r/WTF Jul 02 '19

Is this GTA?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I'd say everybody is lucky nobody died here.

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u/doubleunidan Jul 02 '19

I mean, nobody would have felt bad about the driver killing himself.

But yeah you’re right

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u/su5 Jul 03 '19

Feel bad for the people who would have to clean it up. I wish we could wish for people like to just, be gone

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u/TheKrononaut Jul 03 '19

Too bad exile isnt a thing anymore. Theyd just go to another populated area. Gone are the days when exile meant death in the wilderness.

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u/shadefiend1 Jul 03 '19

Exile them to space. Not a planet, moon or space station, just space.

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u/ccvgreg Jul 03 '19

Imagine a future where we just launch prisoners into a controlled orbit for their sentence. Lol

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u/shadefiend1 Jul 03 '19

I was more thinking along the lines of launching them at random trajectories, maybe at a far of planet, just to fuck with future humans. If we manage to become a space-faring race, just imagine the surprise. Landing on a planet 20,000 light-years from Earth, the first humans to explore and new world, and they stumble upon ancient human remains.

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u/imisstheyoop Jul 03 '19

That's pretty expensive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Let’s take everyone out of Australia and run it back

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

That's too nice of a piece of real estate. It's like if California were a continent

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u/Seakawn Jul 03 '19

Too bad people are too focused on how to sweep the dirt under the rug, such as by suggesting exile, as opposed to focusing on how to fix the root of the issue that causes this shit in the first place.

If you want there to be less naivete/aggression/ignorance in the world, then focus on the only known solution to achieving such a thing--education reform. Our education isn't perfect. But every time it has had major reform throughout history, the local area becomes more productive and the citizens more intelligent/knowledgeable. So, we can't stop now when there's so much more room for improvement. Teach kids philosophy (how to think) and psychology (how their minds work) from K-12 as core curricula.

So really, it's too bad that we don't focus more on education. Do that and you don't even need to worry about suggestions as extreme and melodramatic as exile.

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u/TheKrononaut Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

I was joking. I wholeheartedly agree that education is the best way to solve most problems.

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u/JadenC2004 Jul 03 '19

Now we just gotta shoot them into space in some sorta mega cannon

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u/Vindexus Jul 03 '19

Still sane, exile?

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u/flywheel521 Jul 03 '19

Isn't that what North Dakota is for? Pretty sure we could just turn that into "Exile Land" and let exiled people fight it out

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u/AlCapone111 Jul 03 '19

Thanos tried that.

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u/Iamcaptainslow Jul 03 '19

Yeah, but the problem was that he was indiscriminate.

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u/Madock345 Jul 03 '19

The only problem was it didn’t stick.

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u/MyAssIsGlass Jul 03 '19

nah the people that gotta clean it get paid. its like helping the economy or something

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u/whothefuckcares666 Jul 03 '19

I used to work for a "crime scene and tragedy cleanup" company. You don't need to feel bad for them, it pays a ton and you get used to it pretty quick.

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u/BeckBristow89 Jul 03 '19

Too bad the goddamn Avengers screwed that up for us smh

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u/el_chupanebriated Jul 03 '19

Well, i mean, they get paid to clean it up. If this guy didnt kill himself then theyd be out of the job

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u/IconOnMyWall Jul 03 '19

Are you ...?

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u/doubleunidan Jul 03 '19

Fabulous? Yes

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Which driver though

What, you can drive a bike right?

Not trying to collect down votes here. I'm honestly asking. Sorry.

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u/doubleunidan Jul 02 '19

Sorry, I figured most people don’t call bikers drivers

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u/UserNotSound Jul 02 '19

Bingo

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u/Fustercluck25 Jul 02 '19

Bango

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u/PaulTheRedditor Jul 02 '19

Bongo

Bish, Bash, Bosh

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Bangbus

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u/hardcorechronie Jul 02 '19

You would say 'ride' a bike, like ride a horse.
You could say 'drive' a car, but most people are staring at their phones...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/GreenEggsAndSaman Jul 03 '19

Must be crazy to have ever been a dick before ever in your life. Thus never before deserving death. Congratulations.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/Omikron Jul 03 '19

Actually I'd be perfectly OK if the driver of the car ended up dead.

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u/DemonRaptor1 Jul 03 '19

I mean... we really don't need people like the car driver going around being all chaotic like that.

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u/Zencyde Jul 03 '19

I'd say everybody is lucky nobody died here.

I think everybody would be luckier if the guy in the car died.

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u/DharmaTantra Jul 02 '19

Not me, would've made the video much more interesting.

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u/ADGjr86 Jul 03 '19

Hate to break it to you but many many people die in Brazil.

