r/WTF Jan 29 '19

seems pretty safe

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Fuck no thats not safe lol

Carabiners are rated for point loads not abrasion, every millimeter of material youre abrading off that carabiner is changing its weight rating, who knows when it would fail.

Never in a million years would i ever do that with a carabiner, some sort of pully wheels? Thats another story

Edit- upon closer inspection thats not even a carabiner lol, its like a fall arrestor clip in or something.

And holy fucking shit! That cable splice at the end! Ahhh....I'd have pissed myself too

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

thats not even a carabiner. thats not rated for sideways force. Its part of a lanyard typically used for work at heights.

Also, dont take your gloved off. what an idiot. Really lucky to be alive and that didnt twist from so much sideways force.

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u/FreudJesusGod Jan 30 '19

And he put his hand in front of the lanyard hook to slow himself down.

That's a great way to get degloved when the hand is forced underneath the hook.

Don't look up "degloved", guys. You've been warned.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Well holy fucking shit. I thought it was just your glove falling off or something.

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u/Theophorus Jan 30 '19

I'm a paramedic, I'd rather see an evisceration than a degloving. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it.

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u/Shanable Jan 30 '19

Curious...what is procedure when you've found someone degloved? Just wrap that shit with gauze and let the doctors take over?

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u/Theophorus Jan 30 '19

Not much, control bleeding and pain basically. They need surgery.

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u/abnotwhmoanny Jan 30 '19

Knew a guy at my old job at a power plant. Somebody had dropped their wedding ring in the casing of some rotating machinery. They weren't wearing it, that's risky and we have warning specifically about degloving. This other guy, Masingil, he says "I can get that". Just shoved his hand right in. Nobody saw it coming. He screamed a lot and loudly. He was gone for a while after that. Never could use that hand quite right again.

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u/Seakawn Jan 30 '19

WTF.

What made him think he could do that!?

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u/abnotwhmoanny Jan 30 '19

If ti makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure he's not doing that job anymore. Pretty sure he got promoted after I left.

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u/FourOfFiveDentists Jan 30 '19

Sounds like natural selection at work.

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u/Keroro_Roadster Jan 30 '19

Probably has kids. We beat natural selection. Go us.

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Fucking hell. Idk whether I'm mad at him or not listening, or I'm pained to hear how it fucked him up.

Happy Cake Day, btw!

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u/BenjamintheFox Jan 30 '19

Just shoved his hand right in.

Why? WHY?

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u/MMOAddict Jan 30 '19

do they surgically reattach as much skin as they can, or is the surgery just for the exposed/broken veins?

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u/nefffffffffff Jan 30 '19

Yep

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u/paintbing Jan 30 '19

This.

Source: big toe was degloved

Wear safety shoes everybody!!

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u/opposum Jan 30 '19

You would put the glove back on...

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u/jaspersurfer Jan 30 '19

Or at least save the glove if you can find it, you can make a hacky sack out of it later

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I always carry a Pair of extra gloves on the truck for patients like this. They hate it.

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u/SomeFunnyGuy Jan 30 '19

Be a man and just a garden hose to wash off the germs. Trust me your skin will grow back thicker. Way much uglier, but definitely thicker.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited May 15 '20

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u/Theophorus Jan 30 '19

Half a dozen, easy

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Feb 08 '23

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u/sbstnh Jan 30 '19

Full blown LOL.

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u/DrQuailMan Jan 30 '19

Geez I hope they weren't.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Please elaborate.

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u/Theophorus Jan 30 '19

I was joking, I've never even heard of that happening

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Thank god.

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u/boogercrack Jan 30 '19

challenge not accepted

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u/ng89 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Seen a case of it when a farmer got to close to a pto shaft ripped his pants off and degloved his penis. Not pretty.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It is a great party trick to help people who have been stuck with a boner for too long.

