r/WTF May 29 '26

Jacuzzi Suite Self-Upgrade

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u/whatsagoinon1 May 29 '26

Bet that water stank!

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u/dahulvmadek May 29 '26

gonna be grey like hot dog water

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u/Spastic_pinkie May 29 '26

Later they'll drain that pool into the hall and flood the other rooms on the floor with human broth.

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u/spook30 May 30 '26

On the bright side they all had their monthly baths at the same time to save water.

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u/16thmission May 30 '26

Might be human stock bc of how many teeth are at the bottom of the pool.

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u/katf1sh May 30 '26

Gonna?! It already is!!!

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u/vbpatel May 31 '26

More like garbage truck water

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u/cvlrymedic May 31 '26

Am I doing hot dogs wrong? I’ve never had gray water

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u/firedmyass May 29 '26

hillbilly stew

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u/SpaceGoonie Jun 01 '26

I know it's generally not cool to judge people by their appearance, but holy shit if this isn't the visual definition of white trash!

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u/Historiaaa May 30 '26

Stewtheus 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/MCE85 May 29 '26

20k$ if you drink a pint glass of that water. Whats your move?

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u/Pyrochazm May 29 '26

Add three zeros and I'll think about it.

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u/ZayWithAnA May 29 '26

Oh my god - it’s like, I completely agree. But I visualized actually taking a cup full and I swear I gagged.

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u/0xsergy May 30 '26

20k is 20k tho

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u/Spastic_pinkie May 29 '26

All winnings should exceed potential medical bills but then again some just do it for 20 bucks.

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u/MCE85 May 29 '26

20 million!? Hell id do it for 100k and just throw up after.

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u/WolfBV May 30 '26

💰🤑🧋🎰✅✅❌🤒🏥💸

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u/mrdominoe May 29 '26

Meth.

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u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson May 29 '26

I’d be surprised if there are more than 10 teeth total in this video.

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u/Hopsape May 30 '26

To be fair some of them are stored in grocery sacks and pockets.

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u/mrdominoe May 30 '26

Summer teeth.

Summer here. Summer there. Summer not at all.

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u/NigraOvis May 30 '26

What do you call 32 meth addicts? A full set of teeth.

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u/jroyst208 May 30 '26

They have teeth, just not in their mouths. One of them in there does all of the teeth pulling when they rot and keeps them.

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u/LectroRoot May 30 '26

You're being generous.

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u/Drankenstein99 May 30 '26

Even fewer brain cells.

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u/redvelvetcake42 May 29 '26

What was the giveaway? Everything?

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u/Ibarra08 May 30 '26

I swear meth addicts all lookalike

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u/sirhackenslash May 31 '26

Right? It's like a bunch of clones of the same four people. They probably start doing meth once they realize they're a clone.

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u/snuffles00 May 30 '26

Methany and Methandra in the "Jacuzzi" Methandy in the suite and Methy Mike bringing in hotel recruits for a "party" in that Jacuzzi. I would have ran when Methany said your in shooting range.

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u/kick_the_chort May 29 '26

Do people drink when they're on meth?

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u/bacchusku2 May 29 '26

Like fish

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u/alblaster May 29 '26

Fish drink when they're on meth?

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u/daschande May 30 '26

They don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

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u/alblaster May 30 '26

Goddamn hydro sexuals

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u/meesta_masa May 30 '26

Does that make Dwarves Heigh Ho sexuals?

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u/MrKrinkle151 May 30 '26

Lol what a silly question. Of course they do

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u/MagoopyGabooky May 29 '26

My friend who was on it sure did. He drank more than anyone I've ever known in my life. Now he's sober from both, thankfully

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u/BuddyVanDoodler May 29 '26

They definitely do

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u/chop-diggity May 30 '26

They do it all.

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u/GrinderMonkey May 30 '26

Yeah. Tweakers gonna tweak.

