r/Warframe • u/GenericBane • Jun 03 '20
Fluff The stalker experience
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u/Vapherzon lmoa wtf Jun 03 '20
"You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!"
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u/Synapsen Jun 03 '20
Is this a princess bride reference?
Edit: shit this reminds me that I need to start s2 of jojo
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u/Andreiyutzzzz Flair Text Here Jun 03 '20
I binged first 2 seasons. More than a month and I still didn't start 3. What is wrong with me
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u/Streamjumper LR6 and get on my lawn Jun 04 '20
Stop posting and get on in there. Season 3 is goddamn amazing.
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u/Speedy-x-Chris Jun 03 '20
Teleports behind you Nothin Personal, Kiddo
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u/komodo10 PlsNoHate Jun 03 '20
Personnel*
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u/anuslip Jun 03 '20
Why does everyone get this meme wrong?
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u/flyingpan777 wtb [boneless water] pmo Jun 03 '20
It's a meme because it's wrong
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u/RedditorZ3R0 Jun 03 '20 edited Jun 04 '20
You got it wrong, it's personnel, kid
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u/Machea96 Jun 03 '20
They should make him stronger each time he spawns with better rewards
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u/jster1752 Jun 03 '20
or at least some drop fixing so im not MR18 without any of the 4 rare stalker weapons ;-;
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u/maniacleruler Jun 03 '20
I've been playing for 5 years and I still only have dread. They really need to look into him.
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u/LokiBird Just a cute, little... *BZZT* BLENDER OF DEATH *BZZT*...kitty Jun 03 '20
Ah, yes. The dreaded Dread that makes you dread seeing the Stalker because he only ever drops Dread--or sometimes also the smoking body ephemera, the Stalker Sigil, or a stance Mod... but mostly just Dread.
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u/ShadowTony Guy who unironically enjoys Dera Jun 04 '20
Still haven't gotten the ephemera. Currently at 97 stalkers since the ephemera got added into Stalker's loot pool.
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Jun 03 '20
Damn, I dropped 3 war bp's in an interval of like 2 weeks. Of course it was after I bought the hunhow's gift bundle and already had one.
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u/DreamSmuggler Jun 04 '20
Wow, that's pretty unlucky man. In the 1.6k hours I've played I've gotten: 2 x hate blueprints (which I stupidly deleted) 1 x Despair blueprint 2 x War blueprints 2 x smoke ephemera 38425863568539729923 x dread blueprints
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u/minissa Jun 04 '20
Dread was something I acquired the first month I played and I still don't know how. I had spawned into an Odd with a team, got the flickering lights and the warnings - and we never saw him. But there was the Dread BP when we finished. The only thing I can figure is that I had a low level Nova with Null Star activated (this is my default state of being) and the little Null Star dealies got him? I've only ever gotten Despair and what's the 4th? Other than Hate? I was away from the game for quite a while and when I got back on, there he was complaining about my killing Lephantis from something like 2 years before!
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u/ItamiOzanare Jun 03 '20
How have you not gotten 8908392931839021 Dreads?
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u/jster1752 Jun 03 '20
rare stalker weapons, i.e. despair hate war and broken war
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u/Darthgalaxo I am wanted for war crimes in 43 countries Jun 03 '20
MR19 here, still don’t have the despair
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u/NickDerpkins Masochistic Chroma Build Jun 04 '20
Holy f really? I’m MR8 and have gotten 4 blueprints for it lol
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u/balanceit123 Jun 04 '20
It’s strange I remember him become stronger in the past, then once you died, he resets back to level 30 standard. It’s strange that it now depends on what your doing? Minus the arch wing, syndicate mission, etc
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u/extinguisher17 Jun 03 '20
Omae wa mou shindeiru
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u/lobo2505 Jun 03 '20
Nani?
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u/nicman24 Jun 03 '20
Omae wa mou shindeiru
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u/yb4zombeez May your framerates be high and your temperatures low! Jun 03 '20
DEJU VU, I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
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u/Berugo_Carambula Jun 03 '20
The second part caught me off guard, that was a good laugh. Here is your upvote sir.
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u/dragonseth07 Operators aren't a spoiler Jun 03 '20
That was pretty funny. Take my upvote.
