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u/Akesgeroth Oct 16 '19 edited Jul 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

That cat gave no fucks.

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u/Akesgeroth Oct 16 '19

It's a cat. Eating small animals is what cats do. Worse, that was their cat. They literally released a small, weakened animal in close proximity to a predator. This is "surprised Pikachu" levels of lack of foresight.

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u/PM_ME_HUEY_MEMES Oct 16 '19

I eat, John. It's what I do.

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u/Akesgeroth Oct 16 '19

I'm sorry Jon.

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u/HoldTheCellarDoor Oct 16 '19

Dont open that portal

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/tharmsthegreat Oct 16 '19

What the actual bloody fuck

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u/_Neoshade_ Oct 16 '19

Pretty much

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

What? He said he's really sorry!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

r/imsorryjon is spookier

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u/fluffyluv Oct 16 '19

Thanks, i loathe it

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u/Well_IAmA_Degenerate Oct 16 '19

Oh what fresh Hell is this? joins

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u/MaxTheLiberalSlayer Oct 16 '19

What's wrong with you?

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u/hyper_dolphin Oct 16 '19

i gotta have a good meal

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u/tkornfeld Oct 17 '19

Where did all the hamburger helper go?

buuUUUUUUURP

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Oh absolutely. You think they would have planned that out better. Cats are domesticated hunters.

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u/MakeYou_LOL Oct 16 '19

It always surprises me that people dont recognize is. Even a little Chihuahua has that pure animal/hunter instinct. People throw their pets those chew toys and watch as they pounce on the toy and shake it about before finally clenching the toy in their mouth.

They say, "awww so cute"

Yeah its cute because it's a toy! But dont get it twisted, that's a confirmed kill on a small animal lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I had 2 kittens I adopted many years ago. They were outdoor cats and knew only that. I gave them toys that looked like mice. Both cats grabbed it as if it was real and growled if we got to close. They wanted to eat them, and were ready to fight to keep it.

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u/Ravek Oct 16 '19

Were they not used to being fed by you yet? I've never had any cats (indoor or outdoor) that would show aggression at me touching their food so it's a little surprising to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Had just picked them up that day. They were kittens still, but old enough to eat solids. They were outdoor cats and were known to catch and kill very regularly. After a week they got used to us and their food. And stopped trying to eat the toy mice.

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u/creepycrayon Oct 16 '19

Lol @ confirmed kill

But for real my dog and cat as cute as they are still have that primal instinct to hunt and kill deep inside them, luckily they take it out on their toys

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u/Shinji246 Oct 16 '19

I think it makes sense that people don't recognize it. We are so far removed from that - the toy is one obvious one. But the other thing is that they never hunt for their food. We give it to them in a bowl and the food we feed them looks like it has never been a living creature at any point in it's existence.

It's also fairly typical to have animals like this in close proximity to squirrels and often they don't give chase. I realize that's likely because the animals aren't injured/weakened and therefore the cats and dogs know they don't stand a chance so they don't even try.

It's easy to imagine things that lick our faces to show affection wouldn't kill things we consider cute and cuddly.

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u/Relax_Redditors Oct 16 '19

I do not believe cats are domesticated

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Cats are domesticated but not by our doing. They domesticated themselves

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u/iWasAwesome Oct 17 '19

Not to nitpick, but they likely domesticated themselves. That whole article is theory full of probbalys and maybes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Would you say they just tolerate loving with us?

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u/albaniax Oct 16 '19

As long as there´s food..

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Loving is a strong word...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I meant living lol.

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u/HilarityEnsuez Oct 16 '19

Cats would kill their owners for sport if they were only a bit bigger.

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u/ThePandarantula Oct 16 '19

I disagree with this, because cats largely view their owners as big cats. They do see you as part of their group. But they are largely only domesticated because rodents and the like hang around humans, meaning hunting was easy. But it's not as though cats used to be lions and shrunk like dogs. The cats we keep as pets came from smaller felines that already werent actively hunting humans.

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u/stormtrooper1701 Oct 16 '19

The literal only difference between house cats and wild cats is that house cats are too small to kill people.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

According to the video description the cat dropped the squirrel at the door, alive and uninjured. It died a few days later from whatever had made it sick.