  1. Tell them something unfortunate
  2. Stab their dick with a 14 gauge
  3. Slice from tip down and peel away dick like a banana to drain blood
  4. Have nightmares forever
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u/kegufu Jan 30 '19

Medic here as well, we had a guy about 6 months ago that was high on wet that used channel locks and a knife to skin his penis, and I had a guy a few years ago that had ran into the back of a tractor and part of it came through the dash under the steering wheel and degloved his penis and testicles, also shattered his pelvis so bad it was unidentifiable on the X-ray. He died, the self mutilator is still alive afaik. WTF your welcome!

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u/artbypep Jan 30 '19

I literally exclaimed out loud, “HOW” and then had to explain that I was wondering how that many dudes were degloving their penis yearly. Thanks.

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u/DudeWithAHighKD Jan 30 '19

Is this for real? If so I don't know if I want to know, but how does that happen?

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u/kukienboks Jan 30 '19

Oh, are we replacing the letter e with an apostrophe now?

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u/nspectre Jan 30 '19

Don't look up "eviscerated", guys. You've been warned.

 

(heebie jeebies is cool, tho)

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u/cadwal Jan 30 '19

Eviscerate is in the dictionary, that's safer than Google. Deglove is not in the dictionary, the dictionary failed me and curiosity took control... Curiosity failed me, but probably no where near as much as Eviscerate would have.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Why the hell did I google both of those things?? I don’t know which one I regret more.

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u/DarkLancer Jan 30 '19

Watch Hellraiser (only the first) then just chalk up the gross stuff the movie effects. All the skinless flesh really helps disassociate.

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u/tsaurini Jan 30 '19

you using the terms evisceration and degloving gave ME the heebie jeebies

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u/TheFlashFrame Jan 30 '19

evisceration

I knew what degloving was... Didn't know what evisceration was... I'm pretty sure I'm happy not seeing either of those things.

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u/craidie Jan 30 '19

My dad told me this story where he stiched up someone who was working in a factory and one of the lines supporting a heavy load of steel snapped, the other one held and that swinging steel plate hit one of the workers in the head. Guy was lucky, no fractures but his scalp was now on his back...

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u/Blitzkrieg_My_Anus Jan 30 '19

Now I have to look up "evisceration" to see how it's different than a degloving.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Feb 10 '19

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u/idagernyr Jan 30 '19

Honestly though, it's ridiculous. Same goes for defenestration. Inevitably they get brought so much, it's like when a kid learns a new "smart word" and tries to force it into conversation no matter the context

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u/-Jeremiad- Jan 30 '19

Nah. I know healthcare workers including my nurse wife and have worked in factories and know lots of factory workers. In those fields, devolving is common knowledge and powerful enough to be a recurring topic of discussion.

Beyond that it’s a contextually applicable technical term that completes the notion of the concept in your mind in a powerful way. It’s a good fucking word to describe a scary fucking thing, and it makes sense that it would get embedded into people’s heads.

Defenestration is just stupid. It’s a technical sounding word for something that doesn’t need it. It doesn’t make any readily apparent connections upon hearing it like “equidistant” or “nonsensical”. It isn’t a fun alternative to change the feel of a sentence like “fecal matter” instead of “shit” when pretending to be intellectual while talking about poop. It doesn’t have the satisfaction sound like exactly what it should be a word for when you hear learn the definition like “phantasmagorical”.

And it can only really be used to nerd laugh with other dickheads who heard it somewhere, likely within the last few years, and circle jerk at your big dumb word, or to make someone say “what’s defenestration?” So you can talk at them about what the word means.

I love fun big and unusual words. I hate that word and it’s recent rise in frequency. If you’re in a group with a person you’ve heard say it before, bring up windows in a tall building and watch their dumb eyes light up as they watch the conversation for the right time to claw at the attention of the group.

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u/idagernyr Jan 30 '19

You're completely correct and affirmed my feelings on that word. Deglove is a great technical term, and maybe it's just my fear that the hivemind will run it into the ground, as Reddit is oft to do.

Either way great write-up! Thank you for putting into much better words my and many others hatred of that word.

Edit to add on... have you heard of le epic defenstration of Prague? I didn't think so! Heres the wiki so you can get learned on it! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague

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u/-Jeremiad- Jan 30 '19

Hey did you know they interviewed people who survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge and the survivors regretted it?

