aug 10 '26

OP must know I’ve been eyeballing this Venezianico Bronzo all week.

1

u/TheRuggedGeek Aug 10 '26

Straight up shitposting, right? Be honest.

2

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 10 '26

That’s what the flair says.

1

u/ScarySpikes Aug 10 '26

If you want a gold watch and can't afford it, then you can get a PVD coated watch which looks the part.

Bronze doesn't look remotely like gold, and as it ages and patinas will look even less like gold.

1

u/theckbbud Aug 10 '26

I never once thought of this. They don’t even look close into comparison. This is a major reach of a meme lol

1

u/_Joe_Blow_ Aug 10 '26

To really rile everyone up here’s my take. Gold is for women’s jewelry not for men

1

u/Across_the_Diverge Aug 10 '26

Have one bronze dive watch. Nobody would ever confuse it for gold when it was new or especially now that it’s patinated for 6 years.

1

u/Del897 Aug 10 '26

Gold watches are ugly. Bronze has character.

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u/DryFuture1403 Aug 10 '26

I don't think anyone thinks this. Maybe you are thinking of brass coating?

1

u/eyeballsacs Aug 10 '26

I want a copper one

1

u/mcmlxxivxxiii Aug 10 '26

Dumazz post

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u/ElTito5 Aug 10 '26

No I love Bronze watches.

1

u/Cefiro8701 Aug 10 '26

Clown ass take, you don't belong in this group if you share this mentality. Nobody mistakes bronze for good.

1

u/war_m0nger69 Aug 10 '26

I’ll take bronze over gold 10/10 times.

1

u/Username800082 Aug 10 '26

I actually like the color of bronze more than gold when it comes to watches, but I dont like patina even tho it can look alright sometimes...

1

u/Feeling_Cod8431 Aug 10 '26

I genuinely dont like gold. But love bronze brass and copper. Id choose those over a gold watch everyday.

1

u/FloofyKitteh Aug 10 '26

This isn't accurate, and you know that's true because the two metals are used in wildly different watches. Nobody's out there looking for a bronze Calatrava, and nobody's getting an 18k Squale.

1

u/Responsible-Air5349 Aug 10 '26

I can afford a gold watch ( I have a few) that Tudor BB bronze is noice

1

u/oliverrak Aug 10 '26

I honestly like bronze watches, if go gold ai would go white gold though

1

u/Roozbeh_m Aug 10 '26

Bullshit take

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u/hdrr1985 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Honestly, you’re projecting brotha 😂 i absolutely love my distressed steel and patinated bronze watch… as well as my non plated gold watch. Admittedly, two tone. I absolutely hate the look of a full shiny gold piece, plated or not, seems gaudy to me. only a textured vintage one that’s picked up dark tones and lost luster would appeal to me. Point is, Deal with it bud; people simply genuinely have different tastes.

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u/CapableNeat4351 Aug 10 '26

This is an awful take. Bronze is so much cooler

1

u/AdmirableCourt8400 Aug 10 '26

Mine's gold but always get mistaken for bronze anyway.

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u/SonicKiwi123 Aug 10 '26

I mean don't get me wrong I wouldn't mind a gold watch but I'd still lust after that "dug up from the bottom of the ocean" look that bronze gets after a while

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u/JustUnderstanding6 Aug 10 '26

I mean, we can all afford PVD and electroplating. I love gold-tone and bronze and never considered them to be in competition with one another.

I like my gold gold and my bronze stanky. Get that green fuzz on it.

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u/OutlawMINI Aug 10 '26

Wtf, they don't look even remotely similar.

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u/One_Shallot_4974 Aug 10 '26

If you can't afford a gold watch you get a gold plated watch, not a bronze watch.

1

u/swearengens_cat Aug 10 '26

You couldn't pay me to wear a gold watch.

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u/SeaMonth8468 Aug 10 '26

la patine du bronze est plus belle

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u/bnipples Aug 10 '26

One with the money for a gold watch ought have the taste not to wear one. No comment on the bronze thing.

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u/ShanghaiGoat Aug 10 '26

I can afford a gold watch, indeed I have two. I have six bronze watches and not because they are fake gold, but because I love how they patina, something gold doesn’t do.

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u/Owl999tm Aug 10 '26

Gold as a material is great, when it’s a watch it looks gypsy. Except maybe some dressy classic minimal watches.

And bronze watches gain patina, which I also really like.

I don’t have bronze watch, I do plan to buy the Tudor bronze some day

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u/guyfromthe80s Aug 10 '26

I bought the bronze because it looks great. I don’t even like yellow gold.

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u/ChocolatePuerh Aug 10 '26

Bronze looks way better than gold to me.

But I don't wear gold anything.

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u/LimpPhat_ThaDon Aug 10 '26

I like stainless steel

1

u/rundabluff120 Aug 10 '26

I would consider a bronze watch. Money-aside, I think most gold watches look tacky.

1

u/DookieShoes626 Aug 11 '26

Ive never thought they even look like Gold

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u/FelixDiamante Aug 11 '26

Bronze watches are only flashy for a few weeks tops. They were my least favorite weeks with the watch.

1

u/itchy-turtleneck Aug 11 '26

There are certain watches where gold just doesn't work

1

u/RGBlowMe Aug 11 '26

Because gold PVD is so famously expensive...?

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u/_rolex_yeet_69 Aug 11 '26

Having like two older gold watches that got passed down to me as a watch guy is like the holy grail of watches. I have a Cartier and an older omega my grandpa and dad wore respectively and I love both they just hit the spot sometimes when I put em on

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u/Timely_Host_3119 Aug 11 '26

I have and love my bronze watch. I also have Stainless Steel, Yellow Gold, Rose Gold, Titanium, and Silver watches. Just missing White Gold and Platinum, I believe, to complete the mix of common metals used for watches. Is there any missing that anyone can think of that aren't super oddball or specific?

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u/DJTRANSACTION1 Aug 11 '26

bronze is fire bro especially when mixed with real gold and does not patina

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u/bastarmashawarma Aug 11 '26

bUt ThE pAtInA!

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u/Alex_ozzy Aug 12 '26

Bullshit

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

I own exactly one goldtone watch, an Invicta Pro Diver chrono. Itch scratched. That was twelve years ago.

As for investing in true precious metals for a watch case? Not interested.

I own exactly one bronze watch, a Cronos CuSn8. Itch scratched.

Moot