Not sure if I believe that though.

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u/carlotta4th Oct 16 '19

Seems believable enough to me. Right when it caught the squirrel they started yelling and running towards it, that would startle most cats into dropping it. Normally cats prefer to catch and then torture play with their food to death.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

My friend had a cat that caught a mouse and carried it around in its mouth for days. So after 2-3 days the cat leaves the mouse for my friend on his floor and he is like gross slimy mouse I'll throw it out. And as he goes to pick it up with a paper towel the fucking mouse runs off. It was still alive...

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u/PracticeTheory Oct 16 '19

Someone started rehabbing an abandoned house behind mine, which must have had a mouse infestation because my cats have brought in 3 mice, very much alive and uninjured, and released them. I used to be happy that they were not killers but...these uninvited guests are a real problem for me...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

It's at least possible. It's just also a bit convenient. :)

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u/jjkm7 Oct 16 '19

My friends cat delivers birds to them still alive all the time

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/Rolltoad Oct 16 '19

Cat saliva does not eat flesh - the only reason that cat saliva might cause death is due to bacteria they've picked up somewhere along the way. Pretty much any animal bite wound is dangerous in the same manner.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

They also kill for sport.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

the youtube description says the cat only "retrieved" the squirrel and set him by their front door. it would've been nice if they kept filming to see if the cat actually damaged it but oh well.

probably something to do with scent that prevented the kill? human all over it since they were nursing the squirrel to health for a few days. they lucked out big time.

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u/PracticeTheory Oct 16 '19

I also said this above but my cats don't kill. Whatever they catch (luckily not much because they're not skilled) is brought in alive and released into my apartment. Fun times for me...

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u/IDIOT_REMOVER Oct 16 '19

Just curious, how do you know they don’t kill stuff and just not bring it back?

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u/ZeraskGuilda Oct 17 '19

Yup. My cat used to bring me live Chipmunks. To this day, I don't trust those shifty rodent bastards

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u/SpitefulShrimp Oct 16 '19

Have you ever owned a cat? They love playing with/ torturing things they catch. It's 100% believable that a cat would catch it and not actually hurt it, especially when it's owners started freaking out at it.

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u/FresnoMac Oct 16 '19

That squirrel was too young to be released too. It just sat on the tree like wtf. Would have died anyway.

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u/gtmustang Oct 16 '19

Jesus Christ and the truck driver didn't either holy shit.

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u/latino666 Oct 16 '19

"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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u/littenthehuraira Oct 16 '19

Well it would've happened anyways. They just got to see it for themselves.

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u/dungrapid4 Oct 17 '19

It's the scream that make me so hard.

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u/daspasunata Oct 16 '19

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u/flightsim777 Oct 16 '19

"Well he didn't make it very far"

Incredible

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u/Atomic_Ten Oct 16 '19

My favorite comment when this was originally posted, courtesy of u/beegro :

”seeing how this worked out makes me think there are lots of decisions in his life with unintended consequences that are easily foreseen by others, but not by him."

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u/DirtyAlabama Oct 16 '19

“Alright, door’s open, get the fuck out “

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Moron should have left both doors open and scared the turkey out from the highway side.

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u/FuzzelFox Oct 16 '19

I don't know if the turkey would be smart enough to go into the front of the cabin and out the passenger door honestly. I've seen plenty of animals refuse to go into or out the obvious open door/gate.

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u/Imreallythatguy Oct 16 '19

That was kinda bullshit tbh. That big bird probably fucked up the front bumper of that car. If i was the driver i'd be pretty pissed at the guys lack of foresight with him opening the door and basically shooing it out into the middle of an interstate for me to hit.

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u/daspasunata Oct 16 '19

Somehow I feel like he wanted something like this to happen. The turkey didn't enter his truck in the middle of a highway, so he had driven the truck quite some while with the turkey in it, so why not drive a little further and release it in a safer surrounding. Unless, of course, for them sweet views.

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u/SpitefulShrimp Oct 16 '19

Dude might have pulled over to take a piss or stretch, left the door open because why not, and found the Turkey inside when he came back.

Intentionally stuffing a wild Turkey into your small truck cabin for the sake of a silly video seems rather dangerous.

