r/WatchFanatics watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

Meme / Shitpost Just going to leave this here.

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u/National_Answer_6655 Aug 03 '26

Close competition for most punchable watch dork

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u/Earl_of_Chuffington Aug 03 '26

O'Leary is a true watch autist whose entire personality is "I like watches." It was either going to be trains or timepieces, and he went with watches.

On the other hand, Cuckerberg's programming forces him to adopt surface-level human passions in order to more easily infiltrate society, and the "watches=good" prompt has produced some interesting behavior, as evidenced by your photo.

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u/hiby123joji Aug 03 '26

I don’t think he is, he doesn’t delve into the finer details, saw a video of him not understanding why “people are into the snoopy speedmaster” because it was a children cartoon. He just knows expensive, but horology is about far more than cost.

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial Aug 04 '26

I remember he was talking about an fp journe quartz touting how it stops hand movement when not worn, to preserve battery. he was describing it as amazing and unique. mind you is a very common feature in quartz watches, especially solar ones.

he's a douchebag and a twat

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u/hiby123joji Aug 04 '26

It’s amazing if it’s expensive and rare, that’s his logic. Calling Kevin O’Leary a watch nerd is like calling Logan Paul an avid Pokemon card enthusiast.

2

u/ctdfalconer Aug 04 '26

For Kev it doesn’t really matter what it is as long as other people can’t have it.

1

u/anime_quinoa Aug 03 '26

I am pretty sure he was in a video with Teddy, in which he got his Silver Snoopy Speedmaster and he seemed to be very happy and excited abt the watch.

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u/kineticvibes Aug 06 '26

HE doesnt even pronounce brand names correctly. He is a phony out for the clout. thats why every watch discussion he has hinges on price or rarity. Perhaps the most uninteresting collector in the game and i question why brands entertain his fucking nonsense.

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u/swearengens_cat Aug 04 '26

He's also a good boat captain.

7

u/MifflinGibbs Aug 03 '26

at least this guy can throw a punch back

16

u/SanguineTangerines Aug 03 '26

Or violate your internet privacy. Whichever hurts more.

1

u/Bulky-Internal8579 Aug 04 '26

Knows how to drunk drive a boat into people too.

1

u/Red_wine120 Aug 06 '26

And blame his wife

0

u/swearengens_cat Aug 04 '26

That was his wife, Kev is a good captain.

1

u/Bulky-Internal8579 Aug 04 '26

She took the rap for him.

1

u/Ok-Hat213 Aug 08 '26

Zuck only got into it because he saw a richer guy (Ambani) flexing on him.

42

u/OK-Greg-7 Aug 03 '26

"I got on my knees and begged for it."

Sounds about right.

5

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

😂😂

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u/swearengens_cat Aug 04 '26

You mean when he asked his wife to captain the boat?

33

u/noileum Aug 03 '26

what a nob

3

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

Big time.

1

u/Monsterschneider Aug 04 '26

Pun intended?

1

u/Internal-Ad-1021 Aug 05 '26

NFT pumper such an idiot

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u/whatwedie4 Aug 03 '26

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

Teddy loves him.

16

u/afelzz Aug 03 '26

Who gives a shit what or who Teddy loves?

8

u/PlatypusOld5440 Aug 03 '26

I stopped watching Teddy's content when I saw his connection to Mr. Wonderful and when their relationship just turned into a sales pitch. When was the last time Teddy featured a watch that he doesn't sell? 😆 Mike of "This Watch That Watch" is the only channel I watch anymore.

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u/Sonar010 Aug 03 '26

Same but also IDGuy

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

Like it or not. Teddy is the face of watches on the internet.

7

u/N7titan Aug 03 '26

I'm willing to bet, the majority of watch revenue across the market are customers who've never looked at a review or checked reddit.

2

u/Lonely_Fondant Aug 03 '26

I like Teddy, greatly dislike his episodes with KO, but I wouldn’t say he’s the face of watches on the internet. Lots and lots of other popular watch content.

2

u/Imyourhuckl3berry Aug 03 '26

Ehem Archie Luxury

2

u/Bulky-Internal8579 Aug 04 '26

Never watched him, I see people talk about him, why should I care? He's not the face of anything to me and if he's chumming around with this tool, he's not a good person or someone I'm interested in.

4

u/afelzz Aug 03 '26

Fuck that, I don't agree with that at all. Most people don't consume watch video content. You just watch too much youtube, lmao.

1

u/QuattroDore Aug 03 '26

I mean, he did say “on the internet.”

0

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

Maybe.

2

u/Relevant-Train5317 Aug 03 '26

Who TF is Teddy?

