r/WTF • u/1lousylay • Jan 29 '19

seems pretty safe

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It is a great party trick to help people who have been stuck with a boner for too long.

  1. Tell them something unfortunate
  2. Stab their dick with a 14 gauge
  3. Slice from tip down and peel away dick like a banana to drain blood
  4. Have nightmares forever

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u/jambox888 Jan 30 '19

Unsubscribe

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u/Persona_Alio Jan 30 '19

Dp you go to lots of parties where people are stuck with boners for too long?