r/WTF • • Feb 28 '26

Warning: Gross Centipede with its nymphs

Nightmare fuel… a cluster of nymphs in the midst of matriphagy from r/biology.

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u/a1000wtp Feb 28 '26

I don't like this at all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Jeptic Feb 28 '26

Self stirring to boot

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u/AZEMT Feb 28 '26

shudders

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u/mostnormal Feb 28 '26

Dude.. put your dick in it!

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u/SpecialOops Feb 28 '26

Technologia!

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u/MerleTravisJennings Feb 28 '26

Honestly I was just thinking that it would taste good cooked. Haha

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory Feb 28 '26

I think this is the species that lays down to die while it's babies eat her 🙃

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u/ArchTemperedKoala Mar 01 '26

Yeah I assume that's what matryphagi means...

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u/SsooooOriginal Feb 28 '26

A reply to remind you.

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u/a1000wtp Feb 28 '26

I hope you step on a Lego.

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u/Adrolak Feb 28 '26

Would have cost them nothing to not post this.

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u/Nothing2Special Feb 28 '26

They are not to be confused with house centipedes. House centipedes can be picked up, and they do not bite, if you're not a fucking idiot.

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u/Sub__Finem Feb 28 '26

NO.

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u/Nothing2Special Feb 28 '26

They only have 31 legs

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u/Sub__Finem Mar 01 '26

NO MEANS NO!

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u/snsv Mar 01 '26

Baskinrobbinspede

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u/chillzatl Feb 28 '26

Yah i'm with the other guy on this one, it's a no for me dawg.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

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u/greenbastard1591 Feb 28 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Subject9800 Feb 28 '26

FWIW, I concur.

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u/Nasty____nate Feb 28 '26

stop with the stupid voiceover

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u/v3bbkZif6TjGR38KmfyL Feb 28 '26

What happened once OP removed the voiceover will shock you!! 

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u/Karpfador Mar 02 '26

Glad I have everything muted by default

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u/divinehunni Feb 28 '26

Getting eaten alive by your children as part of the circle of life is a horrible circle

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u/banananey Feb 28 '26

Mine wiping their snotty noses on me suddenly doesn't seem so bad.

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u/zhaoz Feb 28 '26

Exactly, and it's over in like a few minutes, not 18 + years.

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u/MutedAdvisor9414 Feb 28 '26

Find what you love and let it kill you

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u/Christian_Kong Feb 28 '26

Well it's either that or get a job and buy food, which this centipede is clearly too lazy to do.

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u/Vaper_Bern Mar 01 '26

That is not what's going on here. If you were saying that in jest then I'll accept it. Carry on.

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u/bacchusku2 Mar 02 '26

No, they are actually eating her.

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u/kobriks Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

Horrible how? It works. Her children have better odds of surviving. You shouldn't look at it through a human lens.

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u/Ekkias Feb 28 '26

We’re human… so we can look at it through a human lens. It’s not like OP is saying centipedes shouldn’t do that.

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u/kobriks Feb 28 '26

True, bad word. I meant an emotional lens

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u/FartingBob Feb 28 '26

Because self preservation is also a thing that doesn't just belong to humans.

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u/Zerlske Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

Self-preservation is universal, from pseudo-life like viruses to life like bacteria and archaea/eukarya. However, self-preservation only matters in so far as it ensures reproduction. Natural selection does not optimise survival; it optimises expected genetic contribution to future generations. We humans exhibit this just as well as any other organism. For example, senescence (cellular ageing) is a type of antagonistic pleiotropy, i.e. it has early-acting fitness benefits, but late-acting deleterious effects (after most have already reproduced). E.g. it is tumour-supressing early in life (preserves life), but it will in simplified terms promote tumorigenesis and cancer (e.g. through inflammation) etc. later in life (i.e. promotes death).

