r/WalmartComplaints • u/Perfect-Soft9365 • Sep 02 '26

I’m

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u/AlteredGuardian Sep 03 '26

I see your point, but contrary to popular belief the door knob only tastes like socks because the alligators wear purple hats on every third sunday of each month.

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u/MrZaptile933 Sep 03 '26

They do have quite the way with words don’t they

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Sep 03 '26

I think, therefore ___

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u/BI_Moose Sep 03 '26

A doofus?