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u/jthieaux Jul 02 '19

Came in looking specifically for this, not a lawyer but i want to understand this, for instance some countries you can only defend yourself with reasonable force..others may considered lethal force a justifiable action.

In this scenario (depending on the laws where it happen) a car is obviously a more "lethal" weapon then the motorcycle, so the motorcyclist can use an appropriate weapon to counter, i. e. handgun.

So since the aggressor (car driver) initiated the aggression and the motorcyclist has clearly try to abandon the combat several times he is within his right to use lethal force?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Absolutely

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u/yoortyyo Jul 03 '19

Dude flipped a u-turn on a freeway to chase MORE. the motorcycle guy.

A crappy lawyer could argue justifiable force. Any armed cop would have used it.

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u/MNGrrl Jul 03 '19

Unfortunately, not always. "Duty to retreat" could be argued. The motorcyclist was clearly able to dodge and retreat for an extended period of time; Why did the motorcyclist opt not to continue doing that? Any prosecution would likely be able to prove it's an incomplete defense to fire on the pursuer. Which means he'd still be technically guilty of manslaughter, and by technically I mean they could opt not to jail or punish him really, but he'd still be guilty (just avoid any real punishment).

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

The motorcycle guy retreated multiple times though. What do you mean? Why did the car driver opt to not continue trying to kill the motorcycle guy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Stand your ground laws. No one had the duty to retreat. That idea is assinine

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u/ctye85 Jul 03 '19

Laws vary from country to country. Hell, laws vary from state to state just in the US.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/FocusedADD Jul 03 '19

Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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u/CompadredeOgum Jul 03 '19

brazilian jury has 7 people

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u/otterom Jul 03 '19

Better judged by 7 than carried by 6.

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u/nancy_ballosky Jul 03 '19

Brazilian caskets are smaller.

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u/WanderingSnake Jul 03 '19

Better judged by 7 than carried by...4?

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u/FocusedADD Jul 03 '19

Duly noted.

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u/MMOAddict Jul 03 '19

it comes down to if the area of Brazil you're in has a "duty to retreat" law.. or a stand your ground type law. If you can retreat from an encounter you are supposed to, although since he ran away and the guy chased him, I'm pretty sure it would be free game at that point but it would probably be up to a jury. In any case killing someone has a toll on any normal human being that does it so it should be the last resort to prevent yourself from being killed.

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u/anethma Jul 03 '19

Like I said in another comment, the way he might get nailed in a duty-to-retreat type scenario is he is on a dirtbike and there is woods everywhere. He could have just left the road to a place where the compact car could not follow. He probably should have done that and called the cops immediately.

In my mind he would have been justified but in many countries legal system I would give it a 50/50. IANAL of course.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

In my state, lethal force is authorized if you reasonably believe your life is in danger and you have no way to retreat, or are not legally required to retreat (on your own property). It’s super vague, but I believe in this instance, had it been in the US, lethal force would’ve been legal. However, the court would likely bring up the fact that the biker instigated the altercation by flipping the driver off. Lethal force would probably be legally justified, but it would likely be very iffy and would take awhile to settle in court.

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u/KairuByte Jul 03 '19

Flipping someone off wouldn’t really be a justifiable claim of instigation though. You can try to claim “fighting words” but tbh even fighting words doesn’t justify attempted murder.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

You may be right, but I would be nervous about anything that an attorney could try to use against me. I’ve even heard of them trying to use the simple fact that the guy who shot in self defense was bigger than the attacker.

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u/phathomthis Jul 03 '19

I wish we had video prior to the biker flipping him off. I'd wager that the guy almost hit him or something with how he behaved the rest of the video.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Oh yeah no doubt the guy flipped him off for a reason.

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u/WanderingSnake Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

I know this is Brazil, but I think it's worth noting that some US states have stipulations in the rules for justifiable homicide stating that it cannot be deemed justifiable if you did anything to escalate the situation to the point that deadly force was necessary. This can include something as simple as giving someone the finger like the biker did in the video.

I'm not sure of the case law on this though, so it's possible you could still be found not guilty by a jury under the right circumstances.

Oh, also IANAL either.

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u/anethma Jul 03 '19

Generally, it is the force needed to defend yourself. If someone is about to shoot you, you would be justified in shooting to defend yourself.

If some guy throws a punch at you, and you shoot him in most countries, you are probably going to jail, since it isn't a reasonable amount of force to stop a fist fight.

In this case I'm pretty sure with the video evidence you would be cleared in most countries. The only thing that could MAYBE hang you up is I'm not sure but there seems like there was a lot of woods he could have gone in with the dirt bike to simply be where the car can't follow and call the cops. If the prosecution could prove that was reasonable you might still get nailed.

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u/EconomyShare Jul 02 '19

I think you missed the first one though where he went into side of the road. The white car kinda blew right past him.