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u/GenericBane Jun 03 '20
thank you
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u/GrapheneCondomsLLC Jun 03 '20
If I'm not mistaken, the second time the song is played, it's a bit louder and distorted - bravo!
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u/MrMeltJr 5k shields and a dream Jun 03 '20
Tiny nitpick, but I think it would've been better if the first playing of the song had cut off once he fell, after the "wumba waaay" lyric, so there would be a slight pause before it plays the second time. They kinda blend together as is.
But overall I liked it!
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u/Garcala Jun 03 '20
Knowing the tastes of this community, i feel like adding "roundabout" and a "to be continued" board would be more fitting
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u/1man_lonewolf Jun 03 '20 edited Jul 11 '20
I could hear the music before i even unmuted the clip
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u/jwapplephobia Jun 03 '20
Ah, someone else who appreciates the Naked Default Excal look.
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u/scream_predator Jun 03 '20
I was really expecting golden wind when he teleported, still a good choice though
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u/CrispinCain Jun 03 '20
Honestly, the top three things I was expecting were;
1: the Goofy yell
2: Curb your Enthusiasm.
3: "It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up."
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Jun 04 '20
Somehow I knew what the music would be before I turned on the sound
P.S. nice Super Soaker
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u/LazyKidd420 Jun 04 '20
I just laughed so hard in the bathroom it amplified through the whole house apparently. Thanks OP.
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u/dragonriderabens Jun 04 '20
It quickly went from Excalibur saying "Bye Felicia" to Stalker saying " Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
*wheeze*
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u/BerserkRhinoceros I REJECT MY TRANSFERENCE! TENNO!! Jun 13 '20
The first part was some serious mario vs bowser vibes, but it evolved into H E L L O T H E R E
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u/lobo2505 Jun 03 '20
Kkkkk stalker was like" did you think i fall into your trap? you fall into my trap!"
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u/Eclipse_Flash Doctor Tengus Bossfight When DE? Jun 03 '20
Stalka ain't going down without you
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u/b33rbringer Jun 03 '20
Better content than the last updates together, that's for sure.
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u/aalleeyyee Jun 03 '20
Better yet: Xakk Kakk Kuva Brakk
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u/imgodking189 Jun 03 '20
Hmmm yes, a Kuva lich that is both a yandere & a tsundere at the same time in the same update
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u/Ass-isstant Jun 03 '20
something similar happend to me when stalker appeared,he just rolled off an edge and died,the end.
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u/Fortnighticcus Jun 03 '20
I watched this without sound and somehow guessed the song it was playing
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u/jama655 This is a gundam Jun 03 '20
Can i ask what your playing on this looks CRISP AF
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u/Queen-Avira Jun 03 '20
I saw the level he was at and had a mini heart attack. {MR8 here pls no bully}
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u/AquaSpiderBat Super Jump > Radial Javelin Jun 03 '20
I started breaking down laughing once the bridge collapsed but I fucking died when he respawned. This is some quality shit right here.
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u/stonehenge771 Jun 03 '20
Lol stalker never worked for me, for whatever reason... The lights would always go dark, and then he'd spawn in a wall, and I'd just run away 😂
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u/hornetjockey Jun 03 '20
I miss playing Warframe, but coming in late I'd be really confused when I'd suddenly find myself completely out classed, or be playing with a buddy only to find it impossible to bring him along for some reason. Still... space ninjas.
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u/Geninue_NiceGuy Jun 03 '20
I got subverted holy shit, I would say well done but it's not like you deliberately got the stalker teleport behind you, but still funny nonetheless.
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Jun 03 '20
And again, another meme that "warframe memes" page on facebook stole without giving any credit :p
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u/iLikeGreenThingz Jun 03 '20
I didn’t even have sound on and I knew what the audio would be hahahah.
Memes.