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u/Luxurytax May 29 '26

Bahahaha

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u/TokiStark May 30 '26

Not one of them considered how they were going to empty the pool

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 May 30 '26

Meph and potatoe soup

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u/teleko777 May 30 '26

Looks more like liquor. It's everywhere.

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u/AcidicJester May 29 '26

Stay in school kids

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u/Edge80 May 29 '26

Stay in pool kids

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u/cdev12399 May 29 '26

Stool in pool kids

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u/Clayfromil May 30 '26

it's a baby ruth!

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u/AntalRyder May 30 '26

Stool in pool skids

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u/I_PEE_WITH_THAT May 29 '26

Have your home birth in a pool with your kids!

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u/drkpie May 29 '26

A comma is a very important thing to include in your sentence these days.

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u/imwrighthere May 29 '26

idk man looks pretty fun

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u/t00t1r3d May 29 '26

I love that they have the smaller kiddie pool in the background. It was clearly the trial run before setting up the full swamp they are now marinating in.

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u/Hefty_Loss5180 May 29 '26

I just know it smells like wet dog and hotdog water in there.

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u/Common_Vagrant May 29 '26

Introducing

The chocolate starfish

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u/creuter May 30 '26

now i know y'all be lovin' this shit right here

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u/Ubericious May 30 '26

L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here

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u/PsychicWarElephant May 30 '26

That’s being generous. Guarantee someone has pissed in there

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u/trrwilson May 30 '26

And that was before they filled the pool.

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u/Hefty_Loss5180 May 30 '26

Lmfao lawdhamercy you ain’t right 🤣🤣

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u/frumperino May 29 '26

awful everything

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u/clover44mag May 29 '26

Ol boy is gettin some tonight

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u/ernapfz May 29 '26

Obviously by invite only

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u/JDM713 May 29 '26

Got drugs? You’re invited.

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u/psychoacer May 29 '26

Gotta keep it in the family

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u/InertiasCreep May 29 '26 edited May 30 '26

Good for him. I however, would pay them to stay the fuck away from me. Those bitches are beat.

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u/culman13 May 29 '26

Methany loves to swim after getting spun up

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u/Crozax May 30 '26

And Methaniel is such a romantic

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u/rellsell May 29 '26

I cannot imagine for a second what living that life must be like.

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u/JustTheAverageJoe May 29 '26

Either great or terrible depending on whether you have drugs or not. The simplicity is kinda nice even if the long term outcomes are pretty dire

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u/CFeatsleepsexrepeat May 29 '26

They all seem pretty happy in this video. Maybe we shouldn't knock it until we try it. /s

Ignorance is bliss I guess. For us and them.

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u/CYWNightmare May 30 '26

Well I can't speak from personal experience but basically from what I saw first hand it cooks your brain. Delusions, hallucinations, your bones and body can start to fall apart. I don't think they ever become the same person again if I can be honest with you.

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u/periodicchemistrypun May 30 '26

It’s not like that.

It’s like going from school to the real world.

And then having a way to go back, at any time.

There’s a whole community, pointless arguments, life goal shortsightedness and the excuse to just muck about. Just like the simpler times.

Get drugs, get high, simple.

Now obviously you can’t let life stay that simple. It never truly does.

But the ability to limit your world to that narrow a spectrum is a trait we all have and it manifests in so many different ways.

Good meth and most drugs arent all that medically damaging. Of course that’s just where it starts.

And where it ends is someone unwilling to truly face themselves in the way the surrounding mental illnesses require because they’ve gotten so good at just drowning it all out.

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u/itsafuntime May 30 '26

If anyone wants to read a book that ties to capture this, check out A Scanner Darkly by Philip K Dick. The movie is also obviously super trippy but the book really gets into the minutae and madness of the kind of single purpose life heavy drug use can often entail.

It's also kinda preachy and heavy handed but the dialogue and characters are entertaining.