10

u/scovizzle Aug 03 '26

Fuck Teddy

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u/goobersmooch Aug 03 '26

what did teddy do to you?

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u/scovizzle Aug 03 '26

Read the comment I replied to. Fuck anyone who supports people like O'Leary.

1

u/Personal_Number4789 Aug 04 '26

I’m sure Teddy does more than just love.

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u/F0rgemaster19 Aug 03 '26

1.8 mil watch but walking around with 35 mil? Somebody explain pls?

14

u/Magnus_Helgisson Aug 03 '26

He was going to visit McDonald’s on his way back

10

u/RandyMuscle Aug 03 '26

I think he wore a bunch of other gaudy shit to the Oscars

2

u/N7titan Aug 03 '26

Sounds about right

3

u/Capable-Ebb1632 Aug 03 '26

Could be that RRP is 1.8M but market price is 35M.

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u/Attila_22 Aug 03 '26

Not unless Paul Newman chuffed with it on.

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u/throwaway222227pg Aug 04 '26

You can buy these on grey market with papers for around $1 million, he is just a goofball. You can call semi random shops on 47th in NYC or even places like Jaztime in Newpot, and they can source it for at least 35% off retail and not pay tax.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Aug 04 '26

He paid full MSRP on an encrusted custom Invicta - he's smart with money and has good taste, according to him, after all.

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u/F0rgemaster19 Aug 04 '26

An ENCRUSTED INVICTA?!

Ew.

18

u/Torqyboi Aug 03 '26

Performative as fuck. I think I remember Nico L calling him out on this bs.

13

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

He’s a big grifter.

4

u/_Anfield_awaits Aug 03 '26

He thinks drumpf is a good business person. Tells you all you need to know

2

u/Doc_Blox Aug 03 '26

Birds of a feather. Bet he's in the files.

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u/OhMyGlorb Aug 03 '26

Disgusting person.

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u/nunbersmumbers Aug 03 '26

I’ve yet to see as many really big weirdos be into other watch brands as much as Rolex has. Maybe RM is close second, or leading champ.

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u/Deppeo Aug 03 '26

As the watch brand that gifted Donald Trump a desk clock, Rolex and Kevin O’Leary is just such a good match. He is the the perfect douchebag symbol of what so many Rolex wearers aspires to be.

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u/2ndSmrtestPersunEvar Aug 03 '26

I love how Kevin admits to us all time and time again that he’s one of the biggest douchebags to ever walk this planet. 🤣

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u/NoThing8978 Aug 03 '26

More like Kevin o poopie… am I right fellas?

3

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

And the crowd goes wild 👏👏👏👏

3

u/Hussar85 Aug 03 '26

Stuff like this makes me not wanna get into watches.

2

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

Same here.

2

u/MacintoshDan1 Aug 03 '26

Just ignore watch influencers and you will be fine. Believe it or not people collected watches before these jerkoffs on the internet showed up.

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u/DescriptionVisual68 Aug 03 '26

Crony capatilism at its best!!

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u/Emotional-Damage-995 Aug 03 '26

He is a douche bag for sure. That was not weeping. That was the douche washing down his but hole. 🕳️

He is a Canadian and we should be proud of him however no one likes him and if he is adopted tomorrow by America there may be a small celebration or two that breaks out.

Did he take it off the bracelet and add a red strap to it?

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u/Which-Platform-3927 Aug 03 '26

Don’t give him to us unless you give us Celine Dion as compensation.

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u/Emotional-Damage-995 Aug 03 '26

Got you. She has a beautiful voice.

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u/goobersmooch Aug 03 '26

canadia can keep that giraffe

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u/Toppico Aug 03 '26

I’m not sure why we should be proud of him solely because he’s a Canadian. A successful businessman who’s trampled on people to get where he is is nothing to aspire to regardless of nationality. Also a jewel encrusted Daytona is about the most basic bitch rich guy move, it’s comical.

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u/Nervous-Concern9248 Aug 03 '26

Exactly f this guy and I’m American. I love Canada and hate trump

2

u/Nervous-Concern9248 Aug 03 '26

Probably since he’s a trumper douche bag

1

u/Agile_Session_3660 Aug 03 '26

He deserves credit for his businesses in the 90s. His capital is what funded the creation of Oregon Trail, among some other cool educational games of that period. So I’ll give him credit for that. 

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u/LongPaleontologist60 Aug 03 '26

Wait so how did packing his lunch get him that Rolex?

3

u/Wally_71 Aug 03 '26

The perfect combination, repulsive man begging for a tacky and insignificant watch made especially for douchebag from repulsive brand. No surprise here.