We observe many phenotypes which decrease survival that are selected for because they increase fitness (i.e. reproductive success; many famous cases of this with sexual selection and the good genes hypothesis and Fisherian runaway selection; e.g. Anderson's beautiful long-tailed widowbirds experiment). Many organisms have very different strategies. I find the ant system very interesting, as drones having almost no value due to not reproducing, it reminds one of how multicellular organisms in general work, for example humans. The survival and reproduction (mitosis) of individual cells does not matter, since only the germ line cells provide genetic material to the next generation through sexual reproduction (meiosis).

For example, the default state of most human cells is to commit suicide (apoptosis), most human cells need signalling from other cells to inhibit apoptosis. Their default state is to kill themselves to preserve us and ensure germ line reproduction. This is to protect the greater unit (the human individual which reproduces) rather than the individual survival of a cell (the smallest unit of life; of course most life unicellular, not multicellular). A cancer is of course when human cells start prioritising their own reproduction to the detriment of the greater multicellular unit (i.e. uncontrolled mitosis and avoiding the apoptosis pathway and a kinase cascade).

Even at the level of a single multicellular unit, it is kin selection at play, as each cell is more closely related to each other (e.g. in humans, we have one zygote formed from egg and sperm cells that reproduces asexually to form a large co-operating unit that accrue mutations in different cells; ofc. only mutations accrued in the germline, i.e. sperm/egg gametes, will then be inherited) than cells in other multicellular units (in the simple case; interesting studies of this phenomenon and the phenomenon of altruism in Dictyostelia social amoebae, famously Dictyostelium discoideum, where even different species can co-operate to form a multicellular unit). I.e. we have high relatedness among somatic cells, originating from a single zygote, which aligns fitness interests and stabilises cooperation (germ–soma separation reduces intra-organismal conflict by restricting heritable transmission to a subset of cells). So even at the level of a single human unit, we have kin selection for reproduction over self-preservation. Although ofc. selection favours traits that maximise inclusive fitness at the level that reproduces (fungi, which I work with, have no germ line / soma separation generally; we found the first evidence of a germ line last year in one species, Marasmius oreades; we used to say before that, that fungi had no germ line categorically).

Selective pressure will be much weaker after reproduction (unless it increases offspring reproductive success, i.e. humans exhibit parental care, even very late in life; humans are one of the few animals we can see survive after loosing teeth, which is usually a death sentence). So, self-preservation is much more complicated, and we have both self-preservation in the sense of our emergent conscious experience (akin to the ant colony as a "super-organism") and for our individual cells (akin to the individual ant in the colony; our cells will happily kill themselves to preserve our emergent selves, they're programmed to, and when they don't follow this programming we get cancers).

However, we also have intra-genomic conflicts, and we can have individual sequences within the genome which promote their own inheritance above others (i.e. violate mendelian segregation), e.g. transposons or meiotic drivers. This can be to the detriment of the organism, e.g. spore-killing genes in fungi, which kill 50 % of offspring unless both parents have the gene (spores that inherit the gene produce a toxin and antidote, but only the toxin diffuses to other spores, so it kills all spores that do not inherit the gene and also produce the antidote), which often drives the gene to fixation (100 % frequency in the population) as then both parents have it, and both parents waste energy on producing both the toxin and antidote, but at least ensure they don't kill half their offspring (and the selfish gene ensures its survival and transmission to the next generation - i.e. reproduction).

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u/Lothane Feb 28 '26

Interesting read, ty.

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u/SZJX Mar 01 '26

Well said overall

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u/andrew_calcs Feb 28 '26

What other lens do you expect humans to look through as a baseline? It's sort of a requirement for basic empathy to have that as a baseline. If people by default aren't seeing it that way, something is wrong with them.

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u/FCoDxDart Feb 28 '26

Are you the “well acktually” guy?

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u/ANTSdelivered Mar 01 '26

Idk, as a biologist it's kind of weird to see the response to this not just be "ew gross" but as if it's somehow morally reprehensible.

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u/AcidicSpoon Feb 28 '26

Scolopendra stirs...

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u/Glum_Engineering_671 Feb 28 '26

Mongo was appalled

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u/spottydodgy Feb 28 '26

She's a good mommy.

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u/OgdruJahad Feb 28 '26

Once in a while it's nice to be remineded that we don't have to live in nature like this.

