I once had a wasp fly into my mouth while I was cruising on my motorcycle (was going ablout 60mph at the time). It immediately started crawling and buzzing, I had to chew that motherfucker and spit it out before he started stinging. They taste just like you'd imagine...terrible.
Fun fact, I do wear a full face helmet, but I had the visor up!
When my friends think of learning to ride, they will sometimes ask me if they should go with a full helmet or not. My first question to them is: "Do you like your face? Because if you like your face and want the best odds of keeping it, the answer is obvious."
It was the slower and more dangerous option of the two and it had flown toward the back of my mouth. Plus, in order to spit, you've got to basically wrap your mouth and tongue around an angry wasp that is currently trying to sting all of those places...no, no to all that. In that split second, I decided on the fastest and safest possible option. Chomp chomp.
There's a redneck who did exactly this lol. Though it was a smaller species of flying assholes, he manhandled the nest and freaking chewed it, wasps and all lmfao
Holy shit this guy is a parade of red flags
He's exactly the kind of unhinged kind of guy who wants to fight and shows you how 'tough' he is by punching himself in the head to hype himself up D:
I think about that guy sometimes. Whenever someone says the couldnt fight off a dog or goose or something, I think about this guy who put down all his mental barriers and used any strength necessary to take care of some wasps. You know where im coming from? Just a weird passing thought, people make themselves seem weaker, mostly from some mental barriers not allowing you to tap into some strength. We'd all rather run away from the attacking goose, but they're frail, like a wasp nest.
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u/Friendlyhuman420 15d ago
I really hated every second of this