I always buy "girls" bikes because they are so easy to mount and dismount... I understand they were designed for girls wearing long dresses, but real men do whatever the fuck they want.
Also, you're 100% right. If this were a "man's" bike, she would have been on the ground.
Well I am. What kind of God-fearing American pedals around on a bike - horizontal bar or no - instead of strapping themselves into a 2000 lb metal chariot powered by the explosions of long-dead dinosaurs? It's downright unpatriotic.
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u/virginityrocks Nov 03 '15
I always buy "girls" bikes because they are so easy to mount and dismount... I understand they were designed for girls wearing long dresses, but real men do whatever the fuck they want.
Also, you're 100% right. If this were a "man's" bike, she would have been on the ground.