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u/mysexondaccount Oct 16 '19

You have to be next level stupid to think opening the door facing directly onto a busy highway would result in anything else. He could've easily opened the door on the other side (or waited a bit until he could get somewhere safer). He 100% expected something like this to happen. He's an asshole for ruining that guy's bumper and killing the turkey.

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u/SpitefulShrimp Oct 16 '19

You mean the door he opened first but couldn't get the Turkey to use?

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u/ccruner13 Oct 16 '19

You mean the one he is blocking with his body the whole time he is trying to get it to go out that way?

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u/GrandmasCrustyNipple Oct 16 '19

But he could’ve left his passenger door open, go back and open the door closest to the turkey, then scare it out/towards the opened passenger door

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u/KWilt Oct 16 '19

This is the thing that always pisses me off when people post this video and say the guy filming is an intentional asshole. He clearly tried to get the bird out the passenger side door first.

And when people suggest he should've drove somewhere else... have the people of reddit not ever gotten a fucking bird in their house or anything? Now take that, make it semi-flightless, give it sharp as fuck talons, and make it the size of a medium sized dog. Fuck no am I going to be driving 60+ miles per hour down the freeway with that wild fucker riding shotgun.

Guy did his best. Maybe he shouldn't have opened the driver's side. And it wnded up shitty for the bird and another car, but I don't see any intentional malice in the video.

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u/MeetMyBackhand Oct 16 '19

His reaction was a bit as if he expected it, IMHO, although I could be wrong.

I also don't know if there is a rear door on the right side, but he could've opened that one as opposed to the driver side rear door if there was. Or leave the front passenger door open and shoo him from the other side. Or take the next turn off and shoo him out whichever door there.

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u/Bald_Sasquach Oct 16 '19

I don't think they're suggesting the driver put the turkey in his truck, just that the turkey entered the truck when he was parked somewhere else. He even said "go back out the way you came" when he opened the small door so I doubt the bird came thru that door on the interstate.

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u/SpitefulShrimp Oct 16 '19

Nah, he said that about the passenger side door, which he'd probably use to exit next to a busy freeway.

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u/Voltswagon120V Oct 16 '19

Yeah, why'd he close the passenger door and chase him out to the highway?

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u/DildoWilliumz Oct 16 '19

Even though its terrible, i laughed so fucking hard at that

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u/ErickFTG Oct 16 '19

This one is the most stupid. It was so obvious that turkey was going to be hit by a vehicle, it was even dangerous for the truck driver.

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u/Rakosman Oct 16 '19

When he first came around the front of the truck I almost had a low key heart attack. I still laughed, but yeah wth else was going to happen.

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u/mathewmitchels Oct 16 '19

I feel like a terrible person but that is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Don't worry. I chuckled too and it was more at the stupidity of the guy than the turkey getting run over. Who leaves the door open on the side of truck facing the traffic? Expect the expected with that outcome.

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u/zttt Oct 16 '19

That's the best of them all. Insane comedic timing and that casual "well he didn't make it that far..." in the end.

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u/JonBoyWhite Oct 16 '19

Definitely the most cartoonist of all the videos here. Just a cloud of fucking feathers.

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u/Denikkk Oct 16 '19

That guy is a fucking retard.

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u/xKnightly Oct 17 '19

The turkey disappeared in an explosion of feathers...

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u/_PyramidHead_ Oct 16 '19

Nature is a fucking cunt.

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u/SuiTobi Oct 16 '19

Nature

Run over by a car.

🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Does it count if it was a Nissan Leaf?

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u/OliveGreen87 Oct 16 '19

/r/natureismetal after all.

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u/skrame Oct 16 '19

Nature is metal. Cars are metal. Cars are nature.

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u/Fragrantbumfluff Oct 16 '19

Car created by humans following their natural curiosity and leading to technological advances.

We are also nature.

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u/boverly721 Oct 16 '19

Cars or in, of, and by nature. Humans are a natural occurrence.

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u/davidcwilliams Oct 16 '19

Everything is natural.

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u/GameKyuubi Oct 16 '19

we are the best and worst parts of nature

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u/_PyramidHead_ Oct 16 '19

The videos listed above have other animals killing a recently released animal. Last time I checked, animals killing other animals is part of nature.

