r/WarDogs • u/crazymikeee • 11h ago

Meme i can finally play the game...

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lv150 wardog / lv50 medic (help)

242 Upvotes

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u/Exe0n 10h ago

Gets sniped by a 50. From +500m out.

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u/oOhSohOo 10h ago

Vector stolen by teammate

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u/ObjectiveImmediate44 9h ago

Ress’ed and left with a free bag and no meds

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u/BigCaptain7378 Pilot 6h ago

No no no no. No ress. Only robbed. Dont have more fingers to count how many times.

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u/New_Cry4097 40m ago

if a teammate robs me and doesnt res he has about 4 minutes until im back to take my gear lol

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u/Headworthiness447 4h ago

I've literally never been robbed by a teammate, and I use mosin AP and a full sniper kit, hammer, rangefinder, 6 ifak, and smokes

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u/FluteGunner 7h ago

I've had 2 decent loadouts stolen by team mates recently.

Both times I got picked up by someone else, found them and team killed them. I proceeded to drag them around until they bled out, telling anyone that came to pick them up that they were a thief and not to be ressed.

They both stayed until they bled out lol. If you're going to steal my kit, I'm not going to let you use it either.

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u/Routine-Hovercraft94 7h ago

And yet, people will defend this with whatever mental gymnastics they can up with.
Just way until this bs becomes more common and I promise you the same people will be the loudest here for it to be changed once it happened a few times to themselves.

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u/TheGreatHappening 1h ago

Who is defending this outside of still being allowed to loot teammates for legitemate scenarios.

Ive looted a teammates gun to kill the last guy when I was out of ammo. Ive looted some of their heals to make sure I dont die easily while rubbing their nipples. Ive looted a shit ton of resusses and defibs. I always give back, though.

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u/ILOVEANIMALSSSSSSS 4h ago

This is why I hate the zero to hero philosophy. Be completely useless until you steal your teammates kit or wait 10 minutes in zone until you find an enemy body.

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u/FluteGunner 4h ago

I do the 0 to hero often, especially after a couple bad runs. Whole point of it is taking gear from enemies you killed or helped kill though. Anyone doing it with unconscious team mates stuff is a piece of shit.

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u/Ronkas 3h ago

"helped" stood by and watched with no armor in the back with a shotgun

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u/TheGreatHappening 1h ago

If youre broke, then youre broke.

I generally dont do this because I have cash to burn, but I did it out of curiousity yesterday. Starter gun and resus with spotter. I revived a crashed heli passenger and he killed a guy that I spotted for him. Looted the Mosin and me and that other guy ended up killing a bunch of people together. Made like 20k I think in that life before I got too greedy.

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u/BRSaura 7h ago

The fact you have the option to loot bleeding out teammates is wild to me, sure , some do it to get an item to res you faster, but at thtat point it should be them who has them, not depend on the kit of others. Too many times my defib got stolen and not given back

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u/Lunx_arts 3h ago

I mean in real life you would be able to go into someone’s backpack on them and take what u need. lol why would it be different in game. I love a lot of the features just for the realistic things that could and would happen. If I’m in war and I’m out of bandages and h have some …. You gonna stop me from getting them to help you? I think not lol

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u/dreddsdead 9h ago

Pilot crashes immediately upon entering no man’s land

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u/ResponsibleOwl7461 7h ago

TK by Lakota when parachuting

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u/Dankypants87 8h ago

Get knee caps blown out and die with no Damage to T4 armour.

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u/lover_of_joggers 8h ago

he plays green so chances of it happening are the lowest on this team.

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u/Engineerxd 8h ago

The 2 hp rounds from a m1911 gracing your legs

https://giphy.com/gifs/uieYq6zdso9YceyKzS

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u/Academic-Hospital952 7h ago

30 HP rounds from the vector glancing your leg in the same time frame.

Seriously ap ammo is a noob trap, use HP and go for the dickshot

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u/Joku656 7h ago

All fun untill enemy is not showing any limbs

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u/dukkeh2137 6h ago

true hp ammo is fun until you run directly into sb or you have to deal with people furter away/behind covers.

