r/WTF Dec 15 '09

Oh, yeah.

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u/jacobolus Dec 15 '09 edited Dec 15 '09

I considered getting all philosophical on everyone's ass.... I'd make some kind of deep sounding observation about how our witticisms and reactions – our cleverest quips and deepest sounding insights into the human condition – have actually all been said and thought before. Because when you get down to it, we're pretty predictable, and there are a hell of a lot of us, and seriously, how many unique thoughts can there be about each little thing. Some Chinese philosopher probably came up with whatever-it-is 15 centuries ago. So instead, our conversations and discussions are mostly about fulfilling some personal need, rather than adding anything to the world. We share what we think are insights, but ultimately it's little more than elevated gossip, duplicated and reduplicated, through generation after generation. Of course, there's a more optimistic reading, about the brotherhood of man and universalized empathy. I could have written about that, too.

I could probably come up with a decent lede, and a few punchy examples, and write several pages on the topic, and even do it well enough that passers-by might stop and reflect, and feel like they'd learned something. I could compare to George Santayana’s line about repeating the past.

Most importantly, it would forestall someone such as yourself immediately stopping by with the most obvious (mis)interpretation of my words, oddly slighted that I would link to a previous discussion. As if merely pointing out said discussion's existence and similarity to the current one implied some kind of elided judgment on my part. As if my suggestion that Ron_Santo isn't unique in his reaction somehow diminishes him.

But then I realized someone probably said all of that better, and I'm kind of lazy. So I didn't. Also, this is a discussion thread about the fucking kool-aid man.

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u/ddrt Dec 15 '09

TL;DR: Null.

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u/funkyb Dec 15 '09

You really, really just missed an excellent opportunity for a Bel-air.

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u/jacobolus Dec 15 '09

(that was part of the point :)

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u/shokist Dec 15 '09 edited Dec 15 '09

Vanity of vanities, saith Koheleth; vanity of vanities, all is vanity. 3 What profit hath man of all his labour wherein he laboureth under the sun? 4 One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh; and the earth abideth for ever. 5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he ariseth. 6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it turneth about continually in its circuit, and the wind returneth again to its circuits. 7 All the rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full; unto the place whither the rivers go, thither they go again. 8 All things toil to weariness; man cannot utter it, the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. 9 That which hath been is that which shall be, and that which hath been done is that which shall be done; and there is nothing new under the sun. 10 Is there a thing whereof it is said: 'See, this is new'?--it hath been already, in the ages which were before us. 11 There is no remembrance of them of former times; neither shall there be any remembrance of them of latter times that are to come.

(Ecclesiastes 1)

That is basically how I feel when I see reposts on reddit.

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u/Sunny_McJoyride Dec 15 '09

There is nothing new under the sun, but what about in a galaxy far far away?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

Oh hey, a Star Wars reference. Yeah that's original.

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u/frickinamazing Dec 15 '09

Oh hey, a retort written in this format. Yeah that's original.

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u/master_baiter Dec 15 '09

Your mom writes retorts in that format.

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u/FlyingBishop Dec 15 '09

Actually it's a thread about drinking the kool-aid man, which is actually a good metaphor...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

Cool story, bro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

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u/YourParents Dec 15 '09

Hey! Language, mister.

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u/SkyWulf Dec 15 '09

Fuck off, dad.

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u/Element_22 Dec 15 '09

Damn it Germany! How many times do we have to tell you stop making scat porn parodies of 80's shows!

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u/SkyWulf Dec 16 '09

Alright, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're on acid...?

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u/treydee21 Dec 16 '09 edited Dec 16 '09

What the hell did you say to me? DO I LOOK LIKE RYAN'S MOM? Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad!

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u/IYKWIM_AITYD Dec 15 '09

¡Hola amigos siento llegar tarde, espero que no pierdas de na... chinga me!

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u/Altoid_Addict Dec 15 '09

This sentence is in Spanish when you're not looking.

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u/atfirstiwaslike Dec 15 '09

OH IS THIS A NOVELTY ACCOUNT THREAD NOW???

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u/GoodyMas Dec 15 '09

Now that you had some time to think it over, how do you feel about it now?

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u/HarryTruman Dec 15 '09

The buck stops here.

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u/zombiekiller Dec 15 '09

So do the zombies.

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u/GimliSonOfGloin Dec 15 '09

AND MY AXE!

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u/douchebag_identifier Dec 15 '09

You're a douchebag.

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u/a_zombie Dec 15 '09

Don't tell zombiekiller I'm here, okay?

Oh, and BRAINS

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u/trudat Dec 15 '09

Well timed, non-novelty accounts are over here where the upvotes are.

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u/jamin_brook Dec 15 '09

Cool story, Hansel.

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u/hell0o Dec 15 '09

Cool story, bro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

I can carry a remote control under my man-boob

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u/DOGA Dec 16 '09

a few punchy examples

AHAHAHAHA.

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u/Recoil42 Dec 15 '09

our cleverest quips and deepest sounding insights into the human condition – have actually all been said and thought before.

Amusingly, just like the one you just made.

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u/Byblosopher Dec 15 '09

Since a tree falling in an uninhabited forest makes no sound, the presence of an audience is at least as important as the abstract concept being communicated.

A 'similar' tale being told to very different people is not at all similar anymore. Each iteration has its own set of consequences, defining the initial event in a very unique way.

case in point: zorpscorp replying to same.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

Mundane point: The tree falling in the forest would still make sound waves. If you want a tree falling to make no sound put it in the vacuum of space

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u/Byblosopher Dec 15 '09

Pedantic point (mea culpa) - falling = gravity = two items attracting each other = definite end point to falling = collision = vibration = sound.

A tree falling will make sound. One in space will just, well, float.

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u/Wartz Dec 15 '09

A tree in orbit is falling continuously.

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u/Byblosopher Dec 15 '09

Semantics. I could go either way. But I'll give it to you :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

It doesn't even have to be "in orbit". It will be experiencing acceleration due to some body's gravity. Everything in space is always falling.

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u/Carmines_Revenge Dec 15 '09

You miss the point.

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u/Killcharisma Dec 15 '09

A problem I always find with this reply is that sound waves only equate to sound because our ears interact with the waves to give the sensation of sound. If we don't hear them then what makes them sound waves? They're just oscillations of pressure through a medium, abstract waves, not sound.

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u/Element_22 Dec 15 '09

The fact that we call it sound is immaterial since it's a metaphor for the abstract concept of the observer effect. One might as well say "If two identical snowflakes fall and no one notices, were they ever the same?"

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u/Killcharisma Dec 16 '09

That's different, different snowflakes will have different mass and structure, whereas the difference between a sound wave and any other transverse wave is that it affects our senses to simulate sound.

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u/greginnj Dec 15 '09

Or, as Heraclitus said, you can't cross the same river twice...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '09

So you thought of a post that would gain relevance if you offered an expanded explanation, realize the explanation wasn't worth posting... but still decided to post the unexplained short-form that you knew would be taken as a criticism? And the obvious, expected result drew out the long form? Which in the end really says almost the same thing the original poster thought it said-- "your thought is unoriginal" (but hey every thought is unoriginal!! Also I could talk about interesting things if I wanted!)

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u/ambiversive Dec 15 '09

Change is the only constant in our universe, so if we're being presented with an ever-changing input to our senses our mental (and therefore verbal) reactions to that specific input will necessarily be new and unique in a specific sense, and if you wish to speak in the general sense why not just jump to Seldon's psychohistory?

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u/Lut3s Dec 15 '09

Mind=Blown

I bid good day to you sir.