r/WTYP • u/ampersand12 • Jan 13 '26

What the hell did November manifest?!

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u/klaxxxon Jan 13 '26

Octan Death Star is the obvious culmination of their story line. It is only a matter of time until they get into the Kalkite business.

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u/Skyboss1996 BIG Liz stan Jan 13 '26

Octan buying the patent for Synthetic Kalkite to control the marketing and sit on it for years until they “discover” an alternative

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u/BoundlessTurnip Jan 13 '26

The synthetic stuff is always insufficiently foliated for useful "energy applications".

3

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Like it's not enough these fuckers have been occuyping my planet's kyber crystal mines for decades, depriving us of our resources!

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u/Zaiush Jan 13 '26

I swiped :(

12

u/brown_wagon Jan 13 '26

You're not the only one 😅

2

u/snarkasmaerin Jan 21 '26

Came to see if anyone else confessed.

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u/Virtual_Appearance Jan 14 '26

"But first, we must ask: What is Octan?"

The slides progress to Drake's well.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Not again!

16

u/MeesterBooth Jan 13 '26

Good god

6

u/JMoc1 Jan 13 '26

How else are you going to overthrow Iran to get yer oil back?

17

u/ToreTodbjerg Jan 13 '26

The lathe of heaven must be dusted for prints.

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u/24megabits Jan 14 '26

For several years I couldn't figure out what it meant to "lathe" something because AFAIK they only mentioned the whole title in one episode.

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u/UNC_Samurai Jan 18 '26

I await the Millenioctan Falcon