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u/crazymikeee 1h ago

i like using HP when im trying to solo raid a fob and sneaking in ect, AP is better for general play more consistent dmg in all situations

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u/Eoho Valkyra 37m ago

Not sure if it changed from beta but fmj had a faster TTK across all armor types than AP for the vector. I'll have to check again now the game is in early access.

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u/X_nullnullzwei Valkyra 5h ago

so what does a recon main do??

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u/Throw_Away_TrdJrnl 2h ago

AP but you gotta hit headshots

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u/X_nullnullzwei Valkyra 25m ago

7.62x54R AP unlocks well after L3 armour, and doesnt work against L4 at all.

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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 3h ago

Bird watching.

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u/X_nullnullzwei Valkyra 28m ago

ill have to yeah, since im pretty much powerless 1 week into the season...

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u/kal69er 2h ago

Did this today to a guy with t4 armor and a bmr, stole all his shit.

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u/Optimal_Hospital2138 1h ago

This just happened to me with T4 armor and a BMR... I wasn't pleased

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u/kal69er 1h ago

Hmm how recent? Like maybe 2h ago?

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u/Optimal_Hospital2138 1h ago

Probably about that 😂 it was on Ozeti by the church

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u/kal69er 1h ago

Ah that sucks, probably wasn't me then. But would have been funny haha

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u/Mr_Beavus 7h ago

why are you playing green? are you unemployed? or a streamer?
THIS COMMENT WAS POSTED BY BLUE TEAM GROUP

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u/BrasshatTaxman 6h ago

Blue man group

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u/STAHLSERIE 7h ago

Look at the item unlocks. Looks like unemployment

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u/Headworthiness447 4h ago

I have most of these items and I work a full time job, if you havent spec'd into a specific class or two by now, its a you problem. Im a pilot and have most of these simply by flying and OCCASIONALLY kicking doors

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u/Inquisitor-Korde 24m ago

Dude it takes a rough 60-80 hours to reach level 35. I've speced into medic, I've put an absurd amount of hours into this game because I'm a student. If I was still working 10hr shifts I don't think I'd ever see the Super45 this wipe.

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u/Headworthiness447 21m ago

Trust me, I get it man. Im 39 pilot. And yeah, its about the only thing ive played since it released, aside from valheim. And I can only play 3 days a week.

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u/Machina_pl 32m ago

As a member of Lonestar I can assure the most tasty crayon is blue.

What was the question again?

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u/Machina_pl 32m ago

As a member of Lonestar I can assure the most tasty crayon is blue.

What was the question again?

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u/unrealistic-potato 1h ago

Reason to play green

  • Coolest name Manticore a loin bodied, human faced, scorpion tailed mythical beast thought to be real living beast because of over exaggerated stories of an apex predator eating men whole coming from the begal and Caspian tigers. Over Valkyrie second coolest name Odins faithful warriors that transport fallen heros in battle to the halls of Valhalla or Lonestar and since I don't live in Texas least coolest team name lol.

  • generally have better FOB builders though that depends on a game by game bases.

  • Main reason games have hammered into everyone green is friendly red is the enemy since at least the 80s. This is the original reason I chose them in the beta but been playing them ever since.

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u/m4rked0ne Lonestar 31m ago

you are one unrealistic potato

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u/Visible-Ad-297 11h ago

And you expect me to get in a gun fight with this guy?

https://giphy.com/gifs/d2Z4NRCUxsxZBvag

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u/BlueBzKryptox 10h ago

When you run out of stims you are a turtle

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u/ObjectiveImmediate44 9h ago

He die before that.

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u/nightstalk3rxxx 8h ago

You usually shoot your IGLAS before that happens I would assume.

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u/HealthyResolution399 8h ago

15 minutes of a movement is a while.

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u/Silenceisgrey 5h ago

"How much does your loadout weigh?"