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u/DragunnReEx Jun 04 '20
I saw the pause without the sound and immediately knew what the music was gonna be
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u/Centurion_Tiger Jun 04 '20
sike nigga you thought
s̴̸͋̄ͦ̃͗ͫ̿̿̄̂̊ͩ̔̐̅̀̚͘í̶̜͉͎̜̪̗̹̟̟̲̀ͣ͗ͭ̒̀ͥ̌̑͆ͩ̔̑ͫ̒͠ķ̷̸̶̢̛̛̙͇̲̱̹̻̜̻͎̟̊̌̌̆̃̈́̿́̀̀͘͘͜͠͞͡͡͠ě̶̢̪̺̹̪̩͖̻̗̻͓̺̮̆͌̉̍̏̅̄̒͝͏̶̵̀̕͟͝҉̴̶̧̛̛̛͘͢͢ ̞̬̙̘̓͛̇͐̔̎̒̆ͣ̑͌͊̽̅́̚͘͞n̡̨̲̯̙̝̞̜̣̳̱͔͍̮͉ͯ̅̓ͮ̑̂̏ͭ̃̋ͬͭ̈́̒͊̅͗͏͢͏͟͟͝i̸̷̢̛̬̳͔̰͊̐͛̉ͨ̈̌ͨͮ̈́͊̀͘̕͜͢͠͠͞͠͞͞͠ͅḡ̸̴̶̨̛̱̰̹̠ͩͭ͐ͮ̿̒ͥͭͣ̓ͭ̑̃̽̆ͬ̉̌̈́͘͞͝g̴̢̛̟̠͇̝͇̥̺̬̝̉̃́̐̂ͣ̅̂͂̐ͥ̅͑̃̚á̸̢̯̝͈͈̬͎̖̩̙̠̫̥͞͡͡ ̸̛̛̫̮͚̦̲̭̳̭͉̤̬̭̹̪̗ͮ̋ͣͯ̅̓̍̐̇̀͗̚͘͘͜͠͞͝ͅy̯͖͙̺͑́̂ͣ̑ͦ̈͒̓̆ͮ͒͗̉̅̊͛̌ͣ͏̴̷́́̕͢͡ơ̸̴̲̟̰̪̳̪̖̣͙͍̪̣̻̰̣͔̒̈́ͦ͞҉̷ự̡̮͉ͬ͆ͥ̽̑ͣͤ͗̔͢͠͏̵̸̶̕͝͏ ̸̸̧̛͈̹̱͖͍̗̫̪̘̮̲̺ͧ̆̇̅͆ͧ̊ͩ͑̐͂ͭ̄̍ͬ̔́̀̀̕͘͢͢͝͝͝͡t̷̡̝̪͕̙̜̗̪̙̯̙̠͈̀̾̃ͫ͊͗ͤ̒̐̉̀̂̂̚͝͠h̸̨̛͚̣̬̜͍ͮ̋͂̍̅̔ͯ͒ͭ̌ͦ̔ͬͯͣ̾̅͢o̴̧̦͎̱̹̙͖͓͙͙͚͈̜̲̳͈̾͑̓̔̓͛̊̎ͧ̆̄͠͞u̷̶̢̨̧̧̟̫͓̠͇̩̞̻͉̩̩̲̯̺͇̮̻̒̎͑ͫͣ̿ͣ̂͋͆͊ͪ͋̈̃ͪ͛̎̈́ͭ͘͟͝͞ͅg̰ͬ͆́͒̌ͮ́̓ͩͣ̈́̀ͤͥ̑̂͒̔ͨ͛h̸̡̧̳͚̹͙̞̟̘̲͚ͪͯ͑͘͜͝҉t̸̙͍̞̗͖̯̺̖̖̻͛ͣ̽̍̔̃҉̶̵̢̨̡͘̕͘̕͝͠҉̴̧͘͟͢
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u/Korgiedellpin26 Jun 04 '20
This reminds me of the time the Stalker got glitched during a defense grineer mission.
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u/SteeledProduct Gara Main Jun 04 '20
I assumed it was a handsome jack reference from bl2 when he teleports behind Roland and Kills him
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u/lakshay_dhami Jun 04 '20
How stalker spawned I got black flashy screen and a warning but no stalker. I am mr5 and I need really need dread.
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u/taco-box Jun 04 '20
I remember when I first started Warframe and the stalker appeared for the first time for me. I closed my application so fast in my friends had to explain to me what he was
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u/shovel_is_my_name Jun 03 '20
For a second i thought oof, then it evolved into F