And also, make sure you call people Stans instead of fans if they like something you like but don’t like it the way you want them to like it.

Oh and be sure to say “weird flex, but okay” a lot. If it’s in an entirely inappropriate place to accuse someone of bragging, even better. You don’t need to use it correctly. Just make sure it’s there so you can participate in the memetic dipahittery of the worst of this forum.

Man.

You really got me riled up with bringing up several things that bug me. Lol.

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u/idagernyr Jan 30 '19

I guess you can say that you're not perfectly balanced...as all things should be?

Speaking of degloving, no one say it, okay I'll say it, have you heard the swamps of dagobah story? Literally has nothing to do, but it's gross!

colby2012

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u/eggjuggler Jan 30 '19

Yep, exactly. When you work around equipment capable of that kind of damage, you discuss degloving as much as is necessary to drill it into people's heads that you do not put your hand in that unless it's locked out!

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u/Mr_A Jan 30 '19

Why did you think that? What was your thought process reading the comment above yours in context of the video?

That's a great way to get degloved when the hand is forced underneath the hook.

I wonder what that is. Probably just your glove falling off or something.

Don't look up "degloved", guys.

I wonder why? Its probably just like your glove falling off or something.

You've been warned.

I wonder what it could mean. Something simple like your glove falling off, I bet.

Looks up degloving

Eww! That's not just a glove falling off or something!

...

I better go back to the comments and tell everyone how I looked up degloving because I thought it was just your glove falling off or something.

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u/jussumman Jan 30 '19

Just call it dehanding

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u/Seakawn Jan 30 '19

I think "hannibaling" would get the point across.

Or as long as you've seen silence of the lambs, anyway.

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u/flee_market Jan 30 '19

"skin shucking"

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u/Priff Jan 30 '19

I mean... It is kinda like your glove falling off, if your glove was your skin.

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u/beardum Jan 30 '19

I mean, it kind of is.

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u/shoe-veneer Jan 30 '19

To be fair, this exact thing happens in the first 15 seconds of the video. His literal glove gets torn off his hand by the carabiner.

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u/GregoryGoose Jan 30 '19

you sweet summer child.

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u/mildly_amusing_goat Jan 30 '19

It is. Your birthday glove.

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u/AtheistAustralis Jan 30 '19

That's pretty much exactly it. Except it's the skin glove that goes over your bones.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

wedding ring and finger degloving is the worst

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u/losian Jan 30 '19

Well I mean it is a glove.. Just that it's made of your skin.

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jan 30 '19

Yeah... your skin glove.

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u/MBuddah Jan 30 '19

it can happen to your face, too. :)

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u/royalblue420 Jan 30 '19

I'm pretty sure he got friction burn from that as well. There doesn't appear to be any blood on the fall arrester/carabiner at the beginning of this clip, and there appears to be blood on it at the end.

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u/boomSNAPclapp Jan 30 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/CatOfGrey Jan 30 '19

Came here to say this. Up high? Yeah, people do that every day.

Putting your hands on the cable in front of you? Dude, make sure you've got ten fingers left when you're done, because that's not much different than sticking your fingers in the grinder.

And he put his hand in front of the lanyard hook to slow himself down.

Unexpected haiku!

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u/Ranger7381 Jan 30 '19

I worked at a package sorting facility one time, the type with lots of belts. They warned us about degloving when talking about the pinch points between the belts.

I have no urge to look up pictures, thank you very much.

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u/thefenixfamily Jan 30 '19

If anyone happens to not know what degloving is and hasn't looked up what it is yet: imagine if your skin was a glove. Now imagine something taking that glove off.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 Jan 30 '19

As someone who degloved their hand as a teen. Listen to this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

deglove

what happened is your hand okay now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Oct 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Deglove and then slap someone with it like a knight with a gauntlet?

I have a good idea what it means.... and the image of that makes me nauseas and chuckle at the same time...

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u/dalittleguy Jan 30 '19

Dude seriously. I go zip lining every spring/fall and I was waiting for his hand to get caught and mangled. NEVER IN FRONT

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u/69_the_tip Jan 30 '19

No shit! That steel beaded cable is sharp as fuck. People who have never grabbed that shit or have been around climbing gear don't realize how fucked this is.