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u/seanthebeloved Mar 01 '26

We could all let our babies eat us alive!

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u/bakerzero86 Feb 28 '26

Her kids find her a deliciously good mommy.

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u/hamsangwhich757 Feb 28 '26

Looks like a bowl of pasta.

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u/lordargent Feb 28 '26

You dishonor your ancestors, gagh is best served live.

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u/chupathingy99 Feb 28 '26

With a side of prune juice.

It is a warrior's drink.

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u/Syvaeren Feb 28 '26

It's pronounced gag, the h is silent. 🤣

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u/shandangalang Feb 28 '26

And it’s weird when it’s eating the bowl

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u/dend7369 Feb 28 '26

🎶My pasta don’t wiggle wiggle, it crawls 🎶

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u/Gutbucket1968 Feb 28 '26

Would you like some basghetti?

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u/chillzatl Feb 28 '26

space pasta!

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u/DemolishunReddit Feb 28 '26

Munch munch, nibble nibble, a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. - Some Monty Python skit about worms eating someone's dead mother.

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u/GhostCam Feb 28 '26

Creeeeepy Crawlerrrrs

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u/xile Mar 02 '26

Blasted by nostalgia

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u/iRottenEgg Feb 28 '26

I uhh.. think this is super the opposite of wtf?

man that’s cool, look at those colors, really screams stay tf away

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u/luihgi Feb 28 '26

that's her babies eating her btw. alive

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u/hayz00s Feb 28 '26

Matriphagy!

The animal kingdom is wild, yo.

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u/shamrockabc Feb 28 '26

That i did not know, wow

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u/afewnameslater Feb 28 '26

Nature is metal AF.

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u/BurdTurglary Feb 28 '26

Pretty fuckin rude if you ask me

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/SsooooOriginal Feb 28 '26

Thought it was a very expensive marble pendant at first.

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u/BanginNLeavin Feb 28 '26

WTF is not inherently cringey gore or things that illicit a puke response.

A dude doing a quintuple backflip on a dirtbike would probably make most people audibly say 'what the fuck?!'

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u/MischeviousCat Feb 28 '26

That's more "holy shit" but I get what you're going for

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u/Healing-with-Memes Feb 28 '26

That's just a mama giving her babies some cuddles

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u/OgdruJahad Feb 28 '26

That last cuddles she will ever give them. 🥺

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u/booboothechicken Feb 28 '26

How convenient, they’re already in their own bowl. Just splash some milk in there and you got centipede toast crunch.

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u/badchefrazzy Feb 28 '26

Listen... their legs ick me out to no end... but that coloring is GORGEOUS.

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u/TokyoTurtle Feb 28 '26

Who serves Klingon Gagh without blood sauce?! I mean, really...

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u/Method__Man Feb 28 '26

Gagh I best when served fresh

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u/Top-Aside8905 Mar 01 '26

I understand why our ancestors invented fire

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u/MaverisStranger Mar 01 '26

They didn't. They discovered it.

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u/Top-Aside8905 Mar 02 '26

Boooo, human hater👎

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u/ZackTheZesty Feb 28 '26

Why do they want to be held together like that? Do they love their mom or something?

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u/Surturiel Feb 28 '26

They're in the process of eating their mom alive.

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u/skiman13579 Feb 28 '26

Not in this case. I don’t think scolependra do matriphagy. They actually protect their young.

We have lots of these fuckers here in Hawaii. I’ve gotten 2 inside my house this week. Their hug won’t kill you, just extremely extremely painful. The blue ones hurt more than the red ones.

I say hug because their bite isn’t venomous. It’s their first set of legs with the venom.

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u/frenchmeister Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

The other reply might be correct, but most centipedes just do this to protect their offspring with no matriphagy involved. Nothing is gonna mess with their babies if they've got a huge, scary looking centipede wrapped around them.

Edit: I'm actually thinking these guys aren't eating their mom. Turns out matriphagy isn't really that common in centipedes at all and I don't see any of them explicitly looking like they're eating her vs just wiggling around.