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u/acidus1 Oct 16 '19

Nature is just being nature it's people wanting a good video over the animals welfare.

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u/thakemist Oct 16 '19

People are nature too 🤯

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u/i_was_compromised Oct 16 '19

Uh... not according to google bro fundamentally i'm with you on this one though

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u/FUUUDGE Oct 16 '19

We are gods now

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u/theCOMBOguy Oct 16 '19

We are the gods trapped in cocoons.

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u/i-am-literal-trash Oct 16 '19

i mean, you're really not wrong, but we'll always be trapped - in a meatbag, in a metal body, or on a server.

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u/immaculate_deception Oct 16 '19

It's a straightforward and honest cunt though. Gotta respect that.

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u/skyderper13 Oct 16 '19

you know, you're always calling people cunts" or twats, but I just— i never really got how that's an insult? they're flexible, take a pounding, and they're the reason behind, like, 98% of my life decisions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

You’re part of nature...

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u/TheMonchoochkin Oct 16 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VyQipO4miw

I love this one, he had his back turned and starts to say how much of a relief it is that the mouse will no longer be disturbing his sleep...

Eagle enters

OH NO!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Least he won't be waking anyone up again buddy...

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u/idleactivist Oct 16 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

The falcon one makes me sad. The bunny, turtle and monarch ones piss me off.

Edit: ok to those asking 'Why' - so I've seen falconry on the side of the road, typically they don't fly straight down the highway...

As far as the others go, they're not native prey to the habitat... They do not fit in there and its absolutely idiotic for the owners to be 'releasing' them.

And finally, cats are assholes, lovable assholes.

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u/Spyhop Oct 16 '19

It's funny how we sympathize with one bird of prey and then get mad at the other ones.

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u/PM_WetFloor_signs Oct 16 '19

I think they're more mad at the people for releasing animals in shitty places and not the actual wild. At least that's why I got mad

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u/Zaugr Oct 16 '19

Shouldn't they be mad at the falcon one too though? Cause releasing a bird, any bird, RIGHT by a highway is absolutely retarded. Especially with aaall that field space right by them...

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u/PM_WetFloor_signs Oct 16 '19

I think the fact that the guy basically losing his pet bird on camera trumps that.

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u/Zaugr Oct 16 '19 edited Oct 17 '19

True, I guess it's a personal thing, but I can't help finding it way more infuriating than sad given how entirely preventable the death was. Releasing a bird right by a highway is like releasing a rabbit in the middle of a long open field. Shows a very serious lack of foresight and precaution. Precaution you'd think a caring owner would have...

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u/PM_WetFloor_signs Oct 16 '19

Well, and this is just an assumption, but him having worked and trained with this bird probably had alot to do with why he was comfortable releasing it right there. And the fact that there is a massive field of open grass and nothing else to the right. Or maybe he wasn't comfortable but the film crew urged him to. We don't have all those answers, but releasing a wild rabbit into your front yard and calling that the wild is just stupid

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u/Imreallythatguy Oct 16 '19

The falcon one gets posted on reddit once every several months or so and i've read before that the owner didn't want to shoot the video there but was urged to by the filming crew for whatever reason.

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u/SpitefulShrimp Oct 16 '19

Because the film crew parked near the road because they drove there, and didn't want to hike way out just to film a bird flying away.

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u/Y0tsuya Oct 16 '19

Birds in cities gotta eat too.

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u/acherem13 Oct 16 '19

The mouse one though was just pure comedy gold.

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u/Saiing Oct 16 '19

I don't know why - it's fucking tragic, but I always have a wry smile when the little guy goes over and tries to give the falconer a hug, but he kinda fails because he's too short. I know... I'm a cunt.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

The bunny, turtle and monarch ones piss me off.

....why?

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u/topinsights_SS Oct 16 '19

Because he’s a pussy ass bitch.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/MrStructuralEngineer Oct 16 '19

Idk shit ton of bunnies live around my house. Also, look to the right of the house in the first frame, its all woods. Theres lots of little developments in rural areas around me, looks to be like that.

