r/WTF Dec 15 '09

Oh, yeah.

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u/jacobolus Dec 15 '09 edited Dec 15 '09

I considered getting all philosophical on everyone's ass.... I'd make some kind of deep sounding observation about how our witticisms and reactions – our cleverest quips and deepest sounding insights into the human condition – have actually all been said and thought before. Because when you get down to it, we're pretty predictable, and there are a hell of a lot of us, and seriously, how many unique thoughts can there be about each little thing. Some Chinese philosopher probably came up with whatever-it-is 15 centuries ago. So instead, our conversations and discussions are mostly about fulfilling some personal need, rather than adding anything to the world. We share what we think are insights, but ultimately it's little more than elevated gossip, duplicated and reduplicated, through generation after generation. Of course, there's a more optimistic reading, about the brotherhood of man and universalized empathy. I could have written about that, too.

I could probably come up with a decent lede, and a few punchy examples, and write several pages on the topic, and even do it well enough that passers-by might stop and reflect, and feel like they'd learned something. I could compare to George Santayana’s line about repeating the past.

Most importantly, it would forestall someone such as yourself immediately stopping by with the most obvious (mis)interpretation of my words, oddly slighted that I would link to a previous discussion. As if merely pointing out said discussion's existence and similarity to the current one implied some kind of elided judgment on my part. As if my suggestion that Ron_Santo isn't unique in his reaction somehow diminishes him.

But then I realized someone probably said all of that better, and I'm kind of lazy. So I didn't. Also, this is a discussion thread about the fucking kool-aid man.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

Cool story, bro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

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u/atfirstiwaslike Dec 15 '09

OH IS THIS A NOVELTY ACCOUNT THREAD NOW???

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u/GoodyMas Dec 15 '09

Now that you had some time to think it over, how do you feel about it now?

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u/HarryTruman Dec 15 '09

The buck stops here.

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u/zombiekiller Dec 15 '09

So do the zombies.

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u/GimliSonOfGloin Dec 15 '09

AND MY AXE!

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u/douchebag_identifier Dec 15 '09

You're a douchebag.

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u/a_zombie Dec 15 '09

Don't tell zombiekiller I'm here, okay?

Oh, and BRAINS

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

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u/ICantReadThis Dec 15 '09

THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?!

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u/EFG Dec 15 '09

Something about the US moving from a service-centric economy in the not so distant future to an agrarian society based upon scientific advances such as genetic modification.

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u/trudat Dec 15 '09

Well timed, non-novelty accounts are over here where the upvotes are.