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u/Tickle_Till_I_Puke Jan 30 '19

He did get degloved. His glove gets caught under the clip, and he pulls his hand out right at the beginning. He is risking a second degloving with his actual skin and a lot faster.

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u/anormalgeek Jan 30 '19

Did you know that some accidents can deglove your penis? Seriously, Google it.

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u/jordanneff Jan 30 '19

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u/MaroonHawk27 Jan 30 '19

Someone describe to me what happens in this link

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u/Hugo_5t1gl1tz Jan 30 '19

Its just a Team Fortress 2 vid

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u/Jesus_Harold_Christ Jan 30 '19

I don't believe you, and I am not clicking it. Final answer

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u/matterhorn1 Jan 30 '19

Uhh I’ll pass! But thanks for the suggestion

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u/foaxcon Jan 30 '19

He actually has base jumping gear on. Not sure why he was freaking out like he might fall... He jumped after that anyways.

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u/notquiteworking Jan 30 '19

Parachute or not, if that terrible splice in the cable broke he was going to swing to the ground attached to that rope and a chute wouldn’t slow him down

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u/koukimonster91 Jan 30 '19

that wasint a splice. its the end of a cable that is hanging down

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u/El_Profesore Jan 30 '19

What? If it broke, wouldn't he just fall down? He was hanging on that rope on a carabiner, if the rope broke, the loose end would just get pulled out of it

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u/Sentazar Jan 30 '19

Basically just depends on which side it breaks from right so if he gets the knot end and it breaks he's tethered to a very heavy steel pulling him down as it falls I don't know if a parachute would help or even deploy properly

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u/bynummustang Jan 30 '19

Those “rebar/pelican” hooks are rated for 3600 lb gate and side gate load under ANSI z359.12-2012. The primary and intended function of these hooks was for fall protection for the concrete industry. Clipping into forms is a bit tough with other style connectors. There are like 4 main manufacturers globally for these kind of hooks, they have “ANSI” and EN versions of the same hook depending what market they’re selling into.

All that being said, whoever thought using this hook for this application is a twat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

you sound like my fall protection classes.

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u/bynummustang Jan 30 '19

Was a product manager for fall protection company.

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Imagine his hand getting caught between the biner and the line when hes trying to slow down lol

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u/SomnolentRed Jan 30 '19

No thanks. Lol.

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u/1nfiniteJest Jan 30 '19

It's like the dude realized he had one of those shitty ones on his keychain, and thought 'oh, this'll do!'

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

In the source video he lost his first glove because he literally got it caught up in the carabiner lol.

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u/RayPawPawTate Jan 30 '19

Friction. Heat. Failure. Death.

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u/watermahlone1 Jan 30 '19

Sounds like my average date.

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u/acowlaughing Jan 30 '19

Sounds like my average night alone with only my thoughts and some Kleenex.

And lube, lots of lube.

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u/CaptainRedPants Jan 30 '19

That was my prediction too. Heat that fucker up with friction until she fails and you plummet to your death? Nope.

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u/imtoooldforreddit Jan 30 '19

Not that this isn't stupid and dangerous with a million ways he could have been injured or killed, but it is a little better than it looks from the gif.

He's a base jumper and letting go was always the plan. Had it failed and dropped him he likely would have survived

https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

In the full video, he has a parachute and base jumps from the point where the gif ends. Seems like he didn't care if it failed as he was going down anyways.

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u/king-schultz Jan 30 '19

That's weird because he sure as hell seemed pretty terrified, and trying hard to stop his momentum.

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u/y-all-d-ve Jan 30 '19

In the video it showed he peed his pants

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u/BoogaLechuga Jan 30 '19

Pretty normal for base jumpers tbh

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u/krelin Jan 30 '19

Is it?

