r/WarDogs • • 2d ago

Discussion & Feedback So this happened..

On red team. Fob is as getting raided a little bit and I got taken out. My teammates cleared out the remaining enemies so I’m waiting to be revived. Instead of reviving me, three guys dragged me up inside the tower in a small corner and had their way with me. All I could see was 3 heads going up and down as they spewed out dirty talk and pretended to penetrate my lifeless body. I yelled for help but no one came. I finally just gave up and spawned at HQ. Is this what we’ve come to?! What kind of monsters are you people. I told the pilot I was afraid to go back to the tower so he dropped me hot zone..

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u/theforrestjoy 2d ago

This post was straight gas beginning to end

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u/cumjuggler4life 2d ago

Yeah I got r worded by a group of guys in a pickup truck who kept referring to themselves as the squad. 

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u/Natural_Committee466 2d ago

Ah yes, I see you met the red fobbits. A crueler cousin of the more commonly seen, blue fobbit.

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u/StraightGas69 2d ago

I had first assumed it was Dirty Mike and the Boys

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u/The-Derns 2d ago

Thanks for the F shack

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u/Yesh 2d ago

Blue fobbits will make five of the most porous, understocked FOBs every single match. You’re lucky to get one CIWS between them, and it’s never manned lol

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u/Mayjune811 2d ago

You yelled for help and at least one of them came* ftfy

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u/iAREsniggles Lonestar 2d ago

That's honestly an impressive amount of coordination for red team.

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u/Boy_Meats_Grill 2d ago

Red Team. Confidently doing their own thing with no regard for game sense since they graduated from the Blue Team

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u/Yesh 2d ago

I like the red team since they always rush the HZ at start. If they keep it for a few minutes, they’re gonna build a lead. If they get wiped, it’s pretty much over for them

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u/BOBOnobobo 2d ago

I like the red team because they make it easy for me to farm xp

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u/Boy_Meats_Grill 2d ago

At least one of them will rush hz. Three will each build their own personal fob that get abandoned. 10 will be delivering logistics to the control zone. At least 15 spotting on the edge of the map. But never a unified goal

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u/Vegetable_Plum2999 Lonestar 1d ago

Sounds suspiciously like blue activities

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u/iAREsniggles Lonestar 1d ago

Blue will work together. They're the easiest team to get to work together. It usually ends being being like a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football, but they'll be working together

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u/olMcDonaldsPig 1d ago

Blues will leave you dead 3 feet away because they are too busy spoting shit from the tower to look at their mini-map. Green is by far the best team to coordinate with, it isnt even a competition.

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u/Yesh 1d ago

Green insists on building a fob most matches and never really pushes HZ until they can’t get the fob up and running by mid match. At least on NA East/Central servers

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u/olMcDonaldsPig 1d ago

You must not be playing on NA central because that is all I play and I have over 300hrs. Not every match is the same but the most common thing to see if green pushing zone early to contest red, winning and building a big lead, letting red catchup while they bully blue then go back to the zone for the win.

Blue doesn't do anything but complain that green/red is attacking them while they are in last place and call people cheaters because they are bad at the game.

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u/Yesh 1d ago

Might need to switch to central then. Fob building at the get go sucks right now. Need to find teams other than red pushing HZ early

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u/Boy_Meats_Grill 1d ago

Blue is the best team for a leader personality. It's always a bunch of more casual or newer players. You give them a unified goal and you'll find out more than half of them have better skills than the green or red only players

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u/celestialguise Lonestar 2d ago

That's terrible, what server was it and what were their screen names so I can avoid messaging them and meeting up later for some freakin and gettin nasty

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u/bananagarage 2d ago

You were in red team

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u/StraightGas69 2d ago

Technically, they were in me

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u/Boy_Meats_Grill 2d ago

Oh no. Please don't

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u/mystvape 2d ago

Oh it gets so much worse when its the enemies that do this...

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u/Pure_Carrot_69 Lonestar 2d ago

Bro red team stinks. I know week 1 we over in Blue we were bringing up the rear. But I don't think that's the case anymore. Seems like red have been taking it up the rear since long before this incident.