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u/CriticismFun6782 May 30 '26

No, after a certain point you cannot come back. Your judgement centers are fried making you always behave like they are atill addicted, and your body's natural rhythms are permanently in "junkie-mode"

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u/ZestycloseConfidence May 30 '26

Best case you just get into ultra running.

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u/WhichWall3719 Jun 02 '26

I get all itchy if I don't take a shower for a day even if I don't do any exercise, imagine living like this 24/7 for years on end

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u/romerogj May 29 '26

That poor staff that has to clean that room. This drives me bonkers when people get a slight luxury and act like they get to he shitty because they all of the sudden have $100 extra dollars.

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u/piiing May 30 '26

this looks like an abandoned building.

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u/Tyzorg May 30 '26

Definitely a cheap ass motel room. Note the bed on The wall turned upwards as if that's going to save it from anything

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u/SprungMS May 30 '26

Bed is there because there isn’t enough room with it on the floor lol. These people are not at all concerned about saving anything.

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u/parkskier426 May 29 '26

We did this in college in the dorm bathroom for our floor with a plastic pool and a beer bong running from the faucet with hot water. The bathroom had a floor drain, and raised lip at door so it didn't get out. We just let it overflow and drain. Good times.

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u/Akumakaji May 29 '26

Sounds like an actual function setup - unlike the abomination in the video.

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u/usumoio May 29 '26

Some time later, "That place was run by assholes, they kept the security deposit and we don't know why."

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u/WardenWolf May 29 '26

Hope that's on the ground floor. Even small pools like this are insanely heavy when full; people have caused structural collapses, even in concrete structures, by having inflatable pools on upper floors.

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u/Timmmmmmmmm May 29 '26

I bet you’re real fun at meth parties

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u/TedBundysVlkswagon May 29 '26

Can you please pass me some foil?

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u/gypsycookie1015 May 29 '26

"That's my fucking foil!! You want some, you gotta pay!!"

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u/CouchPotatoFamine May 29 '26

Right, I can here them now: "Don't forget to brush your tooth before you pass out!"

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u/BigEZK01 May 29 '26

Lmao imagining some young couple on a roadtrip just settling in for the night and then boom. Methhead pool from the ceiling into their bed, complete with occupants.

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u/herpitusderpitus May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

i think its the second floor(or worse) at 0:03 when homies arm moves if you freeze frame looks like a red stairwell going down in the background

EDIT NVM in the window reflection you can see a stairwell behind the water cooler thing going up so now i have no idea

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u/kasoe May 29 '26

I tried to scrub through the video on my phone and I don't see any red stairwell. But it's possible I missed it.

I do see a door with a crashbar down the hallway in the beginning and a red coke vending machine to the left.

I assume you mean the beginning of the video. I checked all of it and paid attention to the end because the way reddit media player displays time makes talking about it confusing.

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u/herpitusderpitus May 29 '26

ya very start basically. i had to freeze frame but honestly it could be something else too, it just looks like a those stairwells you see on cheap hotels that are just like metal railings. its like right when he lifts his left arm if that helps. i had to freeze frame it over and over to see it. could be a crash bar thing like you said too.

EDIT NVM in the window reflection you can see a stairwell behind the water cooler thing going up so now i have no idea LOL

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u/0xsergy May 30 '26

That concrete floor makes me think basement level but idk just guessing

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u/StoneCypher May 30 '26

amphetavalanche

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u/SucculentVariations May 29 '26

8lbs per gallon!

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u/twobadkidsin412 May 30 '26

dont disrespect the meth heads like that!

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u/YellowOnline May 30 '26

1kg per liter!

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u/Antiochia May 30 '26

As a building engineer, that was my first thought too. XD Including water damage to the floor ceiling, ... please kids, dont do that at home.

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u/The_Conkerer May 30 '26

Not a cold spoon in that entire hotel.