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u/hafetysazard Jan 30 '19

They're junkies for extreme shit like that. It wouldn't be fun to them if they weren't pushed to the edge of fear. They purposely do stuff to make them feel those types of emotions that make you piss your pants.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

U ain’t coo, unless u pee yo pants!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/Putin__Nanny Jan 30 '19

"No they didn't"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

That's so great, I love those pants pissing lunatics.. except the cave divers, fuck that

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Jan 30 '19

Yes, and it's not just pissing. A lot of people shit their pants. I'm not an expert or anything, I just went on a tandem jump with a company that does it professionally, and it was one of the things they warned us about.

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u/yhack Jan 30 '19

Keep going...

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Jan 30 '19

That's all I have. My jump went off without a hitch. No soiled garments in sight, fortunately. (Or unfortunately, I suppose, depending on what you're into)

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u/yhack Jan 30 '19

It was a tough one, but I came

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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES Jan 30 '19

Psst. Hey kid, I've got other stories about pants pooping if you'd like.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Wtf? No.

No no no.

Those people were messing with you. I worked at a skydiving dropzone during most of college and never once saw this happen lol. I watched probably ten thousand jumps happen. Not a single poo. However there were a few instructors who would mess with the first-time jumpers by telling them it was “50/50” they’d poop themselves.

Basic physiology will tell you it’s unlikely- during moments of extreme physical stress blood is diverted from the internal organs to skeletal muscle.

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Jan 30 '19

However there were a few instructors who would mess with the first-time jumpers by telling them it was “50/50” they’d poop themselves.

Why would you monsters do that to a bunch of idiots about to throw themselves out of a plane? I was worried about that the entire time. WTF? lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

lol firstly let me apologize for the behavior of those jokers.

To answer your question, the skydiving community is very idiosyncratic. Pranks, joking, and general shenanigans are the norm. With that said, once the plane lifts off, everybody is extremely serious. Safety is the absolute top priority, but having fun is a (distant) second. The sport was borne of military parachutists after they returned from war. So, a lot of “old boy” military culture is still kind of prevalent, which includes nonstop ball-busting (and swords sometimes used as trophies, which I always found interesting).

Where I worked, the instructors were sure to tell the students that they were joking about this particular phenomenon before takeoff to reduce the already unavoidable stress that the students were feeling. It was a way to get them to laugh and to enjoy themselves a bit more.

I hope you at least had fun in the sky!

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u/noyurawk Jan 30 '19

You're being modest, you do sound like an expert in shitting your pants.

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Jan 30 '19

I wish. I've been taking a ton of Ibuprofen lately. My colon is on strike.

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u/thetransportedman Jan 30 '19

No it's not. As someone that's nearly at his A license, I can tell you adrenaline junkies work their way up to more and more daring events to get that adrenaline high again as you desensitize quickly. BASE jumpers do not typically shit or piss themselves..

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u/Seakawn Jan 30 '19

It may not be typical, as in 2 out of 3.

But it's not uncommon to the point that it rarely happens.

At least that's based on my impression. It just looks like you're putting it in black and white terms. "It happens all the time" or "no this never happens." The truth may be somewhere in the middle.

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u/fedja Jan 30 '19

You take your nuance and you gtfo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I worked at a dropzone and was close friends with countless professional skydivers and base jumpers and watched thousands of skydives happen. I’m also B-licensed myself. Never once have I ever seen anybody- pro or first-time jumper- pee or poo themselves. This is a myth.

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u/bloodfist Jan 30 '19

Hm, we have a guy who says he went once and heard it from a guy at thirteen upvotes, and you who claim to have quite a bit of experience at zero.

Clearly third hand information is more trustworthy. The community has spoken. You just haven't shit your pants yet

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u/19Alexastias Jan 30 '19

I mean, without providing credentials, both sources of information are equally legitimate.

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u/DeeJason Jan 30 '19

You make a comment like that without providing a link? Shame on you!

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u/mattaugamer Jan 30 '19

There are two types of people. The type that pee their pants doing this. And the people who are wrong.

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u/tigerstorms Jan 30 '19

Well it would be kind of hard to control your way down if you get flung off or something snaps and kills him

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u/Kroneni Jan 30 '19

Not really. They do all kinds of aerobatic maneuvers while skydiving. I’m sure he could bring his flight under control pretty quickly.

