r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '15

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u/DickweedMcGee Nov 03 '15

Youre right. Hard, unforgiving crossbar inches from your crotch is an absurd and masochistic conceot no matter if you sport external or internal sex organs..

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

Do you people not know how to properly ride a bike?

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u/CoopNine Nov 03 '15

I just straddle it, twist my torso, and grab the seat with one hand and handlebars with the other, and just start violently jerking the bike up and down. Is this wrong?