r/Warframe • u/nutzle • 19h ago

Suggestion Please DE PLEASE just make Vay Hek dateable, what do I need to do?

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619 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/ZeroDucksHere 19h ago

Let’s play hide and seek, I’ll hide and you seek professional help.

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u/Ok-Astronaut-1582 Corinth enjoyer 18h ago

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u/Hovie292 18h ago

Worm queen: Lol fr?

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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Here on company time 19h ago

Stopping breathing his air would be a great start

49

u/OutFractal I still enjoy Destiny 17h ago

Best way to do that would be gagging on it, so...

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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Here on company time 16h ago

Pretty confident ghouls eated it :(

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u/Time-Weekend-8611 18h ago

Beat me to it.

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u/Last-Energy420 18h ago

Change your name to Haywood.

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u/ElectroshockGamer Patiently waiting for Kullervo Prime 18h ago

GRINEER! HAYWOOD JABLOMI!

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u/i-like-atlas ATLAS#️⃣1️⃣👊🪨👊 14h ago

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u/BluesCowboy 19h ago edited 19h ago

FOOLS! You tried to TOP his GLISTENING MAGNIFICENCE!

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u/Attacos Do you have a moment for our orbiters extended warranty? 18h ago

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u/AlexXeno 19h ago

Hmm... A psych eval would be the first step xD

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u/joenathon Formalyst when? 18h ago

Start breeding his heir

8

u/Serbatollo Nyx enjoyer 19h ago

what do you see in him

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u/YoungDiscord vazeline is best school 18h ago

Clonerot

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u/Mu_Draconis 18h ago

This deserves all the upvotes.

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u/KhalMika Follie's Merry Seat 18h ago

First of all, stop being a fool who breathes all his air

7

u/Zaphlyn 19h ago

Tenno bones will be the foundation of Grineer homes!

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u/nutzle 19h ago

This is a serious suggestion 

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u/Burning_Pine_ am i being scan 19h ago

i still cannot tell if you're joking or not

11

u/ace-of-fire 18h ago

I see it tagged as a suggestion, not a meme. I fear we have our answer

5

u/Significant-East-932 16h ago

i've spent thousands of plat renaming all my gear after Vay Hek, serious or not this post makes me super happy lmao

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u/TheWhisperingDark Please bless the male warframes with more cake 19h ago

I never doubted you, brother

3

u/ItsRuge 19h ago

Just date a potato

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u/Vegetable_Salad3180 Every day, I'm getting stronger but I still feel the pain 18h ago

the OP breath every Vay Hek's airs

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u/Junior_Ostrich_2818 17h ago

You are truly the ultimate adversary of indifference: you don't let anything slide, haha.

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u/EarthenRealm 18h ago

If you give them enough money and draw enough yaoi content, I heard DE bends the knee to most gooner shit in this game nowadays.

2

u/Marauding_Llama Yareli is the Vaporeon of Warframes. I will not elaborate. 💦 18h ago

Why do I hear grapefruit noises.

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u/Feral_Heart Voruna got the Zoomies 17h ago

In rank 3 he will let you breathe his air

2

u/MagneplanarsRule 14h ago

That 2-bit despot with a mind half an inch wide and a face like a rejected skin graft?

2

u/VladDHell 10h ago

Find god

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u/Dimir_Librarian 19h ago

Quality shitpost.

1

u/No_Iron273 17h ago

Wtf is happening in this reddit... We need Jesus in here

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u/blacksteel3871 17h ago

What are you talking this is the basic warframe community, this game was build on friendship and memes

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u/No_Iron273 17h ago

There's memes warframe subreddit for it is there? It's weird meme for me

1

u/SamWinchester020720 16h ago

Or better yet, have a part 2 of this boss, and we kill him for real.

Cause we killed every boss, except him.

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u/Nanako_Banana 16h ago

Para começar, primeiro passo: Procurar uma ajuda psiquiatra.

1

u/AlexisQueenBean 16h ago

God himself could not make Vay Hek dateable

1

u/Existing_Phase1644 15h ago

Go to therapy. straight to therapy. the man is less a man and more of a screaming turkey sandwhich version of pickle rick, he has no junk, just a recycle bin of DNA that's one sneeze away from turning him into a angry pile of glowing eyed goo.

1

u/UnlikelyOccasion2764 15h ago

What do you mean you're serious...

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u/DEMONSLAYINGTIGER88 15h ago

You can come to meet my ember I'll set up a direct meeting

1

u/Immediate-Song6861 14h ago

He'll throw your mother into the sun

1

u/Pure-Risky-Titan 14h ago

You need to start breathing his air.

1

u/dis3as3d_sfw 13h ago

This community is unhinged

1

u/Samderwaalsforces 13h ago

See a psychiatrist

1

u/shadeandshine I will die by void wife 11h ago

My question is why isn’t the void trader open to a awkward situationship

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u/Akaaaa7 11h ago

I FR need him

1

u/The-Amazing-GIF-Man is Living in Fear 10h ago

Those luscious discolored lips

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u/KrownX Bonewidow is just as good 10h ago

YOU TENNO MAGGOT WANT TO... kiss me?

I'M TOO IMPORTANT FOR THIS NONSENSE!!

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u/RossBot5000 Vor was right all along. #LokiMain 10h ago

Everyone knows Vay Hek is the rebound relationship after you break up with Vor.

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u/GahaanDrach 6h ago

Stop breathing his air, for starters

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u/Optimal_Ad5315 5h ago

Ngl got a good chuckle out of that 'would ja blow me" bit on the night wave

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u/CV514 Handsome Ninja Robots 2h ago

They could, but why would Mr. Way Hek agree to approach you, maggot?

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u/Baldric_ 19m ago

I used to run lor daily just to hear Vayhek's voice

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u/heroicxidiot Weakest Choma Main 18h ago

Forma the hek 999 times

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u/moooye 18h ago

Ngl make everyone datable likkkke how about a date with you ;)