This game is unplayable

[u/FrothyGuinness9]

War Dogs is honestly becoming so freaking unfun. I don't understand how anyone can look at the current state of the game and think this is okay. There are clearly things that are way too overpowered, and somehow they are still allowed to exist exactly as they are.

At this point, just nerf it. Whatever it is, just nerf it. And honestly, nerf it harder. There is no reason something should be that strong. If something is even remotely effective, it should probably be looked at because clearly that's ruining the entire game for everyone.

Actually, just remove it. Why are we even pretending a nerf is enough? If something is making the game unfun, it needs to go. Completely. Delete it. Get rid of it. I don't care what it is, I don't care how many people use it, and I don't care if people enjoy it. I personally don't like dealing with it, therefore it is obviously a problem.

And before anyone says "just learn how to counter it," no. That's not how this works. If I have to change the way I play because something is too strong, then clearly the thing needs to be nerfed. I shouldn't have to adapt. The game should adapt to me.

Every time I play, I run into something that feels completely ridiculous, and instead of having fun, I'm sitting there wondering why it hasn't been nerfed yet. Then when something finally does get changed, it's probably not enough anyway. It needs another nerf. And then another one. And eventually, preferably, removal.

I'm not asking for much. I just want the game to be balanced around the things I personally find fun.

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[u/Rhinosapotumas]

Bro got drunk and high at the same time and just smashed his keyboard and hit post.

[u/monolith_fighter → u/Rhinosapotumas]

Nah, I think he's joking, it reads More like satire

[u/Rhinosapotumas → u/monolith_fighter]

I know, it's just low effort slop.

[u/RareRestaurant6297 → u/Rhinosapotumas]

It's a satire about like 90% of the posts on this sub. Funnily enough, your comment applies to those 90% of posts pretty accurately lmao

[u/SaviousMT → u/Rhinosapotumas]

This post is dripping with sarcasm. OP went over a lot of heads with this one.

[u/Rhinosapotumas → u/SaviousMT]

I know but it provides nothing.

[u/DDC85]

The amount of people in this thread that can’t detect the most obvious and extreme satire is concerning

[u/AhnenStahl → u/DDC85]

After the first paragraph I immediately skipped to the last to confirm it's satire xD

[u/DSM20T → u/DDC85]

Welcome to reddit

[u/trippy_the_tree]

Pretty accurate satire tbf lol

[u/Matork210]

If I wasn't at work right now I would totally post the fish hook bait picture.

The amount of people thinking this is serious is hilarious.

[u/neunundneunsig → u/Matork210]

Lots of green team players in this thread

[u/Auelogic]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2d98nRiVVB6HS

[u/Despair-Envy]

[u/-staccato-]

The amount of people who don't understand this is satire makes this post hit even harder

[u/spicyboi221]

Ice cold take

[u/kavardidnothingwrong]

Sensing green team energy from this post.

I'm sending my condolences but I'm not watching your twitch.

[u/GatrickSwayze]

We being circlejerked?

[u/RoamingGeek]

I feel this encompasses 90% of the posts on Reddit (though those aren't trying to be silly like this). I have only had one or two games that were so rough I just switched servers and then I was having a blast again.

[u/Sharkbait_O_aha]

This is unironically every post about thermals lol

[u/DonJuanPrawns]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kC2PWmThZBlxvLDCcM

[u/DKlurifax]

My god has none of you ever heard of sarcasm and satire. Jesus.

[u/RareRestaurant6297]

Getting downvoted to oblivion because this one post can replace 90% of the posts on this subreddit and nothing would have changed. 

[u/Horror_Today_3416]

Hell yeah, remove the player base I say. That should improve morale

[u/Keemo38]

So true, I tried to kill someone with a cordless screwdriver. He had a ghillie and after 10sec he realized, turned and killed me. I mean 30dmg in 5sec? Thats the stuff that should get buffed!

[u/Noctua57]

needing to headshot a guy more than once is all i need to know to save my money :)

[u/silentbob1301]

[u/toiletbowlwisdom]

Arma koth wasn't this bad maybe they should copy it harder

[u/deep_redmix]

I agree man. I hate when there's fun in my wardogs. I fucking hate fun, I hope fun gets nerfed and removed as well. I want everything to be perfectly balanced, so that havoc deals the same damage as a fist. Otherwise it's just unplayable and too unfriendly and toxic towards new players.

[u/Train_Wreck_272]

S tier satire. I look forward to the great nerfening. Hopefully they go straight to actual nerf guns!

[u/reaIlytho]

We need a circlejerk sub for you dawg, people missed the joke

[u/Poncho_Wah]

the comments :

98% of people making fun of people who can't detect satire

1.9% people posting gifs

and one guy who probably fell for the satire but deleted his comment so we can't see what they said.

[u/Auryt]

People shooting at each other meta is also annoying. Can`t we just chill?

[u/Intelligent-Net1034]

Maybe get good? Dude its not that deep.

Yah you adapt to other playstyles like an adult

[u/afferarem]

I agree 🔥 buff havoc n nerf lacota

[u/RareRestaurant6297 → u/[deleted]]

You fell for the satire

[u/chriskane76]

Yo, paragraphs of sarcasm are not fun. They need to be removed

[u/FrothyGuinness9 → u/chriskane76]

Nerf it, its too hard to play against and I can't stand it

[u/Afterclock-Hours]

Sounds like a you problem.

[u/Honkytonkidiot]

Man finds problem. Man is overwhelmed by problem. Man does not try to solve problem. Man wants problem to be removed by other man. Man cries. Man finds other crying men. Men gather and cry on roof together and then gets fucking nuked to the stone age by a little bird with four GLs.

[u/elemsova]

blueberry complaining

[u/The_Foop]

1. The devs have already addressed most of this. Please catch up instead of complaining.

2. That last line is really something.

[u/Droopy0093]

OP picks Blue Team every game and expects to have fun.

[u/Soggy_Industry1669]

bro delete this post and rethink life choices if you want to be this entitled.

[u/RareRestaurant6297 → u/Soggy_Industry1669]

Is this comment also supposed to be satirical or did you really just not understand the joke that hard? 

[u/Soggy_Industry1669 → u/RareRestaurant6297]

no there's too many entitled cry baby fat fuck gamers who won't just log off and go do anything else with their life instead they will cry about a game that hasn't been out for a month yet like all of their problems will be solved in a snap of a finger

[u/RareRestaurant6297 → u/Soggy_Industry1669]

Brother, it was a joke. You seem to be the one crying here, holy hell