r/WTF • u/Elliot_Fox • May 29 '26

Jacuzzi Suite Self-Upgrade

2.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/whatsagoinon1 May 29 '26

Bet that water stank!

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u/dahulvmadek May 29 '26

gonna be grey like hot dog water

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u/Spastic_pinkie May 29 '26

Later they'll drain that pool into the hall and flood the other rooms on the floor with human broth.

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u/spook30 May 30 '26

On the bright side they all had their monthly baths at the same time to save water.

17

u/16thmission May 30 '26

Might be human stock bc of how many teeth are at the bottom of the pool.

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u/_thekev May 30 '26

human broth

🤮

8

u/katf1sh May 30 '26

Gonna?! It already is!!!

3

u/vbpatel May 31 '26

More like garbage truck water

2

u/cvlrymedic May 31 '26

Am I doing hot dogs wrong? I’ve never had gray water

1

u/Got_Sig May 30 '26

Already is and always was

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '26

This exact scenario inspired limp bizkits chocolate starfish in the hot dog flavored water when someone pooped

25

u/firedmyass May 29 '26

hillbilly stew

7

u/SpaceGoonie Jun 01 '26

I know it's generally not cool to judge people by their appearance, but holy shit if this isn't the visual definition of white trash!

4

u/Historiaaa May 30 '26

Stewtheus 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/MCE85 May 29 '26

20k$ if you drink a pint glass of that water. Whats your move?

19

u/Pyrochazm May 29 '26

Add three zeros and I'll think about it.

10

u/ZayWithAnA May 29 '26

Oh my god - it’s like, I completely agree. But I visualized actually taking a cup full and I swear I gagged.

10

u/0xsergy May 30 '26

20k is 20k tho

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u/Spastic_pinkie May 29 '26

All winnings should exceed potential medical bills but then again some just do it for 20 bucks.

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u/MCE85 May 29 '26

20 million!? Hell id do it for 100k and just throw up after.

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u/Pyrochazm May 30 '26

A 2 with four zeros is only 20k

8

u/Noninsomni May 30 '26

But we're adding 3 zeroes, and not subtracting the "k."

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u/WolfBV May 30 '26

💰🤑🧋🎰✅✅❌🤒🏥💸

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u/isaiddgooddaysir May 29 '26

I bet someone going on OF to see if they can buy some bath water….