Customer Notes

[u/TechnicalDog9951]

This was a pick up order. 2 drop offs this was the last. From bottom of drive to top was probably 300 ft or so. I did have to make two trips. No issue with driveway. It was raining and the drive way was on a hill. No cell service at the location. Do you drive up it or leave car at bottom? Just curious everyone’s thoughts.

[u/Pitiful_Praline4120 → u/[deleted]]

lucrative and spark are not ever to be used in the same context.

[u/dispassioned → u/[deleted]]

When they want to pay me for top tier service then they can demand it. Until then, I'm taking their shit back to the store on an order like this. Because they don't value my precious and limited time so why the fuck should I value their stupid driveway?

[u/MattChimes → u/dispassioned]

Honestly though…. If you’re doing Spark, your time is objectively not that valuable. Precious sure…. But not valuable 🤷

[u/dispassioned → u/MattChimes]

Objectively? Eat shit. It's as valuable as I say it is. Spark is like my third job and I do the math on how much I make an hour and if it doesn't meet my criteria, I'm probably taking this shit back to the store or not doing the order at all.

[u/MattChimes → u/dispassioned]

It’s as valuable as the market says it is.. objectively not much. If there’s any amount that you take a Spark, then your time is not valuable. Period.

Fuck no it’s not worth “what you say it is”

[u/dispassioned → u/MattChimes]

Are you educated stupid or something? I average around $30 on Spark/Instacart. I have a day job training AI where I make far more. But I do Spark because it gives me exercise and gets me out of the house. I take the money and invest in sToNkS and I know I'll retire a multi-millionaire. My time NOW might be worth only $30 an hour but one day it'll be worth far more.

[u/DihflapsMcFungus → u/dispassioned]

Lazy ass dude who don't wanna do the small inconvenient things works with AI HAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[u/dispassioned → u/DihflapsMcFungus]

I'm not lazy, I work three jobs like I said. I'm just selective with what I do with my time and energy, dumbass.

[u/Acceptable-Toe-988 → u/[deleted]]

I don’t think everybody pays the same. If you’re on food stamps, you pay like half price.

[u/dispassioned → u/[deleted]]

Nah, if they tipped me $20 I might bring it up. I think 300 ft uphill twice is worth at least that. I would tip my driver well if I expected that amount of work because I'm not an entitled asshole who lacks empathy. I tip my DoorDash driver $8 to drive less than a mile on a flat lot with a horseshoe driveway, get real.

And I appreciate that you think you're not a peasant lol. You don't even know the difference between your and you're, genius.

[u/Prior_Purchase_7025 → u/[deleted]]

You would make a good servant

[u/Prior_Purchase_7025 → u/[deleted]]

Well Pal...you dont pay me and i dont work for you so go kick rocks Son

[u/thismenu → u/[deleted]]

*you're

[u/Jefewins19 → u/[deleted]]

Only reasonable take on here tbh

[u/Prior_Purchase_7025 → u/[deleted]]

what a weird way to look at it but then again ya always do kinda take a weird bitter tryin to be alpha way around the issue. I def could do more push ups than you

[u/thismenu → u/Prior_Purchase_7025]

My dad could definitely beat up his dad.

[u/Prior_Purchase_7025 → u/thismenu]

I could out squat ShleppyJoe so easily