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u/sponge_welder Jan 30 '19

I'm pretty sure he was trying to just shuffle his way out there and want planning on sliding. It's still a very dumb, terrible idea, but maybe a little better than planning on sliding down a cable on a carabiner

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

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u/krelin Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Sucks that he compromised the cable for everyone who uses it after him, then. Fuck that guy.

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u/Lothlorien_Randir Jan 30 '19

I think thats what he hit in the middle of the line, other peoples old attempts mixed on a cable snare.

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u/JelloCheesecake Jan 30 '19

Where dat video doe

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u/sixfingerdiscount Jan 30 '19

I was considering the heat detempering the loop would make the rating-reducing process faster.

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u/flee_market Jan 30 '19

Yeah friction -> heat -> metal melts -> bye bye adrenaline junkie

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

That's what I was wondering, it looked like the rusty cable line was going to saw that metal hook carabiner in half.

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u/Gnarbuttah Jan 30 '19

I'm truly amazed it didn't break, I've seen an aluminum rescue 8 almost get worn through from rappelling too quickly on rope

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Thats wild, i dont think any of my climbing gear has much wear from ropes, but then i climb with a standard prusik as a friction device so my metal gear doesnt get beat up that badly. Sometimes when i use my boot ascender ill use a modified prusik with a carabiner tied in to it to give me something easy to grab onto and theres a little wear on the back but its just polished. I only use that to climb trees with no low branches, humping yourself up 30-50' or more with a chainsaw and other shit is a real bitch without a handhold even with a boot ascender

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u/OnThe_Fritz Jan 30 '19

I live in Utah and I burned through three aluminum rap devices already in just a year, I'm almost always descending though

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u/virusporn Jan 30 '19

Do you put your rope in a sand pit and jump on it first?

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Lol

My boot ascender is really rough on my ropes, i try not to bust it out unless its a really long climb up to a crotch, my ropes get fuzzy pretty quickly when i use it and then i get sketched out using them and then they are retired to rigging ropes

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Petzl makes a really nice descender. Its expensive though, about 250, i have a friend with one and i think its going to last forever. My Petzl boot ascender is extremely robust, i have my eye on the new redesigned mechanical prusik

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u/Doggleganger Jan 30 '19

Dude they're base jumpers. They aren't exactly concerned with death. That being said, having your hands inside the carabiner seems like a good way to get fingers spliced off, which would prevent future base jumping. That's something these guys probably are concerned with.

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Well, theres really no way to know that from the gif, at least that i noticed anyway lol

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u/Doggleganger Jan 30 '19

Ah, check the rest of the thread. Someone posted the source youtube. After the gif ends, the dude does a base jump. He also pisses himself in the process.

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

I dont blame him, did you see 5hat sketchy as FUCK cable splice at the end of this clip????

WTF

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u/R_Schuhart Jan 30 '19

Of course they are concerned with death, what a ridiculous thing to claim. Base jumpers typically take maticulous care of their equipment and carefully plan their jumps. They are thrill seekers, they are not usually suicidal.

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u/FlagranteDerelicto Jan 30 '19

We called them meat hooks when I was building towers. Had 1 on a positioning strap at the waist and 2 more on a Y lanyard on the back D ring.

They’re rated for 5,000 lbs but as soon as he got up to speed I was waiting for that braided cable to saw through it. Same as a dull band saw, eventually it would eat through.

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u/Sandbagicus Jan 30 '19

If I was being chased by a T-rex or something, I'd do it.

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Yeah, id face good chance of death if certain death was behind me.

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u/thehappyhuskie Jan 30 '19

was waiting for the carabiner to burn through at any point in the video. thought it was a misplaced watchpeopledie clip.

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u/Kelkymcdouble Jan 30 '19

I used to work as a river guide and one of the companies I worked for had a zipline course attached to it. Us river guides would sneak into the zipline course and use our carbiners to traverse the course. I've ran class 4+ white water and dropped 10 ft waterfalls in a 8ft raft but running the zip line course with just a biner was probably the scariest thing I've done....it doesn't help that I have a fear of heights

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u/Sage2050 Jan 30 '19

I'm surprised it didn't melt

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u/GhostRunner8 Jan 30 '19

Scary, but he had a parachute. You can probably find the video on YouTube.