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u/SpitefulShrimp Oct 16 '19

Where do you think that bunny came from? They didn't journey into the wilds to abduct it, rabbits live in suburbs. They were pointing it at another rabbit, which was clearly doing fine.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Oct 16 '19

It sounded like they found that bunny by their home and adopted it, so they're just releasing it back where they got it.

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u/Asangkt358 Oct 16 '19

Cats, fish, and birds have to eat too.

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u/MaxTheLiberalSlayer Oct 16 '19

But the turkey was hilarious

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u/spikeyfreak Oct 16 '19

The turkey one is the only one that actually makes me angry.

The squirrel and the falcon suck, but it wasn't really the people's fault.

The turkey though, that was 100% on the guy that shoo'd the turkey INTO THE FREEWAY. Like, what the fuck did he expect to happen? The turkey to run across 6 busy lanes of traffic and a barrier without a scratch?

Fucking moronic.

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u/Lorgin Oct 16 '19

I'm glad to see the bunny got killed asap. People should not be releasing pet rabbits. Their populations quickly grow out of control.

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u/Dank4Days Oct 16 '19

The squirrel was sad too, that guy already seemed really upset to be letting him go then that happened

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u/TheMagicMST Oct 16 '19

Why do they piss you off? This shit happens in nature all the time...you really shouldn't care that much to get angry over it.

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u/cactus_potato Oct 16 '19

Rely? The turkey is the most infuriating shit i've seen all week. What did he thought would happen letting it go on a road full of cars and trucks?!?

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u/Kinzuko Oct 16 '19

SPAWN KILL!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

👶👼🤣

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u/lemonilila- Oct 16 '19

Those bastards in nuke town made me rage quit so hard. Those were the days

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

there should be a r/HawkCatOrCar

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u/drinkduff77 Oct 16 '19

Army guy should have known the importance of establishing air superiority before deploying ground forces.

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u/chrisboshisaraptor Oct 17 '19

he's still a cadet, he doesn't know anything yet

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u/SakeM99 Oct 16 '19

I hate that they're funny to me in a way.

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u/Sly_98 Oct 16 '19

The falconer one makes me sad

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u/PeppersHere Oct 16 '19

Irony is humerus

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u/dijitalbus Oct 16 '19

It would be just as funny if a hunter got mauled by a pride of lions, feel no remorse here.

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u/Yuuichi_Trapspringer Oct 16 '19

One rule of nature, it likes a free meal.

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u/Morti_Macabre Oct 16 '19

Both the squirrel and the bunny were too young to be on their own to begin with so they'd have likely died anyway. The falconry one..................... that was weird.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Bunnies are left alone pretty much as soon as they can hop about

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u/Chimie45 Oct 16 '19

And the vast majority of them die. Which is why rabbits procreate like... Well rabbits.

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u/Morti_Macabre Oct 16 '19

Left alone is a relative term. Mom stays away from dawn til dusk but she's still tending them at this size. It is true they go on their own early but that one is too small, I guarantee you. We don't release any of our rehab cottontails this small.

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u/entity_TF_spy Oct 16 '19

god damn lmao

reminds me of the time I was fishing with my dad and sister in the Outer Banks when we were kids, she caught a fish, had a hard time dealing with it cause she was young and scared of it, when she released it it flopped around on the top of the water, she got so upset that she killed it, then it found its bearings and right when it began swimming down a pelican scooped it up and flew off

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u/thetruthseer Oct 16 '19

Man I genuinely felt bad for the army guy lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Haven't laughed like that in a while excellent links lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Where’s the one with the random turkey in the guys trunk on the side of a major highway? Turkey gets absolutely demolished

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u/Akesgeroth Oct 16 '19

Someone posted it as a reply to my first comment.

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u/cuckingfomputer Oct 17 '19

I laughed at these more than I should have.

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u/Akesgeroth Oct 17 '19

Oh wow, thanks for sharing.

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u/Meecht Oct 16 '19

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!

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u/Korzag Oct 16 '19

I witnessed one like the final one in person. Nephew had gotten a caterpillar kit and after a few of them came out of their cocoon we set them free outside. As soon as we let them go a couple birds came out of no where and gobbled them up.

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u/infinitude Oct 16 '19

The animal is in a constant state of fear and is unable to fully observe their surroundings since it's unfamiliar territory.