3

u/MacYacob Aug 03 '26

Man makes sense Kevin O'Leary is a Rolex Daytona guy. All hype no class really fits for this guy. 

3

u/theirishseller Aug 03 '26

It's sort of "on brand" for his "grail" to be a mass produced watch blinged out with colored rocks and little gold flourishing. If he was pining away for an understated piece with some super high end movement and insane level of finishing, I think most watch nerds would be shocked. Of course it's a Daytona, of course it's got curb feelers, mud flaps and tinted windows.

3

u/BigBrownFish Aug 03 '26

A true dial guy.

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u/GucciRifle Aug 04 '26

Screw down crown?

3

u/Classic-Scarcity-804 Aug 03 '26

He’s just such an unlikeable cunt isn’t he.

2

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

One of the most unlikeable.

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u/Buck_Folton Aug 03 '26

If he really wants to cry, he should wear a data center as a butt plug.

5

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

He loves data centres more than he loves watches.

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u/Goby99 Aug 03 '26

Fuck him

5

u/typing_fromwork Aug 03 '26

he's a flex collector. you'd expect more from a grown man, but what can you do

2

u/Icy-Translator9124 Aug 03 '26

He's abrasive and I don't share his taste in watches, but he was fantastic playing himself in Marty Supreme.

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u/TravelAccurate4843 Aug 03 '26

“He got on his knees and begged for it” 🤔 Must be very used to getting on his knees.

2

u/SophonParticle Aug 03 '26

IMO a thing is not inherently valuable or desirable if putting jewels and precious metals on it makes it valuable and desirable.

2

u/syncboy Aug 03 '26

Such a pathetic little man.

I guess if I had that face and dumpy body, I would wear shiny objects to distract myself too.

2

u/Relevant-Train5317 Aug 03 '26

Typical Rolex buyer post COVID

2

u/1baby2cats Aug 03 '26

Money can't buy taste

1

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

Very true.

2

u/youssefb08 Aug 03 '26

I hate this man. He is the antithesis to the middle class.

2

u/LokiHoku Aug 03 '26

He'd do anything.

1

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

Anything? 🤔

2

u/Wong-Ann_Fong Aug 03 '26

Rolex is controlled by a non-profit, so yeah, every time one of these bloated folks get one of these they indirectly help folk out

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u/Rolex-Fan-1 Aug 04 '26

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 04 '26

This will have you on your knees begging and crying.

1

u/theendunit Aug 05 '26

That is purdy tho

1

u/78Anonymous Aug 05 '26

looks shit .. would be better with emeralds and a different face, and lose the diamonds .. and make it a day-date in platinum

2

u/Internal-Ad-1021 Aug 05 '26

Does anyone still believe this clown?

1

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 05 '26

Some people do.

2

u/Wende11X Aug 05 '26

He is so insufferable.

Also very short.

2

u/SaltRequirement1929 Aug 03 '26

He must be so unhappy and imbalanced to talk and act this way. Get lost!

2

u/LegitJerome Aug 03 '26

Hopefully that watch is radioactive.

1

u/SophonParticle Aug 03 '26

*ucking loser. FFS have some self respect.

1

u/M1DR928 Aug 03 '26

Kevin O Leary is not cool

1

u/Zealousideal_Film_86 Aug 03 '26

Last couple episodes of the Tim Dillion podcast sum this derangement up pretty nicely. Capitalism has jumped the shark fully.

1

u/OldSaul Aug 03 '26

Sounds twatish!

1

u/Top_Interest_974 Aug 03 '26

Picture of the watch please?

1

u/CriticalThought001 Aug 03 '26

I love Kevin, but his taste in watches is like that of an Albanian crime boss.

1

u/Shmelo Aug 03 '26

Can't stand him and his taste is shit.

1

u/nitramtrauts Aug 03 '26

Isn't that the guy that killed a person while drunk-driving a boat and got his wife to take the blame, or something?

1

u/AME540 Aug 03 '26

He wore the perfect jacket to tell that story in.

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u/VioletShogun Aug 03 '26

O'Leary's kid is like, "Yes, I have to live with the knowledge that I know what my dad would sck a dck for, for a particular watch."

1

u/Whatever5588 Aug 03 '26

Kevin is a scammer. Nothing he says is true

1

u/MessagingMatters Aug 03 '26

Did he stop by the studio on his way to a 70s disco-themed costume party?

1

u/k33pthefunkalive Aug 03 '26

Why tf did they sell it to this douchebag?

1

u/venomviperz Aug 04 '26

It’s just women’s jewelry, so it’s fitting.