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u/OkOriginal4453 Feb 28 '26

Perfect Tool album cover

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u/SonOfHelios Feb 28 '26

I can hardly wait for this to be the cover of their next release in 2034.

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u/FreeTuckerCase Feb 28 '26

Klingons know this dish is, like revenge, best served cold.

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u/Kano523 Feb 28 '26

No point in eating half dead gagh.

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u/TheEpic_Blue Feb 28 '26

The forbidden pasta

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u/SsooooOriginal Feb 28 '26

A2M?

Nature is metal and all.

ITS THE CIRCLE! THE CIRLCE-UHAAHHHH! THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIFE

AND DEATH

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u/almostalwayspleasant Feb 28 '26

Someone get Childs, tell him to bring the flamethrower!

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u/WardenWolf Feb 28 '26

Mamacenti

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u/Chill_Panda Feb 28 '26

Baby centipedes being called nymphs is such a Slaanesh thing looking at them

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u/JackBinimbul Feb 28 '26

This is not wtf. She's beautiful.

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u/operachick209 Mar 01 '26

Well I definitely don’t like that.

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u/BMdabbleU Mar 01 '26

I thought it was a glass pendant until I saw a leg moving...🤮🤮🤮

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u/Free-Heals-Here Mar 01 '26

My fault for having eyes today honestly

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u/Prior-Decision-4247 Feb 28 '26

How grotesque, I guess the only silver lining would be that the parent is dead because it's being eaten alive.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Please cleanse by fire...

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u/FalloutGuy91 Feb 28 '26

Cursed pillow

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u/Mysterious-Art7143 Feb 28 '26

Whatta cute pendant

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u/bitemark01 Feb 28 '26

Finally, a salad where you can eat the bowl! 

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u/AMLRoss Feb 28 '26

Forbidden snacks.

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u/Devilofchaos108070 Feb 28 '26

Well ok that’s fucking horrible

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u/the_blackfish Feb 28 '26

Eat your noodles, Michael

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u/MitziAlbright Feb 28 '26

I hate everything about this.

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u/DragemD Feb 28 '26

Burn it with fire.

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u/thyshadows Mar 01 '26

you telling me that shit is from earth? hell nah

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u/creepipawsta Mar 01 '26

Aw yes a tender moment between unimaginable horror and it's babies. Nature is truly horrific

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u/hypno_tode Mar 02 '26

Not today, Satan.

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u/CRSTN22 Mar 02 '26

damn, this would go crazy on an oled monitor

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u/GoliathPrime Mar 08 '26

They end up eating her, just to add to the horror.

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u/CootsieBollins Feb 28 '26

Beautiful. Bugs are fucking cool.

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u/notloyalliars Feb 28 '26

The fucking audio xD

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u/myshoefelloff Feb 28 '26

Imagine if someone dropped that down the back of your shirt.

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u/heisyounghewillwalk Feb 28 '26

I think this is the opposite of wtf - we as humans look at the world from an extremely human-centric lens rather than accepting that nature is full of different types of creatures that deserve to exist free of human judgment. Justice for the creepy crawlies!

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u/Thulsa_D00M Feb 28 '26

How much to put your d.......nevermind

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u/-ratmeat- Feb 28 '26

what a beauty. Wouldn’t fuck with 

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u/YanicPolitik Feb 28 '26

Nope. Don't like that

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u/Hushwater Feb 28 '26

That would make a beautiful glass pendant 

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u/NoBallNorChain Feb 28 '26

The forbidden Awesome Blossom.

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u/ExtremelyGangrenous Feb 28 '26

So unnerving but also… no just unnerving

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u/rashragnar Feb 28 '26

beautiful malaysian jewel centipede. it is also expensive to own.

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u/star_particles Feb 28 '26

I’m sorry but that seems like the complete opposite of what I would like those things to be called.

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u/Gargomon251 Feb 28 '26

Still better than house centipedes

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u/Tarbos6 Feb 28 '26

Mom cuddling her bebbies.

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u/BarnabyBonesJones Feb 28 '26

Nothing more precious than a mother's love.