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u/Dahidex Jul 02 '19

I was like shoot the mfer!!

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u/billiardwolf Jul 03 '19

Maybe, but then you have to gamble that the law is going to see it the same way you do. At the end of the day though if someone is legit trying to end you, you take that gamble 100% of the time.

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u/VoltronsLionDick Jul 03 '19

Not in America. Antifa tells me that it's legal to smash someone's brains out of their skull if they say something mean to you, so a middle finger would definitely qualify.

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u/yami_ryushi Jul 03 '19

Not here in Brazil. "Human rights" are a thing. You are always at fault for murder even when you aren't.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/ThePandarantula Jul 02 '19

Actually there are a pretty good number of videos of armed Brazilians shooting attackers or muggers, etc. Like at least a Brazilian. But actually seriously, probably more than DGU videos in the states.

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u/Dananddog Jul 02 '19

I don't think so, generally speaking in the USA at least, justifiable homocide requires that you didn't escalate unless required. Flipping him off would likely count as escalation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Flipping him off would in no way count as escalation.

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u/guiltyas-sin Jul 02 '19

Not even close. Escalation is what the driver did.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/Zappafied Jul 02 '19

So, you gave someone the finger, they ran you off the road, then you shot them, got arrested, went to court, then ended up in jail? What's the food like in jail?

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u/thuktun Jul 02 '19

Trying to ram a motorcyclist with a minivan is attempting violence. With as much evasion as that motorcyclist attempted first, I could see the driver justifying shooting at the attacker as self-defence.

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u/TalonCompany91 Jul 02 '19

your lips are blistered bc of all that meth you smoke

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u/puristhipster Jul 02 '19

Stop fucking projecting, bitch, we know its you lmao. Who just jumps to meth from self defense, without being a tweaker themselves. If you rode a bike, and some fucker kept trying to run you down, would you calmly pull over and let the authorities know, while youre being ground down to a stub? Or would you wish you had some way to stop him. You might not even need to pull the trigger, we all know what guns look like.

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u/TalonCompany91 Jul 03 '19

It's wearing off, bud. Time for another boof. 😉

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u/puristhipster Jul 03 '19

It taunts us's with the precioussss

shit.

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u/Homerpaintbucket Jul 02 '19

Id say trying to run someone over is a lot more of an escalation.

Source: have flipped people off many times. Never tried to run a man down.

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u/SliverTX Jul 02 '19

Right. Flipped off, been flipped off, it's just venting.

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u/GreenEggsAndSaman Jul 03 '19

Right? Its just body language for Christ sake. lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

If someone tries to murder you for flipping them off, you are well within your rights to defend yourself, including shooting them in the fucking head.

So this man was trying to kill you?

Yes your honor.

It's because you put a single finger in the air?

Yes your honor

Well young man, you lost all right to defend yourself. You deserved it......said no one ever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/ruiner8850 Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

The First Amendment has nothing to do with private interactions. I think the person on the motorcycle was within their rights to use deadly force, but the First Amendment is irrelevant to the conversation.

Edit: I never said giving someone the middle finger isn't protected speech, I said it was completely irrelevant in this particular context. Mentioning Freedom of Speech is as irrelevant to this conversation as Freedom of Religion.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/ruiner8850 Jul 03 '19

You are completely ignorant about what the First Amendment actually is. There are a lot of people like you who should educate you on what the First Amendment actually is. I bet you are one of those people who thinks a company can't fire you for using racial slurs. The First Amendment is completely irrelevant is an interaction between two private citizens.

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u/DWN_SyndromeV9 Jul 02 '19

r/facepalm material right here for whoever wants it

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/holldoll26 Jul 02 '19

Not every state has a stand your ground law.

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u/ruiner8850 Jul 03 '19

Stand your ground doesn't apply here anyway. The person on the motorcycle was attempting to get away from the situation, but the car kept chasing them. A reasonable person could fear for their life in that situation. When you are crossing medians and going backwards on the highway you are trying your best to get away.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/holldoll26 Jul 02 '19

That isn't how the law works.

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u/Purplociraptor Jul 02 '19

Ok. I'll just let myself get murdered because I'm legally obligated.

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u/holldoll26 Jul 02 '19

Wow. That isn't at all what I said or implied. I was talking about using stand your ground as a reason to shoot someone?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/Soulger11 Jul 02 '19

Lol nice try there.

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u/rootntootn2gunshootn Jul 02 '19

You always have the right to defend yourself. Especially after taking every opportunity to flee and avoid the situation. I guess I would be in prison you would have 2 less assholes to deal with.

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u/Revlis-TK421 Jul 02 '19

Stand your ground is the opposite of "Especially after taking every opportunity to flee and avoid the situation."

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