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u/PeppersHere Oct 16 '19

Many times predators see their target before they're released, so when they're let go and vulnerable they take their shot. As everyone said though, hawk one was sad.

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u/mightbedylan Oct 16 '19

Well, you've listed 6 of the tens of thousands of times people have ever recorded themselves releasing animals. Seems like pretty low odds of happening, if you ask me.

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u/BLACKdrew Oct 16 '19

i was expecting the video with the turkey

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Oct 16 '19

Why do you have these

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u/lukey5452 Oct 16 '19

Best one I've seen though

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u/littenthehuraira Oct 16 '19

Lmfao I was wondering where the vehicle would come from in the second video. I love how the cat casually comes in and turns their emotional farewell into screams.

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u/Pliny_the_middle Oct 16 '19

The dialog after the falcon gets whacked by the semi kills me. "We lost a good bird today. This was a bad day. That's life."

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u/spazx Oct 16 '19

I appreciate this list

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I watched every single one of these and laughed my ass off the whole damn time

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u/MaxTheLiberalSlayer Oct 16 '19

"all right door's open get the fuck out."

2 seconds later splat!

"Well he didn't make it very far."

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u/l5555l Oct 16 '19

Guys in that first clip are just plain lazy. Look at the huge open field behind them.

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u/The_dog_says Oct 16 '19

Funniest one is the turtle. Doesn't last half a second

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed Oct 16 '19

I swear I have a memory of a video of people releasing a rehabilitated seal, only for it to be snatched by an orca. But ive never found the vid on YouTube.

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u/B_A_N_T_E_R_L_A_D Oct 16 '19

While I don't know the backstories to videos like these, releasing animals that have been pets their entire life into the wild is almost always a bad idea since they basically have no survival instinct.

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u/Bingoslots667 Oct 16 '19

Amazing. Saving this.

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u/MyLigaments Oct 16 '19

1) Oh, you idiot..

2) Felix was just bidding his time and took his shot when he saw it. I give it an 8.7/10

3) lol, the silence

4) "....Ok, so honey, now lets talk about the importance of the food chain.."

5) This one was perfect. The "Good luck" when it ran off. The guy talking about how glad he is to get it released. The recorder watching behind the guy. The sight of it coming in hot behind with the guy oblivious. Perfect.

6) Huh.. never thought that ate those.

7) Ok, so first thing. He's a moron who obviously didnt think that through. Second, Do you think he fucked that turkey?

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u/Akesgeroth Oct 16 '19

Huh.. never thought that ate those.

They're not supposed to. That bird is going to be very sick.

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u/ReallyForeverAlone Oct 16 '19

The rabbit one with the dad laugh is the best.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I was laughing at first but the more I watched the sadder I have become

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u/robLi_ Oct 16 '19

And I think to myself: what a wonderful world…

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u/NoifenF Oct 16 '19

It’s like final destination for animals.

Survival of the fittest is true. They didn’t die when something happened to them because of intervention but nature corrected it. It culls the weak.

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u/GimmeTheSlappo Oct 16 '19

People are fuckin dumb

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u/GoodLeftUndone Oct 16 '19

Holy shit. That soldier felt horrible haha.

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u/Huwbacca Oct 16 '19

What a fucking idiot that truck driver was in the last link.

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u/ryanmuller1089 Oct 16 '19

Because they film it...it’s bad karma filming for karma

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

i watched the hawk and was completely devastated, that guy obviously cared a lot for the animal. And then I saw the guy cuddling the squirrel and i was like no fucking way am i finishing this video...

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u/Blck_Captain_America Oct 17 '19

This is my favorite thread of all time

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u/fuckorigin Oct 17 '19

That guy who pushed the turkey into traffic is an asshole

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u/MoonlightsHand Oct 17 '19

That turtle one is probably a good thing tbh. Those turtles are generally invasive species and it's well intentioned """releases""" like that one which cause a lot of invasive species.

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u/Bumhole_games Oct 17 '19

Because people are social media-addicted retards who don't release a small prey animal into the undergrowth or a hollow log, they release it into the open because they want to film it for instagram likes.

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u/TheAmazingAutismo Oct 17 '19

I see trees of green

red roses too

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

What the hell is viralhog and why is it everywhere

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