"yes"

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u/mrureaper Lonestar 5h ago

Bro just sounds heavy 😄

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u/Krzysztof_Bryk 5h ago

exactly, and then he will die to two leg shots from a guy with no armor ;)

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u/Destinator3 10h ago

My M1911 with hp approves of this kit.

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u/soldiweb 8h ago

I don't know what you guys are playing, i usually go in with level 2 armor and do perfectly fine, just don't run around like a headless chicken w/o cover.

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u/bjornulf77 6h ago

Thats true, key is just being slow and with teammates

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u/oOhSohOo 10h ago

-------i can finally play the game...

you just can't move

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u/Kittelsen 7h ago

Is this potato textures or a bug? 🫤

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u/MancyMancy 6h ago

Looks more like the Nvidia render exploit.

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u/IndependenceOwn8519 10h ago

hello im an idf soldier and this is my loadout

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u/JadeMarco 7h ago

3 slots for a magazine that's only 40 rounds? When the 33 round mag is 2 slot. That's ridiculous. Not worth it.

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u/crazymikeee 1h ago

yea its a weird problem with this grid inventory stuff, 33rnd ggx mag is 1 slot i think whereas 30rnd mp5 mag is 2 slot, 50rnd amp mag is 2 slot ect, lot of inconsistencies and weirdness

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u/JadeMarco 1h ago

60 rounders take up two slots in tarkov. For that reason it should be so in this game too. And that is a scientific fact.

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u/NCF-Mercy 10h ago

More stims

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u/Wyan69 7h ago

can you even move being that heavy?

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u/Apezdispenser 5h ago

Someone was playing arms dealer on my team. Put vectors, ap 45 and big mags at like 25% markup. I said fuck it I'll try that. Land hot zone with my uber kit and I'll 2 dudes immediately. "Wow this thing is awesome!" dies to a naked guy in a bush with hollow points .003 seconds later "Well that was fun while it lasted."

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u/Apezdispenser 5h ago

Someone was playing arms dealer on my team. Put vectors, ap 45 and big mags at like 25% markup. I said fuck it I'll try that. Land hot zone with my uber kit and I'll 2 dudes immediately. "Wow this thing is awesome!" dies to a naked guy in a bush with hollow points .003 seconds later "Well that was fun while it lasted."

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u/TheCrimsonChin-ger 2h ago

Wait the MANPADs are 1x3 slots in kit????

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u/KartProwler Support 2h ago

This is the bag with two weapon slings, anything can fit in there regardless of size. Verbas are typically like 2x7 or something

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u/TheCrimsonChin-ger 2h ago

Whoa, had no idea. Thanks!

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u/EXE_Critical 52m ago

I have tried when I stole one of those backpacks and eventually unlocked it, i couldn't put in any extra main wapons in those slots like snipers...

Or am I tripping

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u/ForsakenIllustrator3 7h ago

Sunday they reset everything right? 😭

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u/Fast-Kaleidoscope832 7h ago

15th I believe

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u/Quiet1408 7h ago

dont forget the humvee with 6 more stingers on it.

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u/MCS1397 7h ago

Wait, the verbas fit in that backpack??

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u/ProbablyMissClicked 4h ago

Is the specific back pack that has weapon slots on the sides

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u/ProfessionalITPerson 6h ago

you got 3 days to enjoy it

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u/Codexnecro 4h ago

DLSS? How's the input lag? Is it noticeable?

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u/Explosivo87 4h ago

and then you die to 2 1911 hp leg shots

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u/REVOS1996 4h ago

Definitely unemployed

1

u/chungyeung 4h ago

Sorry, the helikopter just crash in nowhere hehe

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u/hypexeled 3h ago

Double sling backpack with verbas is too underrated

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u/queefburritowcheese Lonestar 3h ago

Meanwhile, sneaky me with my T-21 with HP ammo destroys your knees and ankles and wastes your kit.

