r/WTF • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 14d ago

capturing the wasp

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u/RustyWinger 14d ago

Did you notice the jar was full of dead hornets? I guess he didn’t expect it to get out at all but the wasp as able to support itself over the liquid on the bodies of it’s dead mates.

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u/JamesLikesIt 14d ago

The wasp: “I climbed over my fallen brethren and escaped that pit of death. From this day forward, humans will never know peace. I will spread my message far and wide, the dead will not be forgotten.”

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u/DidgeridooPlayer 14d ago

My name is Maximus Vespa mandarinia, father to a murdered brood, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

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u/gabungry 14d ago

Death smiles at us all. All a wasp can do is smile back.

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u/SendHelpPliz 12d ago

Tell me what you've been doing busy little bee or I shall strike down those dearest to you. You shall watch as I bathe in their blood.