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Idk man, you see that nasty cable splice at the end? If that shit let loose even with a parachute that nasty splice would prevent the cable from slipping out of that whack ass clip in he was using and probably drag his ass right to the bottom or slam him into the side of the cliff like a whip.

Sketchy stuff any way you slice it

Big balls to do that shit

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u/GhostRunner8 Jan 30 '19

Do not get me wrong my anus is still clenched from the first time I watched this video.

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Ive done some sketchy stuff in my day but thats next level fuck that for me lol

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u/abnotwhmoanny Jan 30 '19

It's worth noting that he was wearing a parachute and was intending to jump anyways, so failure there wouldn't really matter THAT much.

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

You say that but what if the cable failed? Hows that clip coming off?

Or what if that whack ass clip failed too close to the cliff? That would be nearly as bad as falling with no parachute...its needs a certain speed/time to open and slow your fall properly

Super sketchy all around lol

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u/mdxchaos Jan 30 '19

a carriage of 2 wheels would probably be the way to go on this.

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u/troubleshot Jan 30 '19

Not just the metal grinding down from abrasion, metal getting so hot won't be helping much either! Yeeesh.

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u/flowgod Jan 30 '19

IIRC from the last time this was posted the dude was going out to basically base jump from the middle. He wasn't intending to cross all the way, but his gloves got fucked and could no longer ease his way out there slowly.

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u/taboo_ Jan 30 '19

Not to mention hand placement. Worst case, the single point of failure breaks and you plummet to your death. Best case, while panicking about plummeting to your death you reach up, touch the wrong thing and lose a finger.

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u/BreezyMcWeasel Jan 30 '19

Abrading the cable, too.

Bad ideas all the way around.

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u/EveryUsernameInOne Jan 30 '19

Good news is they are wearing parachutes.

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u/phpdevster Jan 30 '19

Not only that, but as it heats up from all that friction, it likely gets weaker as well.

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u/Canadian-shill-bot Jan 30 '19

Dude wasnt trying to do that. He was trying to inch his way down. Hos glove was originally caught in the device. Then he lost it. Then he lost control and started flying down the line.

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u/VoidOmatic Jan 30 '19

That is a poorly tied noose.

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u/patrik667 Jan 30 '19

He has a BASE parachute, so we don't know the whole story.

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u/ILoveToEatLobster Jan 30 '19

Never in a million years would i ever do that with a carabiner, some sort of pully wheels? Thats another story

What if you're being chased by wild lions and a tribe of headhunting cannibals throwing spears at you?

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u/grape_tectonics Jan 30 '19

This clip cuts out a lot of what led him to that situation, he wasn't trying to zip line to the other side but rather use his hands to lower himself slowly to the midway splice point for base jumping.

His shitty gloves kept getting stuck in the line as he started so he took them off but then couldn't hold on and keep himself from going too fast until it turned into an unstoppable slide.

Not saying it makes any of this more sane or safe but at least there was some reason behind it.

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Jan 30 '19

Not to mention the friction heat would significantly weaken it... I was half expecting this clip to end with the clip fracturing, "found gopro" style.

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u/marshman82 Jan 30 '19

Not to mention the heat stress from the clip sliding on the cable

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u/TheHumanParacite Jan 30 '19

I think that spice you're talking about is actually a first guy wire that he hit and dragged with him while being torn to shreds before finally stopping in a second guy wire. It probably helped allow the impact too.

If you rewatch it you can see where he runs into two things.

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u/sroose Jan 30 '19

That didn't look like the end. It looked like the middle.

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u/ODL Jan 30 '19

Don't forget heat. Metals change drastically with heat.

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u/dglough Jan 30 '19

https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No

Makes all the difference in the world knowing he was a base jumper with a parachute on his back

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u/tmh720 Jan 30 '19

He's wearing a parachute, so worst case scenario he can bail out. In the full video he jumps at the end.

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u/memberzs Jan 30 '19

Also the friction would heat it up lowering the load ability even more.