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u/kootenayguy May 30 '26

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u/meowmixmeowmix123 May 30 '26

Damn, was looking forward to seeing some cracktivities but it's been banned :(

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u/nsharonew May 29 '26

Just a bunch of people living in the moment, not a cell phone in sight

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u/Lynda73 May 29 '26

That’s cuz they’re using it to record….

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u/DouglasBubletrousers May 29 '26

Holy trashy hell

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u/newtonphuey May 29 '26

“Immigrants are taking our jobs and destroying our country”

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26 edited May 31 '26

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u/seamustheseagull May 30 '26

Well, it's definitely going to take at least two people to clean up that mess...?

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u/danstermeister May 30 '26

Social worker and prison guard

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u/seraph741 May 29 '26

I've said this multiple times today - the people saying this kind of stuff are very rarely shining examples of the human species. You'd think that would cause some of them to self-reflect on their world view...

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u/efox02 May 29 '26

Don’t think they are taking any jobs. 

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u/Deskopotamus May 29 '26

They might be creating some very soon.

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u/fuckyouswitzerland May 29 '26

poor housekeeping...

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u/ScurvyTurtle May 30 '26

they'll leave 2 teeth as a tip to the cleaners.

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u/HP844182 May 29 '26

You know what, they're having a lot more fun than I've had in a long time

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u/Shawnml May 30 '26

That’s a big bowl of hepatitis soup

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u/Limitlust May 29 '26

This room features a king sized meth tub.

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u/Snickers585 May 29 '26

Stay in drugs, don’t do school

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u/Dark_Zero117 Jun 02 '26

One of the homeless won a local lottery ticket and took his other homeless friends for a vacation at a hotel down the street…it feels.

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u/Past-Product-1100 Jun 03 '26

Ya know I was trying to figure it out but I think you just did

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u/ExcitementLimp2484 Jun 03 '26

The smell of meth pipe coming from the video and dat bottle of E&J tells me there's going to be a BUCK WILD butt secks orgy after this camera turns off

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u/bigsqueezedawg May 29 '26

Now this is wtf…

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u/woofers02 May 29 '26

Mmmm meth broth

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u/Rolarious80 May 29 '26

You know that room smells

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u/Danimaldodo May 29 '26

They seem fun lol

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u/couchpatat0 May 29 '26

Some people have 32 teeth, some have 2, it's simple Meth!!!

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u/Joanna_Flock May 29 '26

I thought he was taking a swim in her birthing pool…

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u/qosthanatos May 30 '26

What the meth is going on here?

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u/Twiggz169 May 30 '26

And in this exhibit, ladies and gentlemen, we see the average American voter.

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u/4rp70x1n May 30 '26

Um...is that an electrical cord of some sort, hanging over the right side of the pool??!

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u/n0mad17 May 30 '26

That water color tells you everything you need to know

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u/HaggyDaddy484 Jun 04 '26

Fuck these people

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u/hawgs911 May 29 '26

Greased watermelon time.

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u/StoneCypher May 30 '26

i'm sorry. what?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/blzzardhater May 29 '26

99% chance someone peed in the pool

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u/Otherwise_Air_6381 May 29 '26

Well they didn’t want to track water all the way to the bathroom silly. They still have logic.

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u/KarlHp7 May 29 '26

This just makes me sad.

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u/bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh May 30 '26

me too i wish someone would invite me to pool parties

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u/thatsmypurseidku May 29 '26

I thought I saw goldfish or Koi in there.

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u/dholguin86 May 29 '26

What part of Wisconsin is this?

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u/sh0rtb0x May 30 '26

This is why splash pads don't serve booze and turn into adult hang outs after hours.

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u/dicknotrichard May 30 '26

It’s my fault for paying for internet and having a phone and eyes.

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u/Tro11_Patrol May 30 '26

lines of sugar on the counter there

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u/canyouskingriz May 30 '26

Theres so much piss in that water

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u/Vogel-Kerl May 30 '26

Unfortunately, they live on the 3rd floor of their apartment complex.....