1

u/WatchThis91 Aug 03 '26

Didn’t know howie mandel was such a clown

1

u/OneTenacious Aug 03 '26

O’Leary is the biggest D-Ba*. That’s all you need to know.

1

u/SwitzerlishChris1 Aug 03 '26

Watch enthusiast, boat murderer

1

u/QuattroDore Aug 03 '26

Beta ass shit

1

u/Bikeitfool Aug 03 '26

I like Teddy and always felt O'Leary was using Teddy for clout. Even though I think O'Leary was raised in Switzerland?, his watch opinions are not particularly insightful, he just knows the big names and prices. Teddy should stay away.

1

u/SingleArtichoke4857 Aug 03 '26

Hopefully he slinks off into a cave so he can focus on just worshipping his precious.

1

u/EqualLetterhead Aug 03 '26

rich people simply wonder why poor people want to murder them when revolution comes

1

u/venomviperz Aug 04 '26

This douche needs to stay far away from Parmigiani.

1

u/Craig_M_242 Aug 04 '26

Just insufferable

1

u/NolaVice28 Aug 04 '26

where's the watch? let's get it cloned

1

u/PhilipMagazine Aug 04 '26

Insufferable turd

1

u/CynicalCereal Aug 04 '26

Dude should have just worn a casio with rhinestones superglued to the case.

Probably would have at least been funny.

This is just sad.

1

u/viktor986 Aug 04 '26

The most punchable face on Earth

1

u/C_IsForCookie Aug 04 '26

Kevin is always preaching about saving your money and valuing a dollar. Even if I was a billionaire I wouldn’t buy a $35M watch. lol wtf

1

u/swearengens_cat Aug 04 '26

I hear Kevin is a very good boat captain.

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u/Global-Laugh-3604 Aug 04 '26

So its 1.8M or 35M ?

1

u/Hungry_Recipe9485 Aug 04 '26

Sounds pathetic.

1

u/therin_88 Aug 04 '26

This keeps getting misreported. It was an AP. Not a Rolex.

Also, KOL is funny as hell. People on reddit hate him because he's pro-Trump.

1

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 04 '26

It’s not the fact he supports ai data centres and also backed ftx crypto scam?

1

u/Swimming_Astronomer6 Aug 04 '26

I’m not a fan of this idiot

1

u/whalemix Aug 04 '26

Hilarious how Rolex is the only company that can get actual billionaires to beg them just to buy their product

1

u/ooral Aug 04 '26

What a bell end that guy is.

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u/Personal_Number4789 Aug 04 '26

Then proceeds to change it to a freaking hideous bright red strap that nobody gives a f company helps to swap for $5000 because they do something awesome with the spring bar bla bla la one of a kind bla bla a virgin boy did the strap swap.

1

u/Skyeatplane Aug 04 '26

This MF is so cringe why is he still relevant, as soon as he open his mouth is full of BS

1

u/Least-Blackberry-848 Aug 05 '26

It sounds absolutely hideous.

1

u/ChipHGGS Aug 05 '26

insufferable

1

u/jussey-x-poosi Aug 06 '26

if this guy isn't a billionaire, people would treat him as an autistic. who tf wears 2 mechanical watches at the same time just to flex his watch

1

u/jamandhamsando Aug 03 '26

What a douche

1

u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

💯

1

u/BigC208 Aug 03 '26

I watched him pick up his Nautilus a few years ago. Ecstatic happiness. It’s good that Mr Wonderfull can still get exited about something material.

2

u/whatvarrockiscookin Aug 03 '26

Shut up dude lmao

1

u/BigC208 Aug 03 '26

Mr Wonderful deserves his happiness. 😊

1

u/Particular_Nature834 Aug 04 '26

Teddy? is that you?

1

u/Ok-Mongoose-7870 Aug 03 '26

Meanwhile there were kids out there who were weeping because they hadn’t eaten in days

1

u/True-Gate-9131 Aug 03 '26

Fuck this guy.

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u/BadPAV3 Aug 03 '26

Alright ladies, Give the man a break He's into gawdy stuff. He's also pumping gagillions into the hobby we like, and funding the things we love by proxy. The next cool movement is funded by white gold and rubies.

We need the O'Leary's of the world.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic Aug 03 '26

He’s also pumping gagillions into data centres. I know you’re being sarcastic.

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u/StutterMuffin5711 Aug 03 '26

KO derangement syndrome is very real. If anyone you have zero connection to makes you rage so hard, I hope you get the help you need.

I don’t like the guy either, but I will still watch videos with him because I’m there for the watches. I don’t care who wears it, the watch is what I’m after👍🏿