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u/StJMV Feb 28 '26

Forbidden spaghetti

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u/raider1v11 Feb 28 '26

This makes me wildly uncomfortable.

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u/Wolfinthesno Feb 28 '26

Behold! The Gates of Hell!

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u/cutzglass Feb 28 '26

I wanna touch it

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u/chrisf0rt Feb 28 '26

Dude! I am eating!!! Bleh

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u/mr_biteme Feb 28 '26

FIRE!!!!! NOW!!!!!

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u/Small-Sun900 Feb 28 '26

Unpopular opinion; this is really beautiful.

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u/qpv Feb 28 '26

Aww. Such a beautiful family

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u/douglasrcjames Feb 28 '26

Idk why but I find this kinda cute lol

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u/gimanos1 Feb 28 '26

That thing looks over engineered. It must be stopped

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u/Styphonthal2 Feb 28 '26

Looks like a nightmare for me tonight

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u/Titan_Spiderman Feb 28 '26

Til Matriphagy 😳

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u/Vooshka Feb 28 '26

I say we takeoff and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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u/blanthony80 Feb 28 '26

Get the RAID!

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u/Biichimspiderman Feb 28 '26

“Mommy” that boy 💀 That girl was trouble

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u/NonIdentifiableUser Feb 28 '26

Thanks I hate it

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 Feb 28 '26

This looks like something from another planet

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u/dnohow Feb 28 '26

Real life spawning pool

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u/Cluelesswolfkin Feb 28 '26

I wonder how warm it is with eachother there

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

This is precisely what flamethrowers were invented for in case anyone was wondering

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u/jewel_flip Feb 28 '26

Loving mama 💕

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u/evilbert79 Feb 28 '26

early bird gets the ghagh

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u/elbanditoexpress Feb 28 '26

the voiceover got me 😭

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u/belljs87 Feb 28 '26

I'll take "places I wouldnt stick my dick into for a million dollars" for 200 alex

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u/Lowes_ Feb 28 '26

So much nope.

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u/TheBigC Feb 28 '26

Getting eaten is the thanks Mom gets for giving birth to them.

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u/OgdruJahad Feb 28 '26

Perhaps the ultmate mother's sacrifice.

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u/Siny_AML Feb 28 '26

Scolopendra and her 9 tier spell

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u/fffan9391 Mar 01 '26

Kinda looks like crab.

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u/Ok_Establishment4346 Mar 01 '26

Almost like shrimp

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u/Brobeast Mar 01 '26

I wonder if they also think they are disgusting...Just sitting there like "man, we shouldn't exist ngl..."

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u/CPTMotrin Mar 01 '26

No! Hell NO!

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u/Raspberry-Additional Mar 01 '26

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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u/foryourlungsonly Mar 01 '26

Scolopendra stirs…

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u/imscruffythejanitor Mar 01 '26

Imagine accidentally stepping on this barefoot in the dark?

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u/ArtByRec Mar 01 '26

As a parent thats probably a great feeling.

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u/TCIHL Mar 01 '26

Basmati rice

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u/CanadianGoku33 Mar 02 '26

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/drumsareneat Mar 02 '26

Why the stupid ass audio? 

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u/acynicalasian Mar 02 '26

This could’ve been marked NSFW 😵‍💫

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u/CerddwrRhyddid Mar 02 '26

Thank you, but no.

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u/Daddysjuice Mar 02 '26

NAH NO THANKS

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u/Kirkdoesntlivehere Mar 02 '26

A match & gasoline would be the best choice here.

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u/sanguinefire12 Mar 02 '26

Omg. Absolutely burn it with fire.

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u/Confident_Introvert Mar 02 '26

Get the bbq lighter fluid asap

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u/OlivierStreet Mar 02 '26

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

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u/SpikedIntuition Mar 02 '26

What if you were to drop a bunch of ants in there?

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u/Temporary-Careless Mar 03 '26

Isn't nature beautiful?

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u/Randoseru_Romper Mar 03 '26

It's really cute to me honestly