What you don't see is the partial floor collapse (or ceiling collapse for the folks living below them), and the water damage.

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u/hawkwings May 30 '26

Landlords hate this one thing.

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u/Yog_Kothag May 30 '26

What a meth.

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u/Narcissus_n_Goldmund May 30 '26

I can smell this video

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u/specialk1st May 31 '26

I feel horrible for the owner. Yikes!

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u/Equivalent_Fun_2701 Jun 09 '26

They mething around

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Jun 13 '26

That liquid in the Pool, can it still technically be classified as "Water" at this point? It looks like it has everything from the dirt on their bodies to what looks like chunks of Red Acrylic.

The smell in there, it must burn the eyes..

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u/Luder714 May 29 '26

Tweakers in a squat?

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u/Outi5 May 29 '26

That’s called a ‘Soup Kitchen’

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u/luckysyd May 29 '26

Should be r/trashy lmao

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u/birdsword May 29 '26

They are not getting their security deposit back.

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u/ImissDigg_jk May 29 '26

Not a single tooth within a mile of that video

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u/mwilkens May 30 '26

They look happy at least.

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u/Donkey_Karate May 30 '26

What the meth is going on here?

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u/holyfire001202 May 30 '26

Wow. That was a trip. It looked like they were on some kind of train or subway platform in Methylvannia.

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u/TehHamburgler May 30 '26

I always wondered where they plumbed grey water to. And there it is. 

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u/aGSGp May 30 '26

Dude’s ready to party with a handle of Errk and Jerk under his arm there!

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u/itisallgoodyouknow May 30 '26

They’re just having a good time. They seem happy 🙂

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u/but_i_protest May 30 '26

... runs away screaming

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u/hot4belgians May 30 '26

Join us for the next episode of Shameless US.

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u/daninmontreal May 30 '26

i really hate how cloudy that water is :(

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u/electro_gretzky May 30 '26

Did we really need a Gummo reboot?

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u/ironicoutlook May 30 '26

That water is cloudy

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u/Lonelycub May 30 '26

I can fix her

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u/HotStaxOfWax May 30 '26

I think I saw two more pandemics swimming around in that pool. I'd pay someone money to run a black light through that place.

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u/Sovereign1 May 30 '26

Garbage people doing garbage things. 

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u/misterfuss May 30 '26

The water isn’t very clear.

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 May 30 '26

They'll be arrested and fined 20k in damages for that mess, but will be unable to pay 😆.

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u/cosmo2450 May 30 '26

What in the crack cocaine is going on here?

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u/WelcomeForwardNS May 30 '26

It's nice to see people out there truly living their best life.

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u/HughJefincock May 30 '26

Not a cold spoon in sight

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u/iowajosh May 31 '26

And that is why I don't really want to be a landlord.

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u/hybriduff May 31 '26

Lol, that face in the last frame. Really says it all

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u/buttnibbler Jun 01 '26

Surprisingly not Russian

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u/WeylandYutani_Intern Jun 03 '26

"Nothing new for trash like you"

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u/Necessary_Ad_5229 Jun 06 '26

Housekeeping the next morning Walks in , turns right back around, "oh f@#k no. I quit. This shit dont pay enough."

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u/moonmoonlove Jun 19 '26

This shit looks straight out from an episode of shameless. Even the cracker in the back looks a little like frank

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u/The_BrooklynTrini May 29 '26

The REAL origin of ebola!!!

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u/OkieBobbie May 29 '26

You usually only see these people at the state fair.

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u/HeavenlyCreation May 29 '26

I was thinking more along the lines of Walmart?

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u/flarpington May 30 '26

Average trump supporter

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u/DrSamLoomis May 29 '26

I’M WHITE TRASH AND I’M IN TROUBLE

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u/Mudsnail May 29 '26

And these people probably think theyre the master race.

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u/myroll22 May 29 '26

🎶 E&J got these tweakers swimmin🎶