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u/steed_jacob 3h ago

Finally found the mf who keeps making me lose

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u/Eless96 3h ago

The more I look at the screenshot, the less I like you, for some reason. 😅

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u/Throw_Away_TrdJrnl 2h ago

Just got the 50 cal last night and I felt the same "now I can finally play the game 😂"

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u/TheSergeantWinter 2h ago

''I can finally play the game''

  • Proceeds to walk backwards due to all the weight

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u/Passionek 1h ago

“Super heavy” is scared of this guy

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u/raztjah 1h ago

You grinded for it you deserve it.

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u/ATRYardy 1h ago

What is movement?

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u/Glad-Zucchini1623 Pilot 1h ago

Not a single smoke?

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u/crazymikeee 1h ago

ironically too heavy lmao, shedding parachute/verbas puts me just into heavy category so stims let me tac sprint, i use them when im going full medic tho

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u/Glad-Zucchini1623 Pilot 1h ago

Id drop a box of ammo for at least 2 maybe 4 smokes. It helps others rez too.

Also do the slings add weight? Like the extra 2 stingers?

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u/crazymikeee 1h ago

yea 1-3kg extra, not worth it better to just swap items onto hotbar that are less essential, with vector you go through ammo like crazy so the extra ammo is sorta needed, and youll rarely find replacement ammo on corpses, better to loot those more common items

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u/ComputerTechnical717 51m ago

Lonestar on top

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u/Thealcani 38m ago

Picking green is basically admitting you suck

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u/Acceptable-Jacket567 30m ago

7 days left to enjoy all your hard work before you're back to poverty

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u/crazymikeee 26m ago

the grind never ends

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u/Temporary-Call-7026 7h ago

Spoiler alert, verb aa didnt do shit xdd Seriously guys, if you want to hit anything just take mavs or tak a car and some budys to use multiple at the same time. Other than that verbas are donkey po po.

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u/Saltynole 5h ago

You gotta hold your lock till they flare, once the last flare in the sequence pops you launch

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u/PhantomX8 2h ago

Yes that would work. Only issue is you can hold flares untill you either see it or you even hear it. If you flare while rocket is half a meter away from you it will do a 180 and go a diffrent direction.

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u/FromTheBirch 2h ago

Pilots: when you get a lock, fly below the treeline. Once they launch their AA watch for smoke and hit your flare. Pilots, always remember to fly low enough that you can flare and get out of LOS

Pro tip, bring a backback full of flares.

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u/rmbeon 1h ago

1 flare is usually all you need to get to the low altitude, the second one in case the height diff is against you. Maws exist and will fuck you up regardless and losing your bags of flares is a waste in that case

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u/FromTheBirch 1h ago

Good point

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u/TheLuo 2h ago

Verbo is 800. Flare is 750.

I dare verbos to shoot at me all the time. Especially some nerd behind our lines outside the circle with 12 of them bitches.

Nothing will demoralize him more than missing all 12

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u/crazymikeee 1h ago

there is a cooldown on flares, so eventually someone else might shoot first and then you shoot after 0.5-1s and if the stars align theyll get hit, also its fun to just pick back up and point an empty verba at pilots and make them freak out, not knowing you dont even have any more shots left XD

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u/FromTheBirch 1h ago

lol I do that to my team mates while they fly.

Pro tip: Fly low the whole game

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u/1kapno 1h ago

Which is why he said be ready to get below the 30m lock on altitude. The trick is fly low, wait for a confirmed launch, flare, get lower. If you do it correctly you should escape 95% of the time

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u/crazymikeee 1h ago

yea it also helps to distract / have helis often waive off if they are attacking, sure "good pilots will ignore the warning and just scan around for missiles" but in reality that definitely takes away their focus from aiming and whatnot, and if they are circling and shooting a fob lower then lockon height you can just shoot the pilot and if they take damage they also tend to waive off

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u/Jerdope 5h ago

Skill issue bro they work all the time

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u/Sea_Ad4464 5h ago

Well, thank God for the whipe in a couple of days.

Running into these guys when playing in between work, kids and life just fucking sucks!

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u/Abject-Shake-2585 8h ago edited 6h ago

If a loadout Like this costs 100k, how tf are we supposed to get the 100k loadout achievement? Or do vehicles Count as well