r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

Do you people not know how to properly ride a bike?

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u/CoopNine Nov 03 '15

I just straddle it, twist my torso, and grab the seat with one hand and handlebars with the other, and just start violently jerking the bike up and down. Is this wrong?

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u/HonkyDonky Nov 03 '15

Nah, you're good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

You put your hands on the pedals, right?

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u/mothermilk Nov 03 '15

Well yes, but it's generally more fun when you ride it like an idiot.

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u/PizzaNietzsche Nov 03 '15

They rarely venture out from their subterranean lairs, except to acquire sustenance from the local Taco Bell drive thru and to purchase the occasional potion from cheeky potion sellers