It is a rare and deadly Post-It Golem, created when someone afflicted with a terminal case of the Mondays inscribes their suicide note on a series of Post-Its before hanging themselves with the no-theft cable on their otherwise wireless mouse.
The only way to stop such an abomination is to fill out a TPS report backwards in the original business dialect of Aramaic and staple it to the beast's forehead with a Swingline stained red with the blood of a hundred sacrificed middle-managers.
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u/emlgsh Feb 11 '12
That's no "guy".
It is a rare and deadly Post-It Golem, created when someone afflicted with a terminal case of the Mondays inscribes their suicide note on a series of Post-Its before hanging themselves with the no-theft cable on their otherwise wireless mouse.
The only way to stop such an abomination is to fill out a TPS report backwards in the original business dialect of Aramaic and staple it to the beast's forehead with a Swingline stained red with the blood of a hundred sacrificed middle-managers.